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完全不好笑 - 强词夺理 林俊杰 & 黄湘怡 Stella is the art teacher. JJ is the student. Stella: Students! You can now let me see your sketches. Quickly. Stella: Student JJ. What (..more)

完全不好笑 - 强词夺理 林俊杰 & 黄湘怡 Stella is the art teacher. JJ is the student. Stella: Students! You can now let me see your sketches. Quickly. Stella: Student JJ. What did you draw? (holding blank paper) JJ: This is a cow eating grass. Stella: Cow eating grass. Where's grass? JJ: Grass... is eaten by the cow. Stella: Where's the cow? JJ: The cow... left after eating grass. Stella: You've got me this time. Another day... Stella: Class has begun! It's you again. Late huh? And you've brought this to class, what's this? Cell phone... JJ: This isn't my cell phone, it's my water canteen. Stella: Water canteen? Dare to argue... it's obviously a cell phone, it's ringing. If it's not a cell phone, how can it ring and vibrate? JJ: My water is boiling. Stella: My water is boiling... (..less)