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I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't han (..more)

I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't hang up it would tear me apart I love you baby, I need to know what's next Oh baby please send me a f*cking text Oh baby I have loved you since my youth I send you memories on my bluetooth I love you so much oh why can't you see? I think about you when i'm on my hands free 24/7 on the phone to your heart You can text me just for a start You can get excited when you're on your own Baby just use that vibrating ring tone Last night I felt so alone Then I heard your assigned ring tone You told me you wanted it in your slinky I got excited 'cos its oh so stinky! Oh baby the tears I can't wipe You gotta give me that dirty call on Skype I feel so lonely, where do I look? You even blank me on Facebook Beep beep beep, I can't get no sleep I blog you all night long, right until I weep You have a wet one that's oh so pretty I love even more when it gets all shitty Oh baby you are always on my mind I dream of doing you from behind I could help us out by getting s (..less)

AC/DC - Rocker (Live) Date: October 28, 1978 Venue: Essex University Location: Colchester, England A Killer performance by AC/DC with Bon Scott. They had released their fifth (eighth if you i (..more)

AC/DC - Rocker (Live) Date: October 28, 1978 Venue: Essex University Location: Colchester, England A Killer performance by AC/DC with Bon Scott. They had released their fifth (eighth if you include the Australian versions) studio album, Powerage five months before this gig. Set list for this gig (there's no complete version available, some of these songs miss parts): 1) Live Wire 2) Problem Child 3) Sin City 4) Bad Boy Boogie 5) Whole Lotta Rosie 6) Rocker 7) Let There Be Rock (..less)

The video for Fluorescent Adolescent by Arctic Monkeys. From the album "Favourite Worst Nightmare" :::LYRICS::: You used to get it in your fishnets Now you only get it in your night dress Discar (..more)

The video for Fluorescent Adolescent by Arctic Monkeys. From the album "Favourite Worst Nightmare" :::LYRICS::: You used to get it in your fishnets Now you only get it in your night dress Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness You landed in a very common crisis Everything's in order in a black hole Nothing seems as pretty as the past though That Bloody Mary's lacking her Tabasco Remember when he used to be a rascal? Oh the boys a slag The best you ever had The best you ever had Is just a memory and those dreams Not as daft as they seem Not as daft as they seem My love when you dream them up Flicking through a little book of sex tips Remember when the boys were all electric? Now when she tells she's gonna get it I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it Clinging to not getting sentimental Said she wasn't going but she went still Likes her gentlemen not to be gentle Was it a megadobber or a betting pencil? Oh the boys a slag The best you ever had [Fluorescent Adolescent lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com] The best you ever had Is just a memory and those dreams Not as daft as they seem Not as daft as they seem My love when you dre (..less)

Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing the New CD in stores 17 April 2007 Lyrics: Uh oh uh oh When you're around I don't know what to do I do not think that I can wait To go over and to talk to you (..more)

Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing the New CD in stores 17 April 2007 Lyrics: Uh oh uh oh When you're around I don't know what to do I do not think that I can wait To go over and to talk to you I do not know what I should say And I walk out in silence That's when I start to realize What you bring to my life Damn this guy can make me cry CHORUS: It's so contagious I cannot get it out of my mind It's so outrageous You make me feel so high All the time They all say that you're not good for me But I'm too close to turn around I'll show them they don't know anything I think I've got you figured out So I walk out in silence That's when I start to realize What you bring to my life Damn this guy can make me smile CHORUS I will give you everything I will treat you right If you just give me a chance I can prove I'm right CHORUS x 2 All the time Avril Lavigne (..less)

Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing the New CD in stores 17 April 2007 Lyrics: Got up on the wrong side of life today yeah Crashed the car and I'm gonna be really late My phone doesn't work cause i (..more)

Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing the New CD in stores 17 April 2007 Lyrics: Got up on the wrong side of life today yeah Crashed the car and I'm gonna be really late My phone doesn't work cause it's out of range Looks like it's just one of those kind of days You can't kick me down I'm already on the ground No you can't cause you couldn't catch me anyhow Blue skies but the sun isn't coming out no Today it's like I'm under a heavy cloud And I feel so alive I can't help myself, don't you realize I just wanna scream and lose control Throw my hands up and let it go Forget about everything and runaway yeah I just want to fall and lose myself Laughing so hard it hurts like hell Forget about everything and runaway yeah So So is how I'm doing if you're wondering I'm in a fight with the world but I'm winning Stay there come closer it's at your own risk Yeah you know how it is life can be a bitch But I feel so alive I can't help myself, don't you realize I just wanna scream and lose control Throw my hands up and let it go Forget about everything and runaway yeah I just want to fall and lose myself Laughing so hard it hurts like hell Forget about everyth (..less)

