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I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't han (..more)

I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't hang up it would tear me apart I love you baby, I need to know what's next Oh baby please send me a f*cking text Oh baby I have loved you since my youth I send you memories on my bluetooth I love you so much oh why can't you see? I think about you when i'm on my hands free 24/7 on the phone to your heart You can text me just for a start You can get excited when you're on your own Baby just use that vibrating ring tone Last night I felt so alone Then I heard your assigned ring tone You told me you wanted it in your slinky I got excited 'cos its oh so stinky! Oh baby the tears I can't wipe You gotta give me that dirty call on Skype I feel so lonely, where do I look? You even blank me on Facebook Beep beep beep, I can't get no sleep I blog you all night long, right until I weep You have a wet one that's oh so pretty I love even more when it gets all shitty Oh baby you are always on my mind I dream of doing you from behind I could help us out by getting s (..less)

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Best goals and skills football, Thierry Henry, Maradona, Pelé, Adriano, Kezman BOY, CRANK, DANCE, DAT, FULL, HOW, SOULJA, TO if i cant have you tits vagina sex nude boobs britney spears paris hilton jordan capri honeymoon hollywood lindsey lohan girl woman lady sexy man hot stud slut fuck ass bitch nigger chink gook cracker beaner asshole shit feces death murder maim kill rape hurt pain cartoon anime naruto bleach dragonball DBZ eyeshield21 niggers nig faggot fag gay lesbian porn pornography video game hate love xbox360 PS3 PSX playstation sony microsoft nintendo wii ebay note adobe final cut apple premiere news bush republican o'reilly reilly spin factor liberal clinton iraq iran war news topless bottomless tits boobs cunt pussy titney cats dogs mice rats crocodile hunter australia japan tokyo america new york old 9/11 trade world center grand theft auto halo 1 2 3 episode 10 100 50 clitoris sexual fight boxing basketball baseball soccer tennis sports NBA NFL ESPN horror comedy drama romance ninja shinobi cosplay hentai titties boobies breasts bouncing beach bitches bikini a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z hi bye rachel amanda sarah tony dad mom aunt uncle sl (..less)

1st Of all lemme say: The pictures are during the credits at the end are me. ): 2nd Of all: For this video, i DISABLED comments. Ya prolly know why. If ya don't TOO BAD. TOO much shit. Song: Clumsy (..more)

1st Of all lemme say: The pictures are during the credits at the end are me. ): 2nd Of all: For this video, i DISABLED comments. Ya prolly know why. If ya don't TOO BAD. TOO much shit. Song: Clumsy Singer: Fergie Album: The Dutchess (..less)

You better hope I'm chained up, shackled with a yard I'll snatch you by the neck, bide you like a tech Wreck fools when I disconnect, make you sweat Shit your pants, get in yuor step on my advance (..more)

You better hope I'm chained up, shackled with a yard I'll snatch you by the neck, bide you like a tech Wreck fools when I disconnect, make you sweat Shit your pants, get in yuor step on my advance Catch a glance of the legendary brother who carries Your body and buries two more lyrics in styles varied Fool what? You ain't got nothin' to say I been backin' up east side LA, all day Blowin' up the best techs, the best flex Havin' the best sex, fuckin' in Wessex The hardcore shit, I know you like it raw 'Cause ain't no other Dog breakin' the last straw [Chorus (2x): B-Real] You better bounce, nigga, smoke an ounce, nigga 'Cause you rollin' with the Hill and what counts is uh, Can you hang with us? You wanna bang with us? Cypress Hill, worldwide, Los Angeles [Verse 2: Sen-Dog] I don't bark, I just bite, mangle and maim niggas up Check your strap, they mangle us and pick us up Fool, now you tremblin', I give you three seconds To break out before you resemblin' a dead man A hole through your headband My gat's in my right hand, my plug's in my left hand, punk Cypress Hill worldwide, you just a local Don't anger me, or you can hear it in my vocal You don't wan (..less)

uncensored "Yeah, Mista Busta, where the fuck ya at? Can't scrap a lick, so I know ya got your gat Your dick on hard, from fuckin your road dogs The hood you threw up with, niggaz you grew up wi (..more)

uncensored "Yeah, Mista Busta, where the fuck ya at? Can't scrap a lick, so I know ya got your gat Your dick on hard, from fuckin your road dogs The hood you threw up with, niggaz you grew up with Don't even respect your ass That's why it's time for the doctor, to check your ass, nigga Used to be my homey, used to be my ace Now I wanna slap the taste out yo mouth Nigga bow down to the row Fuckin me, now I'm fuckin you, little hoe Oh, don't think I forgot, let you slide Let me ride, just another homicide Yeah it's me so I'ma talk on Stompin on the 'Eazy'est streets that you can walk on So strap on your Compton hat, your locs And watch your back cause you might get smoked, loc And pass the bud, and stay low-key B.G. cause you lost all your homey's love Now call it what you want to You fucked wit me, now it's a must that I fuck wit you [Interlude: Dr. Dre] Yeah, that's what the fuck I'm talkin about We have your motherfuckin record company surrounded Put down the candy and let the little boy go You knowhatI'msayin, punk motherfucker (We want Eazy, we want Eazy) [Verse Two: Snoop Doggy Dogg] Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay Doggy Dogg's in the mothe (..less)

