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*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrass (..more)

*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrassment I endure I thought I saw an angel I was completely sure She smiled at me on the subway Turned out she was a man I didn't know until I tried to sleep with her After 8 black and tans But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bump right here I shouldn't've drank so much beer. Yeah, she had one lazy eye But I couldn't tell in that light. You should have seen the look on my face When we got home that night. And I said, "What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights?" But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright. But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bulge right here. Why did I drink so much beer? No no no no no, No no no no no no, No no no no no no! But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I sw (..less)

I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't han (..more)

I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't hang up it would tear me apart I love you baby, I need to know what's next Oh baby please send me a f*cking text Oh baby I have loved you since my youth I send you memories on my bluetooth I love you so much oh why can't you see? I think about you when i'm on my hands free 24/7 on the phone to your heart You can text me just for a start You can get excited when you're on your own Baby just use that vibrating ring tone Last night I felt so alone Then I heard your assigned ring tone You told me you wanted it in your slinky I got excited 'cos its oh so stinky! Oh baby the tears I can't wipe You gotta give me that dirty call on Skype I feel so lonely, where do I look? You even blank me on Facebook Beep beep beep, I can't get no sleep I blog you all night long, right until I weep You have a wet one that's oh so pretty I love even more when it gets all shitty Oh baby you are always on my mind I dream of doing you from behind I could help us out by getting s (..less)

On every Sunday people converts in the Al-Nur mosque masha allah in Berlin. its from my mobile phone...so sry for the qality Keep up Looking at my videos, i will upload the next vid´s when new co (..more)

On every Sunday people converts in the Al-Nur mosque masha allah in Berlin. its from my mobile phone...so sry for the qality Keep up Looking at my videos, i will upload the next vid´s when new converts... Islam the true religion of Almighty God ! Make your own mind up. Join the family of humanity! Dont be brain washed by the media. Find out what is Islam and why it gives humanity the answer. There is no difference between people in Islam. We are all brothers and sisters. Islam has the answer from climate change on a global scale to peace in your heart and mind. Be real: we all face the stress of life but in Islam there is inner peace. www.islamvoice.de www.diewahrereligion.de www.way-to-Allah.com (..less)

Avril Lavigne "The Best Damn Thing" Album: "The Best Damn Thing" Lyrics: Let me hear you say hey hey hey! Hey hey hey! Alright, now let me hear you say hey hey ho! Hey hey ho! I hate it (..more)

Avril Lavigne "The Best Damn Thing" Album: "The Best Damn Thing" Lyrics: Let me hear you say hey hey hey! Hey hey hey! Alright, now let me hear you say hey hey ho! Hey hey ho! I hate it when a guy doesn't get the door, even though I told him yesterday and the day before... I hate it when a guy doesn't get the tab and I have to put my money out and that looks bad! Where are the hopes? Where are the dreams? My Cinderella story scene. When do you think they'll finally see...... (Chorus) That you're not, not, not, gonna get any better, you won't, won't, won't, you won't get rid of me never, like it or not even though she's a lot like me.... We're not the same, and yeah, yeah, yeah I'm a lot to handle, if you don't know, if you don't know trouble, I'm a hell of a scandal, me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen, I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen! All right, All right, yeah... I hate it when a guy doesn't understand why a certain time of month, I don't want to hold his hand, I hate it when they go out and we stay in, and they come home smelling like their ex-girlfriends... I found my hopes, I found my dreams. My Cinde (..less)

me singing beautiful girls by jojo.. hope you guys like it.. sorry it's so shaky, i was recording it with my mobile phone and i was holding my phone in my hand so that's why it's a little shaky.. and (..more)

me singing beautiful girls by jojo.. hope you guys like it.. sorry it's so shaky, i was recording it with my mobile phone and i was holding my phone in my hand so that's why it's a little shaky.. and also i'm looking at the lyrics againn.. yeah i know shame on me.. but i've got a lot to do in a testweek.. so i can't learn every song out of my head.. sorry.. it was requested by: rainna gatus, patriciavazquez14, maxlove5 & abbie2014 God Bless xx Charmaine Honors for This Video: 5 November 2007 #65 - Top Rated (Today) - Music - Netherlands #84 - Most Discussed (Today) - Music - Netherlands (..less)

Hello Been playing for nearly 2 years and this catchy rock tune is one of the reasons why I decided to start guitar. It was my roommate, Evan, from first year that first showed me the pros do this on (..more)

