UphoneBlog

*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrass (..more)

*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrassment I endure I thought I saw an angel I was completely sure She smiled at me on the subway Turned out she was a man I didn't know until I tried to sleep with her After 8 black and tans But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bump right here I shouldn't've drank so much beer. Yeah, she had one lazy eye But I couldn't tell in that light. You should have seen the look on my face When we got home that night. And I said, "What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights?" But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright. But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bulge right here. Why did I drink so much beer? No no no no no, No no no no no no, No no no no no no! But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I sw (..less)

Wow, I've broken two million views! I am so completely speechless. Thank you guys so much for rating, commenting, posting, watching, etc! NOTE: I did not copy anyone on this idea. This was an ori (..more)

Wow, I've broken two million views! I am so completely speechless. Thank you guys so much for rating, commenting, posting, watching, etc! NOTE: I did not copy anyone on this idea. This was an original idea I had. There is only one person who had a "1, 2 Step - Hannah Montana" video up before me (but only by five days) that I didn't even see until JUST now and that was MileyCyrusFan. You can watch her video- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bqN7D152YQ . BUT STILL, I didn't even know that was there till JUST now! The people claiming I copied them? Get a life. Wow. Kay, so it's exactly one year since I made and uploaded this video. And one year, 776,896 views, 1906 comments, 1896 ratings, and 3076 times being favorited later, this is definately my most popular video. This is still one of my most favorite videos that I've made and I'm quite proud of it. Thanks for all your comments and such, I really appreciate it. And to the all the people saying this is stupid and what not, oh well. I've given up on deleting your comments, I'm not gonna do it. I have to learn to take criticismn and that's what I'm doing. And truthfully, for every comment saying this is stupid, there' (..less)

I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't han (..more)

I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't hang up it would tear me apart I love you baby, I need to know what's next Oh baby please send me a f*cking text Oh baby I have loved you since my youth I send you memories on my bluetooth I love you so much oh why can't you see? I think about you when i'm on my hands free 24/7 on the phone to your heart You can text me just for a start You can get excited when you're on your own Baby just use that vibrating ring tone Last night I felt so alone Then I heard your assigned ring tone You told me you wanted it in your slinky I got excited 'cos its oh so stinky! Oh baby the tears I can't wipe You gotta give me that dirty call on Skype I feel so lonely, where do I look? You even blank me on Facebook Beep beep beep, I can't get no sleep I blog you all night long, right until I weep You have a wet one that's oh so pretty I love even more when it gets all shitty Oh baby you are always on my mind I dream of doing you from behind I could help us out by getting s (..less)

I will not accept your comments about how you "hate this band" so much that you want them to "die", "they're fags" or "_____ could kick pete wentz's faggot ass". Also, I won't accept your damn comment (..more)

I will not accept your comments about how you "hate this band" so much that you want them to "die", "they're fags" or "_____ could kick pete wentz's faggot ass". Also, I won't accept your damn comments about *~hot girls on webcam, either. (..less)

Allen Iverson finally shook his shadow and shook up the NBA Finals. Hounded by unheralded Tyronn Lue, Iverson scored seven of his 48 points in a one-minute span of overtime as the Philadelphia 76e (..more)

Allen Iverson finally shook his shadow and shook up the NBA Finals. Hounded by unheralded Tyronn Lue, Iverson scored seven of his 48 points in a one-minute span of overtime as the Philadelphia 76ers stunned the Los Angeles Lakers with a 107-101 victory in the opener of the NBA Finals. Iverson scored 30 points in a scintillating first half, letting everyone know that the 76ers were going to be more than another pushover for the powerful Lakers. His late flurry silenced the Staples Center and unceremoniously ended Los Angeles' run at a perfect postseason. "Anybody that bet on it, some broke people out there," Iverson said. "I'm glad nobody didn't bet their life on it 'cause they definitely would be dead right now." Instead, the Sixers -- double-digit underdogs -- are very much alive as they again displayed their heroic heart. "Our guys just try hard," Sixers coach Larry Brown said. "This is kind of unexpected but it's neat." In between Iverson outbursts, Lue stymied the NBA Most Valuable Player for nearly 20 minutes, using his quickness to prevent Iverson from even getting the ball, let alone shoot it. He had spent the last two practices impersonating Iverson (..less)