Ok here is the video Fergie - London Bridge (OH SHIT) I made it the unclean version! This is my first video i've ever made so i hope you all like it! Yeah! Search up "fergie london bridge" and i'm (..more)

Ok here is the video Fergie - London Bridge (OH SHIT) I made it the unclean version! This is my first video i've ever made so i hope you all like it! Yeah! Search up "fergie london bridge" and i'm number 1! And also 500000 posts! :) (..less)

50 CENT TONY YAYO LLOYD BANKS & YOUNG BUCK ALL OF G-UNIT ARE BACK WITH FEEL SO GOOD NEW G-UNIT TRACK PREMIER ON ALLHIPHOP.COM FUCKIN FIRE VIDEO UNCUT UNCENSORED FIRE HOT SHIT PLENTY OF CARS GIRLS (..more)

50 CENT TONY YAYO LLOYD BANKS & YOUNG BUCK ALL OF G-UNIT ARE BACK WITH FEEL SO GOOD NEW G-UNIT TRACK PREMIER ON ALLHIPHOP.COM FUCKIN FIRE VIDEO UNCUT UNCENSORED FIRE HOT SHIT PLENTY OF CARS GIRLS SOMTHIN LIKE I GET MONEY UPPED BY DJ STUN U KNOW WHAT IT IS G-UNIT FEEL GOOD MUSIC VIDEO NEW HERES ABIT OF HELP TO GET YOUR SEARCHIN RIGHT PEOPLE HAVE HABBITS OF ALWAYZ PUTTIN IN RONG TINGS SO HERE CALL IT WAT U WANT : G-UNIT FEEL GOOD G-UNIT FEELS GOOD GUNIT FEEL GOOD GUNIT FEELS GOOD G UNIT FEEL GOOD G UNIT FEELS GOOD FEEL GOOD FEELS GOOD FEEL SO GOOD 50 CENT FEEL GOOD NEW ALBUM DECEMBER 18TH SHOOT TO KILL g-unit stand as best gangsta rappin rapper group ever since 2 pac biggie snoop dre eminem and all that shit g-unit stands : 50 CENT ( 50CENT CENTS CENTZ 50CENTS 50CENTZ FIFTY FIDDY FITTY ) LLOYD BANKS ( BANK$ , BOY WONDER ) TONY YAYO YOUNG BUCK MOBB DEEP ( HAVOC & PRODIGY ) GAIL GOTTI NYCE 40 GLOCC WILLY NORTHPOLE CARNEGIE M.O.P. ( M.O.P MOP , BILLY & FAME) YOUNG HOT ROD FREEWAY LIL SCRAPPY DJ WHOO KID MAZARDI FOX SNOOP FROM THE WIRE SPIDER LOC SNOOPY BLUE OLIVIA OUT THE GAME OUT ( THE GAYME CREATOR OF G-UNOT UNOT BLACK WALL STREET (..less)

the 6th (and probably last...for a while) Dave interpretation sees our hero going all out to insult "maggots" and their stupid gay nu-metal savoirs. I'll tel you something for free though, I'd rath (..more)

the 6th (and probably last...for a while) Dave interpretation sees our hero going all out to insult "maggots" and their stupid gay nu-metal savoirs. I'll tel you something for free though, I'd rather listen to Shitknot than trivium. I am certain I have finally topped the trivium Video. UPDATE: also be sure to watch the 2 video responses. They're funnier than the whole video itself...stupid retard kids. (..less)

The boys have stolen Amandas shoe and she wants it back (trust me, its not for the faint hearted), Raiven and Jack take up a new sport of walking backwards and me and Chantelle have a right ol' giggle (..more)