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Best goals and skills football, Thierry Henry, Maradona, Pelé, Adriano, Kezman BOY, CRANK, DANCE, DAT, FULL, HOW, SOULJA, TO if i cant have you tits vagina sex nude boobs britney spears paris hilton jordan capri honeymoon hollywood lindsey lohan girl woman lady sexy man hot stud slut fuck ass bitch nigger chink gook cracker beaner asshole shit feces death murder maim kill rape hurt pain cartoon anime naruto bleach dragonball DBZ eyeshield21 niggers nig faggot fag gay lesbian porn pornography video game hate love xbox360 PS3 PSX playstation sony microsoft nintendo wii ebay note adobe final cut apple premiere news bush republican o'reilly reilly spin factor liberal clinton iraq iran war news topless bottomless tits boobs cunt pussy titney cats dogs mice rats crocodile hunter australia japan tokyo america new york old 9/11 trade world center grand theft auto halo 1 2 3 episode 10 100 50 clitoris sexual fight boxing basketball baseball soccer tennis sports NBA NFL ESPN horror comedy drama romance ninja shinobi cosplay hentai titties boobies breasts bouncing beach bitches bikini a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z hi bye rachel amanda sarah tony dad mom aunt uncle sl (..less)

Teacher Pamela Rogers cell phone video that she sent to her teen friend, in total violation of her probation. I enhanced the picture and stretched out the video since the original was about 15 seconds (..more)

Teacher Pamela Rogers cell phone video that she sent to her teen friend, in total violation of her probation. I enhanced the picture and stretched out the video since the original was about 15 seconds. I also added some music since the original video was nothing but scratchy noise. The pic of the girl on the Harley is Ms. Rogers. PLEASE MAKE SURE TO VOTE FOR MY EFFORTS! Thanks. (..less)

My first experimental film. I was out with my friend 'Richspoiltguy' and as i was lying down on this rooftop terrace at our humble Esplanade, I used my camera phone to shoot down this scene of my f (..more)

My first experimental film. I was out with my friend 'Richspoiltguy' and as i was lying down on this rooftop terrace at our humble Esplanade, I used my camera phone to shoot down this scene of my friend text messaging another person. I find that it gives a very mellow and subdued sad tone. So I came up with a storyline to fit this setting. So here it is. A very simple film about a boy who got dumped by his boyfriend, who found that he would rather lead a heterosexual lifestyle. The voiceover (done by yours truly) shows what is going on in our protagonist's head. The text apprearing on the screen is what our protagonist types on his mobile phone. I hope you enjoy it. Yours Truly, Matt Your Friendly Neighborhood Guy! (..less)

My first experimental film. I was out with my friend 'Richspoiltguy' and as i was lying down on this outdoor rooftop, I used my camera phone to shoot down this scene of my friend text messaging ano (..more)

My first experimental film. I was out with my friend 'Richspoiltguy' and as i was lying down on this outdoor rooftop, I used my camera phone to shoot down this scene of my friend text messaging another person. I find that it gives a very mellow and subdued sad tone. So I came up with a storyline to fit this setting. So here it is. A very simple film about a boy who got dumped by his boyfriend, who found that he would rather lead a heterosexual lifestyle. The voiceover (done by yours truly) shows what is going on in our protagonist's head. The text apprearing on the screen is what our protagonist types on his mobile phone. I hope you enjoy it. Yours Truly, Matt Your Friendly Neighborhood Guy! (..less)

You better hope I'm chained up, shackled with a yard I'll snatch you by the neck, bide you like a tech Wreck fools when I disconnect, make you sweat Shit your pants, get in yuor step on my advance (..more)

You better hope I'm chained up, shackled with a yard I'll snatch you by the neck, bide you like a tech Wreck fools when I disconnect, make you sweat Shit your pants, get in yuor step on my advance Catch a glance of the legendary brother who carries Your body and buries two more lyrics in styles varied Fool what? You ain't got nothin' to say I been backin' up east side LA, all day Blowin' up the best techs, the best flex Havin' the best sex, fuckin' in Wessex The hardcore shit, I know you like it raw 'Cause ain't no other Dog breakin' the last straw [Chorus (2x): B-Real] You better bounce, nigga, smoke an ounce, nigga 'Cause you rollin' with the Hill and what counts is uh, Can you hang with us? You wanna bang with us? Cypress Hill, worldwide, Los Angeles [Verse 2: Sen-Dog] I don't bark, I just bite, mangle and maim niggas up Check your strap, they mangle us and pick us up Fool, now you tremblin', I give you three seconds To break out before you resemblin' a dead man A hole through your headband My gat's in my right hand, my plug's in my left hand, punk Cypress Hill worldwide, you just a local Don't anger me, or you can hear it in my vocal You don't wan (..less)

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