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*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrass (..more)

*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrassment I endure I thought I saw an angel I was completely sure She smiled at me on the subway Turned out she was a man I didn't know until I tried to sleep with her After 8 black and tans But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bump right here I shouldn't've drank so much beer. Yeah, she had one lazy eye But I couldn't tell in that light. You should have seen the look on my face When we got home that night. And I said, "What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights?" But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright. But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bulge right here. Why did I drink so much beer? No no no no no, No no no no no no, No no no no no no! But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I sw (..less)

This is just a funny video taken on my mobile phone,having a production theme of my own banners. Lang.:Telugu Genre:Comedy Pl.note: "xerox shop" is a misnomer for Photo-copier booth/stall in Indi (..more)

This is just a funny video taken on my mobile phone,having a production theme of my own banners. Lang.:Telugu Genre:Comedy Pl.note: "xerox shop" is a misnomer for Photo-copier booth/stall in India. Softwares used: Total video converter, sound forge, Windows movie maker, Camtasia studio & photoshop. (..less)

footage from my mobile phone, mostly of stuff on tv/net like jeremy kyle and harold pinter, but a few shots are exteriors (such as the bus at the beginning and the credits being projected on the wall (..more)

footage from my mobile phone, mostly of stuff on tv/net like jeremy kyle and harold pinter, but a few shots are exteriors (such as the bus at the beginning and the credits being projected on the wall at the end) some original sound and music in amongst it all, and some russian voices from Tarkovsky`s Mirror. (..less)

Posted here is a short film I shot whilst working on the FilmON project in Uzbekistan. It's a little documentary that was shot on my mobile phone camera about my time over there. The film is a bit dis (..more)

Posted here is a short film I shot whilst working on the FilmON project in Uzbekistan. It's a little documentary that was shot on my mobile phone camera about my time over there. The film is a bit disjointed and this was due to me nearly causing an international incident. Basically I was shooting some footage from my car when we went past an [unidentified] embassy whose security detail quickly chased me back to the hotel. I had to delete 30% of the footage which included a lot of good stuff. Working in Uzbekistan was one of the best experiences I've ever had. It was terrific working with some truly talented local filmmakers (one of them had already made a gangster feature and broadcast on Russian television) and having excellent support from the British Council Uzbekistan office team. Faisal A. Qureshi (..less)

Velvet Revolver are currently in the studio working on a new song for the soundtrack to a new animated movie from Steven Spielberg called 'Monster House.' We caught up with Slash and Matt Sorum at the (..more)

Velvet Revolver are currently in the studio working on a new song for the soundtrack to a new animated movie from Steven Spielberg called 'Monster House.' We caught up with Slash and Matt Sorum at the MAP Benefit show to discuss the movie and their thoughts on working on an animated project with Steven Spielberg. "I don't think it's really a kids movie, it's a little bit dark. I think every one will dig it. It's really well done, it's Spielberg so it's awesome. We're doing the end title for that right now and we're working with Dave Sardis who worked with Jett and Wolfmother. It's an awesome movie, I think the demographic will be like eight to seventeen but I really dug it too, it's a great movie." When... (..less)