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*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrass (..more)

*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrassment I endure I thought I saw an angel I was completely sure She smiled at me on the subway Turned out she was a man I didn't know until I tried to sleep with her After 8 black and tans But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bump right here I shouldn't've drank so much beer. Yeah, she had one lazy eye But I couldn't tell in that light. You should have seen the look on my face When we got home that night. And I said, "What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights?" But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright. But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bulge right here. Why did I drink so much beer? No no no no no, No no no no no no, No no no no no no! But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I sw (..less)

I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't han (..more)

I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't hang up it would tear me apart I love you baby, I need to know what's next Oh baby please send me a f*cking text Oh baby I have loved you since my youth I send you memories on my bluetooth I love you so much oh why can't you see? I think about you when i'm on my hands free 24/7 on the phone to your heart You can text me just for a start You can get excited when you're on your own Baby just use that vibrating ring tone Last night I felt so alone Then I heard your assigned ring tone You told me you wanted it in your slinky I got excited 'cos its oh so stinky! Oh baby the tears I can't wipe You gotta give me that dirty call on Skype I feel so lonely, where do I look? You even blank me on Facebook Beep beep beep, I can't get no sleep I blog you all night long, right until I weep You have a wet one that's oh so pretty I love even more when it gets all shitty Oh baby you are always on my mind I dream of doing you from behind I could help us out by getting s (..less)

I will not accept your comments about how you "hate this band" so much that you want them to "die", "they're fags" or "_____ could kick pete wentz's faggot ass". Also, I won't accept your damn comment (..more)

I will not accept your comments about how you "hate this band" so much that you want them to "die", "they're fags" or "_____ could kick pete wentz's faggot ass". Also, I won't accept your damn comments about *~hot girls on webcam, either. (..less)

AC/DC - T.N.T (Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi) See me ride out of the sunset On your colour TV screen Out for all that I can get If you know what I mean Women to (..more)

AC/DC - T.N.T (Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi) See me ride out of the sunset On your colour TV screen Out for all that I can get If you know what I mean Women to the left of me And women to the right Ain't got no gun Ain't got no knife Don't you start no fight 'Cause I'm T.N.T., I'm dynamite (T.N.T.) and I'll win the fight (T.N.T.) I'm a power load (T.N.T.) watch me explode I'm dirty, mean and mighty unclean I'm a wanted man Public enemy number one Understand So lock up your daughter Lock up your wife Lock up your back door And run for your life The man is back in town So don't you mess me 'round 'Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite (T.N.T.) and I'll win the fight (T.N.T.) I'm a power load (T.N.T.) watch me explode T.N.T., (oi, oi, oi) T.N.T., (oi, oi, oi) T.N.T., (oi, oi, oi) T.N.T., (oi, oi, oi) T.N.T., (oi, oi, oi) , I'm dynamite (T.N.T., oi, oi, oi), and I'll win the fight, (T.N.T., oi, oi, oi), I'm a power load (T.N.T.), watch me explode! (..less)

Allen Iverson finally shook his shadow and shook up the NBA Finals. Hounded by unheralded Tyronn Lue, Iverson scored seven of his 48 points in a one-minute span of overtime as the Philadelphia 76e (..more)

Allen Iverson finally shook his shadow and shook up the NBA Finals. Hounded by unheralded Tyronn Lue, Iverson scored seven of his 48 points in a one-minute span of overtime as the Philadelphia 76ers stunned the Los Angeles Lakers with a 107-101 victory in the opener of the NBA Finals. Iverson scored 30 points in a scintillating first half, letting everyone know that the 76ers were going to be more than another pushover for the powerful Lakers. His late flurry silenced the Staples Center and unceremoniously ended Los Angeles' run at a perfect postseason. "Anybody that bet on it, some broke people out there," Iverson said. "I'm glad nobody didn't bet their life on it 'cause they definitely would be dead right now." Instead, the Sixers -- double-digit underdogs -- are very much alive as they again displayed their heroic heart. "Our guys just try hard," Sixers coach Larry Brown said. "This is kind of unexpected but it's neat." In between Iverson outbursts, Lue stymied the NBA Most Valuable Player for nearly 20 minutes, using his quickness to prevent Iverson from even getting the ball, let alone shoot it. He had spent the last two practices impersonating Iverson (..less)

Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing the New CD in stores 17 April 2007 Lyrics: Uh oh uh oh When you're around I don't know what to do I do not think that I can wait To go over and to talk to you (..more)

Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing the New CD in stores 17 April 2007 Lyrics: Uh oh uh oh When you're around I don't know what to do I do not think that I can wait To go over and to talk to you I do not know what I should say And I walk out in silence That's when I start to realize What you bring to my life Damn this guy can make me cry CHORUS: It's so contagious I cannot get it out of my mind It's so outrageous You make me feel so high All the time They all say that you're not good for me But I'm too close to turn around I'll show them they don't know anything I think I've got you figured out So I walk out in silence That's when I start to realize What you bring to my life Damn this guy can make me smile CHORUS I will give you everything I will treat you right If you just give me a chance I can prove I'm right CHORUS x 2 All the time Avril Lavigne (..less)

Starting from a 'no bicycle parking here' sign ( I took this while riding) down along the southern end of Kyoto's Terra Machi Street showing how bicycles are a truly integral part of Kyoto's transpor (..more)

Starting from a 'no bicycle parking here' sign ( I took this while riding) down along the southern end of Kyoto's Terra Machi Street showing how bicycles are a truly integral part of Kyoto's transport infrastructure. (..less)

Bon Jovi - Always -------------------------------------------- This romeo is bleeding But you can't see his blood It's nothing but some feelings That this old dog kicked up It's been raining s (..more)

Bon Jovi - Always -------------------------------------------- This romeo is bleeding But you can't see his blood It's nothing but some feelings That this old dog kicked up It's been raining since you left me Now I'm drowning in the flood You see I've always been a fighter But without you I give up Now I can't sing a love song Like the way it's meant to be Well, I guess I'm not that good anymore But baby, that's just me Chorus: And I will love you, baby - Always And I'll be there forever and a day - Always I'll be there till the stars don't shine Till the heavens burst and The words don't rhyme And I know when I die, you'll be on my mind And I'll love you - Always Now your pictures that you left behind Are just memories of a different life Some that made us laugh, Some that made us cry One that made you have to say goodbye What I'd give to run my fingers through your hair To touch your lips, to hold you near When you say your prayers try to understand I've made mistakes, I'm just a man When he holds you close, When he pulls you near When he says the words You've been needing to hear I'll wish I was him 'cause those words were mine To (..less)

Hello Been playing for nearly 2 years and this catchy rock tune is one of the reasons why I decided to start guitar. It was my roommate, Evan, from first year that first showed me the pros do this on (..more)

Hello Been playing for nearly 2 years and this catchy rock tune is one of the reasons why I decided to start guitar. It was my roommate, Evan, from first year that first showed me the pros do this one. =) Sry for the mistakes =/ ps: I usually don't curl up my mouth like that =) (..less)

i took my old phone a staged m falling and my phone gets hit by a old lady, who yells. then harry pottr gets hit by a car. this wasnt at all thought through and we got the cops called on us later. but (..more)

i took my old phone a staged m falling and my phone gets hit by a old lady, who yells. then harry pottr gets hit by a car. this wasnt at all thought through and we got the cops called on us later. but meh, the vids are good and please enjoy- ROC (..less)

Coach Z, Coach Z, one two one two Coach Z, one two one two Coach Z, Coach Z, one two one two Coach Z, one two one two These peoples These peoples These peoples try to fade These peoples Thes (..more)

Coach Z, Coach Z, one two one two Coach Z, one two one two Coach Z, Coach Z, one two one two Coach Z, one two one two These peoples These peoples These peoples try to fade These peoples These peoples These peoples try to fade These peoples These peoples These peoples try to fade (Fade me!) These peoples try to fade me! (I can't handle it!) C-c-c-call me on my cell phone! (I get busy!) These peoples try to fade me! (I can't handle it!) C-c-c-call me on my cell phone! (I get busy!) Coach Z's got money, but not much Coach Z's got money, but not much Coach Z's got money, but not much I could use a dollar, I could use a couple bucks I'm so oldschool (one two one two) They tore the school down! (one two one two) Where my lasers at? Where my lasers at, y'all? Where my lasers at? (Where my lasers at?) Where my lasers at, y'all? Where my lasers at? All the peoples try to tell me where my lasers at And your mother tried to show me all the laser crabs And I got a bunch of types, a bunch of laser dabs {makes laser gun noises} These peoples try to fade me! (I can't handle it!) C-c-c-call me on my cell phone! (I get busy!) These peoples tr (..less)