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Do you hate those numbnuts who insist on driving while talking on their hand held mobile phones? Ever had a near death experience at the hands of one of these morons, while they talk a load of crap in (..more)

Do you hate those numbnuts who insist on driving while talking on their hand held mobile phones? Ever had a near death experience at the hands of one of these morons, while they talk a load of crap into that cel phone clamped under their chin? Well now you can do something about it that doesn't involve a .45 magnum. Download one of my bumper sticker .JPEG's from characteranimationin3d dot com slash bumper sticker dot html, print it up and stick it on the back of your car or bike! Maybe one of the twats will see it and cut the conversation short! Mind you, most of them are so stupid, I'd be amazed if they can read! It's about time that these pig ignorant, arrogant, annoying, vacuous, obnoxious, moronic, callous, stupid, unthinking, poxy, low I.Q., dimwits realise that they are endangering other road users lives. (..less)

London's roads are a nightmare - riding a motorbike is the only way to travel. Jump onboard with me as I show you London roads on the wilder side :) Note: This was my first attempt at a helmetcam (..more)

London's roads are a nightmare - riding a motorbike is the only way to travel. Jump onboard with me as I show you London roads on the wilder side :) Note: This was my first attempt at a helmetcam setup, using my mobile phone...a Nokia 6630 wedged inside my lid... (..less)