Filmed with my new Sony Ericcson K750i, one of my good friends had a phone which he didnt want to have anymore, so we decided it was a good idea to see how much abuse it could take before it died. Thi (..more)

Filmed with my new Sony Ericcson K750i, one of my good friends had a phone which he didnt want to have anymore, so we decided it was a good idea to see how much abuse it could take before it died. This is the story of how we killed a Nokia mobile phone, one of the toughest phone brands in the industry. All of this footage IS real, and in order as we did it. (..less)

1st Of all lemme say: The pictures are during the credits at the end are me. ): 2nd Of all: For this video, i DISABLED comments. Ya prolly know why. If ya don't TOO BAD. TOO much shit. Song: Clumsy (..more)

1st Of all lemme say: The pictures are during the credits at the end are me. ): 2nd Of all: For this video, i DISABLED comments. Ya prolly know why. If ya don't TOO BAD. TOO much shit. Song: Clumsy Singer: Fergie Album: The Dutchess (..less)

Coach Z, Coach Z, one two one two Coach Z, one two one two Coach Z, Coach Z, one two one two Coach Z, one two one two These peoples These peoples These peoples try to fade These peoples Thes (..more)

Coach Z, Coach Z, one two one two Coach Z, one two one two Coach Z, Coach Z, one two one two Coach Z, one two one two These peoples These peoples These peoples try to fade These peoples These peoples These peoples try to fade These peoples These peoples These peoples try to fade (Fade me!) These peoples try to fade me! (I can't handle it!) C-c-c-call me on my cell phone! (I get busy!) These peoples try to fade me! (I can't handle it!) C-c-c-call me on my cell phone! (I get busy!) Coach Z's got money, but not much Coach Z's got money, but not much Coach Z's got money, but not much I could use a dollar, I could use a couple bucks I'm so oldschool (one two one two) They tore the school down! (one two one two) Where my lasers at? Where my lasers at, y'all? Where my lasers at? (Where my lasers at?) Where my lasers at, y'all? Where my lasers at? All the peoples try to tell me where my lasers at And your mother tried to show me all the laser crabs And I got a bunch of types, a bunch of laser dabs {makes laser gun noises} These peoples try to fade me! (I can't handle it!) C-c-c-call me on my cell phone! (I get busy!) These peoples tr (..less)

Sorry, i haven't posted a video in a long time, cause all my stuff on my computer was deleted :S Again a video to my best friends ^^ Some clips are a bit old, and some are new. I just took the (..more)

Sorry, i haven't posted a video in a long time, cause all my stuff on my computer was deleted :S Again a video to my best friends ^^ Some clips are a bit old, and some are new. I just took the funniest clips ^^ It's pretty much just us messing around and having fun :) Sorry for the poor quality, i filmed it in my mobile phone :z (..less)

A wonderful combination of the wisdom of Abraham channeled through Esther Hicks and a touch of inspirational magic from Hay House founder, publisher and Author, Louise L Hay. Louise's words come fr (..more)

A wonderful combination of the wisdom of Abraham channeled through Esther Hicks and a touch of inspirational magic from Hay House founder, publisher and Author, Louise L Hay. Louise's words come from her Special 80th Birthday Radio Show in which she was asked to close the show with some words of wisdom... "Groove in the vastness of it all and allow life to float things towards you. All you have to do is breathe, relax, enjoy life, love yourself, be grateful and multitudes of goodies will come your way. And so it is!" I have the audio of this video as a ring tone on my mobile phone and also as my morning Alarm Call. Much better to be woken up by Esther, Abraham and Louise than a persistant buzzing alarm clock - and great words to start another day of co-creation. Louise L. Hay is a metaphysical lecturer and teacher, and the bestselling author of many books, including "You Can Heal Your Life" and "You Can Do It". Her works have been translated into 25 different languages in 33 countries throughout the world. Louise's Website http://www.louisehay.com Hay House Website http://www.hayhouse.com Abraham-Hicks acclaimed website can be found here: http://www.abraham- (..less)

This is the 3rd sims movie I made. you need to watch it carefully or you won't understand the story. But hope you enjoy :) USEFUL LINKS: my website: http://www.jd-movies.com Explanations to the (..more)