Hello Been playing for nearly 2 years and this catchy rock tune is one of the reasons why I decided to start guitar. It was my roommate, Evan, from first year that first showed me the pros do this one. =) Sry for the mistakes =/ ps: I usually don't curl up my mouth like that =) (..less)

All I ever wanted in a cell phone was a melody composer, a feature that my friend had on his and when I got mine I wanted the same. During this past summer of '07, I got such a phone, the LG VX3400, a (..more)

All I ever wanted in a cell phone was a melody composer, a feature that my friend had on his and when I got mine I wanted the same. During this past summer of '07, I got such a phone, the LG VX3400, and began making many a song on it. Most of these were songs from video games. Keep in mind that I did not download these songs onto my phone- I made them myself using the melody composer feature. That is why the sound quality is kinda crappy. Nevertheless, I hope you enjoy it. ^_^ How many songs can you name? (..less)

1st Of all lemme say: The pictures are during the credits at the end are me. ): 2nd Of all: For this video, i DISABLED comments. Ya prolly know why. If ya don't TOO BAD. TOO much shit. Song: Clumsy (..more)

1st Of all lemme say: The pictures are during the credits at the end are me. ): 2nd Of all: For this video, i DISABLED comments. Ya prolly know why. If ya don't TOO BAD. TOO much shit. Song: Clumsy Singer: Fergie Album: The Dutchess (..less)

the vegita saga along side creed my own prison. i made this on my mobile phone (nokia n95) you can see in some places were i was filming the clips off the computer (why there so bad quality) i slip (..more)

the vegita saga along side creed my own prison. i made this on my mobile phone (nokia n95) you can see in some places were i was filming the clips off the computer (why there so bad quality) i slipped with the phone and caught abit of the side of the media player so. i dont like some parts but it has come together really well and if i change anything now it might make it worse. i know in a few weeks it will be everywhere and people will say they made it but remember you saw it here first and i still have the origonal on my phone :P lol. hope you enjoy! (..less)

Mute Records (UK) created multiple "Mobisodes" (mobile phone video clips), to promote the 2006 "The Best Of Depeche Mode, Volume 1" release. For those of you who may not have seen these short promo (..more)

Mute Records (UK) created multiple "Mobisodes" (mobile phone video clips), to promote the 2006 "The Best Of Depeche Mode, Volume 1" release. For those of you who may not have seen these short promo clips, enjoy! If you like the song, why not check out the entire "Best Of" package, at "The Best Of Depeche Mode, Volume 1" micro-site, linked below. http://bestof.depechemode.com/ http://www.depechemode.com/ (..less)

uncensored "Yeah, Mista Busta, where the fuck ya at? Can't scrap a lick, so I know ya got your gat Your dick on hard, from fuckin your road dogs The hood you threw up with, niggaz you grew up wi (..more)

uncensored "Yeah, Mista Busta, where the fuck ya at? Can't scrap a lick, so I know ya got your gat Your dick on hard, from fuckin your road dogs The hood you threw up with, niggaz you grew up with Don't even respect your ass That's why it's time for the doctor, to check your ass, nigga Used to be my homey, used to be my ace Now I wanna slap the taste out yo mouth Nigga bow down to the row Fuckin me, now I'm fuckin you, little hoe Oh, don't think I forgot, let you slide Let me ride, just another homicide Yeah it's me so I'ma talk on Stompin on the 'Eazy'est streets that you can walk on So strap on your Compton hat, your locs And watch your back cause you might get smoked, loc And pass the bud, and stay low-key B.G. cause you lost all your homey's love Now call it what you want to You fucked wit me, now it's a must that I fuck wit you [Interlude: Dr. Dre] Yeah, that's what the fuck I'm talkin about We have your motherfuckin record company surrounded Put down the candy and let the little boy go You knowhatI'msayin, punk motherfucker (We want Eazy, we want Eazy) [Verse Two: Snoop Doggy Dogg] Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay Doggy Dogg's in the mothe (..less)

In 11.02.2006 (this Saturday) the diva of Turkish rock Sebnem Ferah was performing in Bostanci Gosteri Merkezi which is an important concert area in Istanbul Turkiye. She was singing her own songs, es (..more)