The boys have stolen Amandas shoe and she wants it back (trust me, its not for the faint hearted), Raiven and Jack take up a new sport of walking backwards and me and Chantelle have a right ol' giggle ^____^ Please note that this vid was filmed with my shitty mobile phone and it can get very loud due to all the screaming lmao This is for my amusement only, so DONT FLAME! Raiven is 'RaiventheWolf', jack is 'Jackblackledge' and Amanda is 'Mandyrxxx' on youtube Just out of interest, my school is over the hill (..less)

these are from my phone that i do not remember taking. they are random/hilarious/point to problems. here they are uncut unedited shitty quality. the first is saying bye to some montrael greeks. (..more)

these are from my phone that i do not remember taking. they are random/hilarious/point to problems. here they are uncut unedited shitty quality. the first is saying bye to some montrael greeks. the second is burning something, dont remember. the third is drinking absinthe to the brain. the fourth is pouring absinthe. the fifth is pretending to dj using those italian biscot waffle things. they are yummy. the song is ligaya (i know again, but i love it) - yoji biomehanika mix - love it and i am posting it right after this. enjoy both these random crazy moments in my life and great trance music (..less)

On 08/12/2006, the popular London radio station "Capital FM" sent their breakfast show team (led by Johnny Vaughan) to Covent Garden Flower Market to do their show from there as a special outside broa (..more)

On 08/12/2006, the popular London radio station "Capital FM" sent their breakfast show team (led by Johnny Vaughan) to Covent Garden Flower Market to do their show from there as a special outside broadcast. Simon Webbe came along as a guest and performed two songs! Here's the second. He is performing his new song, but I have no idea what it is called!!! Please excuse the shit quality as it was filmed on a mobile phone. (..less)

uncensored/alternate version "With so much drama in the l-b-c Its kinda hard bein snoop d-o-double-g But i, somehow, some way Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day May i, kick (..more)

uncensored/alternate version "With so much drama in the l-b-c Its kinda hard bein snoop d-o-double-g But i, somehow, some way Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day May i, kick a little something for the gs (yeah) And, make a few ends as (yeah!) I breeze, through Two in the mornin and the partys still jumpin Cause my momma aint home I got bitches in the living room gettin it on And, they aint leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin) So what you wanna do, sheeeit I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too So turn off the lights and close the doors But (but what) we dont love them hoes, yeah! So we gonna smoke a ounce to this Gs up, hoes down, while you motherfuckers bounce to this Chorus: repeat 2x Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind] Verse two: Now, that, I got me some seagrams gin Everybody got they cups, but they aint chipped in Now this types of shit, happens all the time You got to get yours but fool I gotta get mine Everything is fine when you listenin to the d-o-g I got the cultivating music that be captivating he Who li (..less)

uncensored "EeeyiyiyiyiyahtheDoggPound'sinthehou-owwse (the bomb) EeeyiyiyiyiyeahtheDoggPound'sinthehou-oww-owse Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg (the bomb) Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg (Dog) (..more)

uncensored "EeeyiyiyiyiyahtheDoggPound'sinthehou-owwse (the bomb) EeeyiyiyiyiyeahtheDoggPound'sinthehou-oww-owse Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg (the bomb) Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg (Dog) [Verse One:] From the depths of the sea, back to the block Snoop Doggy Dogg, Funky, yes but of the Doc Went solo on that ass, but it's still the same Long Beach is the spot where I served my cane Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, but don't lose your grip Nine-trizzay's the yizzear for me to fuck up shit So I ain't holdin nuttin back And motherfucker I got five on the twenty sack It's like that and as a matter of fact [rat-tat-tat-tat] Cuz I never hesitate to put a nigga on his back [Yeah, so peep out the manuscript You see that it's a must we drop gangsta shit] What's my motherfuckin name? [Chorus:] Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg (yeah yeah yeah) Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg (the bomb) Da-duh-da-da-dah Do-do-do-do, doo-doo-doo-da-dahhh! (Dog) [Verse Two:] It's the bow to the wow, creepin and crawlin Yiggy yes y'allin, Snoop Doggy Dogg in the motherfuckin house like everyday Droppin shit with my nigga Mr Dr. Dre Like I said, niggaz can (..less)

Edit: 7/4/07: After tiring of constant e-mails for approval comments and stuff, I have finally decided just to let all comments be posted. Also, on a very improtant note, I know that the lyrics are 'T (..more)

Edit: 7/4/07: After tiring of constant e-mails for approval comments and stuff, I have finally decided just to let all comments be posted. Also, on a very improtant note, I know that the lyrics are 'They said ALL teenagers scare the living shit out of me. They could care less as long as someone will bleed. So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose. Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me.' Just to clear that up. Edit: 4/24/07: Two pics from the upcomming video http://i14.tinypic.com/4c2qrz6.jpg http://i18.tinypic.com/2eeyhqd.jpg The lyrics shown on this link are correct. They are directly from the CD Lyric book of the special edition of the Black Parade. http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b237/Sakura_x_Murdoc/teenly-1.jpg The full song of teenagers form MCR's new album The Black Parade;remember to get it in stores on the 24/23! Oh and there is only one part of the lyrics I am not sure about, it's:(So darken your clothes, and strike a violent pose) or it's:(So darken your clothes, /or/ strike a violent pose) (..less)