This is the 3rd sims movie I made. you need to watch it carefully or you won't understand the story. But hope you enjoy :) USEFUL LINKS: my website: http://www.jd-movies.com Explanations to the storyline: http://www.jd-movies.com/helenaexplained.html List of the custom content: http://www.jd-movies.com/helenacc.html Movie FAQ: http://www.jd-movies.com/helenafaq.html Download link (MUCH better quality): http://www.archive.org/download/helenasims2/Helena.wmv (..less)

Hilary Duff Stranger from her album "Dignity" Full Song (I just love it) Copyright by Hollywood Records The Lyrics: Nobody believes me when I tell them that you're out of your mind Nobody believes (..more)

Hilary Duff Stranger from her album "Dignity" Full Song (I just love it) Copyright by Hollywood Records The Lyrics: Nobody believes me when I tell them that you're out of your mind Nobody believes me when I tell them that there's so much you hide You treat me like a queen when we go out, wanna show everyone what our love's about All wrapped up in me whenever there is a crowd But when no ones around Theres no kindness in your eyes The way you look at me, it's just not right I can tell whats going on this time Theres a stranger in my life You're not the person that I once knew Are you scared to let them know it's you? If they could only see you like I do Then they would see a stranger too Did I ever do anything that was this cruel to you? Did I ever make you wonder who was standing in the room? You made yourself look perfect in everyway So when this goes down, I'm the one that will be blamed Your plan is working so you can just walk away Baby your secret's safe Theres no kindness in your eyes The way you look at me, it's just not right I can tell whats going on this time Theres a stranger in my life You're not the person that I once knew Are you (..less)

A montage I made for my daughter's 3rd birthday, last September. She's the most beautiful thing in the world and the most amazing thing I ever created. I made this for her and my family but I thought (..more)

A montage I made for my daughter's 3rd birthday, last September. She's the most beautiful thing in the world and the most amazing thing I ever created. I made this for her and my family but I thought I'd like to share with anyone out there, who happens upon this clip, how much I love Isabelle and how cute she is. Also, with Mother's Day, I thought it would be nice for her mum as well. Yes, I know... Quite how an ugly bugger like me managed to make her I'll never know! She gets her looks from her mum, I think! And she bears a remarkable resemblance to our milkman at the time... :) Sorry for the poor video quality of the little clip in the middle, it was taken on my mobile phone at the time and is low resolution. But it was a rather magical moment and the movie wouldn't be the same without it. Also featuring her mum, grandma, great grandma and me. The soundtrack is John Lennon's "Imagine" and Keane's "Hamburg Song". I chose these because Isabelle loved listening to Imagine when she was a little baby and the Hamburg Song reminds me of her very much. Thanks. Isabelle's very proud Daddy. (..less)

Before you start moaning, i uploadrf this striaght off my mobile phone so the graphics will be horrible Ive uped the sound so you can hear it. Anyway this is my run with the final bosses as i did a (..more)

Before you start moaning, i uploadrf this striaght off my mobile phone so the graphics will be horrible Ive uped the sound so you can hear it. Anyway this is my run with the final bosses as i did a game run to get my last few EX skills. At the start i was showing what my head,body and foot chips. The phone didnt get them. I was using the auto charge head chip, ultimate foot chip and i was using the flame body chip for most of the battle. I love the EX skill from flizard. Also i didnt do very well when versing omega zero as such but i survive with my sub tanks. End rank i got was a B. (..less)

SALUDOS A JUNIOR QUE SE ME PASO INCLUIRLO EN LOS SALUDOS FINALES DEL VIDEO... Un muy buen video con muchas fotos de todos mis amigos... Saludos a toda la Banda de Parral Chihuahua!!... Saludos a: (..more)

SALUDOS A JUNIOR QUE SE ME PASO INCLUIRLO EN LOS SALUDOS FINALES DEL VIDEO... Un muy buen video con muchas fotos de todos mis amigos... Saludos a toda la Banda de Parral Chihuahua!!... Saludos a: Jessica... Ivan... el Rocker... el Fresa... Jr... Jonhy... Miguel... Reyna...Bere...Leo... Erik... Cesar... Dylan...El Towevi... Beto...El Garo Piñol... el Edgar (el chino)...Adrian...el Lugue...etc..etc... Atte. Roberto Ulloa... (..less)