In 11.02.2006 (this Saturday) the diva of Turkish rock Sebnem Ferah was performing in Bostanci Gosteri Merkezi which is an important concert area in Istanbul Turkiye. She was singing her own songs, especailly from her last studio album: "Can Kiriklari". She also performed a cover after saying "I didn't do covers for a long time in Istanbul. Tonight I want to sing 'Gates of Bablyon' from Rainbow. Sometimes I make covers in my concerts, because I want you to learn where we come from. These groups and singers are our inspiration sources, teachers, reasons we begin to music and idols". Hearing Ronnie James Dio's lyrics from Sebnem Ferah's voice and Ritchie Blackmore's guitar solos from Metin Turkcan's guitar (he was a member of Pentagram which is a group known as MezarKabul in Europe) were preferential for Sebo fans. This historical moment was recorded by my mobile phone, however the recorder wasn't me. My friend Tolga recorded this with my mobile phone. He was at back and I think he doesn't know how to zoom with Sony Ericsson k700i. That's why the video's quality is bad. You don't have to watch. Just listen, because it is hard to see Sebnem Ferah in this video. However, I think you ha (..less)

Hannah Montana 2 - NObodys perfect Everybody Makes Mistakes, Everybody has those days, 1, 2, 3, 4! Everybody makes mistakes, Everybody has those days, Everybody knows what, I'm talking a (..more)

Hannah Montana 2 - NObodys perfect Everybody Makes Mistakes, Everybody has those days, 1, 2, 3, 4! Everybody makes mistakes, Everybody has those days, Everybody knows what, I'm talking about, Everybody gets that way (That's right!) Everybody makes mistakes, Everybody has those days, Everybody knows what, I'm talking about, Everybody gets that way [VERSE 1] Sometimes I'm in a jam, I gotta make a plan, It might be crazy, I do it anyway, No way to know for sure, I figure out a cure, I'm patching up the holes, But then it overflows, [PRE-CHORUS] If I'm not doin' too well, Why be so hard on myself? [CHORUS] Nobody's Perfect! I gotta work it! Again and again, Till I get it right, Nobody's Perfect! You live and you learn it! And if I messed it up sometimes, Nobody's Perfect, [VERSE 2] Sometimes I work a scheme, But then it flips on me (Uh-huh), Doesn't turn out how I planned, Gets stuck in quicksand, The problem can be solved, Once I get involved, I try to be delicate, Then crash right into it, [PRE-CHORUS] But my intentions are good, (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah) Sometimes just misunderstood, [CHORUS] Nobody's Perfect! I got (..less)

**** RE-UPLOADED **** Originally posted on: January 21st 2007 Thanx Youtube for featuring me a 2nd time I've always wondered why this random french expression was so famous among foreigners u (..more)

**** RE-UPLOADED **** Originally posted on: January 21st 2007 Thanx Youtube for featuring me a 2nd time I've always wondered why this random french expression was so famous among foreigners until I realized I said it at least 5 times a day (at the veeeerrryyy least). Here is my attempt at explaining it's meaning... (sorry for the lousy sound and image quality, I filmed this with my mobile phone.) (..less)

This video focuses on Cloud (it's a picture show) He's staring at his mobile phone and thinks about the past (that's why the picture comes so oft in the video, it remains past and present...) watch (..more)

This video focuses on Cloud (it's a picture show) He's staring at his mobile phone and thinks about the past (that's why the picture comes so oft in the video, it remains past and present...) watch it until it ends and tell me what you think about it. This is my very first video, so please leave a comment what I could do better next time. [THIS VIDEO IS PURELY FAN MADE! THE PICTURES BELONG TO SQUARE-ENIX' FF7: ADVENT CHILDREN AND THE MUSIC BELONG TO LINKIN PARK!!! I JUST PUT THEM TOGETHER; NO PROFIT] (..less)

My Spanish father is visiting the Netherlands for 2 weeks, and you can look at the fun Saturday, with complete randomness we had. I know, it is agony without my camcorder still, but something is be (..more)

My Spanish father is visiting the Netherlands for 2 weeks, and you can look at the fun Saturday, with complete randomness we had. I know, it is agony without my camcorder still, but something is better than nothing, and I trusted my mobile phone to record the castle tour and many bizarre family moments. If you're a fan of scenic roads and Spanish sing-along-songs, you should take the blockiness like a tough hombre, and watch! The dialogues are awesome! In the end you see why it was my lucky day... ;) (Juan's YouTube video #090) (..less)