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I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't han (..more)

I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't hang up it would tear me apart I love you baby, I need to know what's next Oh baby please send me a f*cking text Oh baby I have loved you since my youth I send you memories on my bluetooth I love you so much oh why can't you see? I think about you when i'm on my hands free 24/7 on the phone to your heart You can text me just for a start You can get excited when you're on your own Baby just use that vibrating ring tone Last night I felt so alone Then I heard your assigned ring tone You told me you wanted it in your slinky I got excited 'cos its oh so stinky! Oh baby the tears I can't wipe You gotta give me that dirty call on Skype I feel so lonely, where do I look? You even blank me on Facebook Beep beep beep, I can't get no sleep I blog you all night long, right until I weep You have a wet one that's oh so pretty I love even more when it gets all shitty Oh baby you are always on my mind I dream of doing you from behind I could help us out by getting s (..less)

On every Sunday people converts in the Al-Nur mosque masha allah in Berlin. its from my mobile phone...so sry for the qality Keep up Looking at my videos, i will upload the next vid´s when new co (..more)

On every Sunday people converts in the Al-Nur mosque masha allah in Berlin. its from my mobile phone...so sry for the qality Keep up Looking at my videos, i will upload the next vid´s when new converts... Islam the true religion of Almighty God ! Make your own mind up. Join the family of humanity! Dont be brain washed by the media. Find out what is Islam and why it gives humanity the answer. There is no difference between people in Islam. We are all brothers and sisters. Islam has the answer from climate change on a global scale to peace in your heart and mind. Be real: we all face the stress of life but in Islam there is inner peace. www.islamvoice.de www.diewahrereligion.de www.way-to-Allah.com (..less)

Do you hate those numbnuts who insist on driving while talking on their hand held mobile phones? Ever had a near death experience at the hands of one of these morons, while they talk a load of crap in (..more)

Do you hate those numbnuts who insist on driving while talking on their hand held mobile phones? Ever had a near death experience at the hands of one of these morons, while they talk a load of crap into that cel phone clamped under their chin? Well now you can do something about it that doesn't involve a .45 magnum. Download one of my bumper sticker .JPEG's from characteranimationin3d dot com slash bumper sticker dot html, print it up and stick it on the back of your car or bike! Maybe one of the twats will see it and cut the conversation short! Mind you, most of them are so stupid, I'd be amazed if they can read! It's about time that these pig ignorant, arrogant, annoying, vacuous, obnoxious, moronic, callous, stupid, unthinking, poxy, low I.Q., dimwits realise that they are endangering other road users lives. (..less)

Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing the New CD in stores 17 April 2007 Lyrics: Uh oh uh oh When you're around I don't know what to do I do not think that I can wait To go over and to talk to you (..more)

Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing the New CD in stores 17 April 2007 Lyrics: Uh oh uh oh When you're around I don't know what to do I do not think that I can wait To go over and to talk to you I do not know what I should say And I walk out in silence That's when I start to realize What you bring to my life Damn this guy can make me cry CHORUS: It's so contagious I cannot get it out of my mind It's so outrageous You make me feel so high All the time They all say that you're not good for me But I'm too close to turn around I'll show them they don't know anything I think I've got you figured out So I walk out in silence That's when I start to realize What you bring to my life Damn this guy can make me smile CHORUS I will give you everything I will treat you right If you just give me a chance I can prove I'm right CHORUS x 2 All the time Avril Lavigne (..less)

I really like this song from Beyonce's B-Day album (iTunes Exclusive). Unfortunately she didn't make a video for this B-Day track, so I came up with my own concept. I'm showing that I not only recre (..more)

I really like this song from Beyonce's B-Day album (iTunes Exclusive). Unfortunately she didn't make a video for this B-Day track, so I came up with my own concept. I'm showing that I not only recreate, but I have my own ideas. I just hope Beyonce sees it, and I hope that you all will like it. This is one of my favorite videos so far! (..less)

Should I shave my hair off for the Body for life challenge photos? If so, should I post the video of me doing this? *This video has been uploaded via my mobile phone and will be edited later. (..more)

Should I shave my hair off for the Body for life challenge photos? If so, should I post the video of me doing this? *This video has been uploaded via my mobile phone and will be edited later. If you subscribe, you will know when I am posting videos. I usually delete these short videos. The reason is that I upload these short videos to remind myself what is going on during the day. (..less)

Bon Jovi - Always -------------------------------------------- This romeo is bleeding But you can't see his blood It's nothing but some feelings That this old dog kicked up It's been raining s (..more)

Bon Jovi - Always -------------------------------------------- This romeo is bleeding But you can't see his blood It's nothing but some feelings That this old dog kicked up It's been raining since you left me Now I'm drowning in the flood You see I've always been a fighter But without you I give up Now I can't sing a love song Like the way it's meant to be Well, I guess I'm not that good anymore But baby, that's just me Chorus: And I will love you, baby - Always And I'll be there forever and a day - Always I'll be there till the stars don't shine Till the heavens burst and The words don't rhyme And I know when I die, you'll be on my mind And I'll love you - Always Now your pictures that you left behind Are just memories of a different life Some that made us laugh, Some that made us cry One that made you have to say goodbye What I'd give to run my fingers through your hair To touch your lips, to hold you near When you say your prayers try to understand I've made mistakes, I'm just a man When he holds you close, When he pulls you near When he says the words You've been needing to hear I'll wish I was him 'cause those words were mine To (..less)

All I ever wanted in a cell phone was a melody composer, a feature that my friend had on his and when I got mine I wanted the same. During this past summer of '07, I got such a phone, the LG VX3400, a (..more)

All I ever wanted in a cell phone was a melody composer, a feature that my friend had on his and when I got mine I wanted the same. During this past summer of '07, I got such a phone, the LG VX3400, and began making many a song on it. Most of these were songs from video games. Keep in mind that I did not download these songs onto my phone- I made them myself using the melody composer feature. That is why the sound quality is kinda crappy. Nevertheless, I hope you enjoy it. ^_^ How many songs can you name? (..less)

this video contains a manu chao´s videomusical interpretaion of a amadou & mariam´s song. (Dedicado a una chica bonita) Y como os decia pequeños amantes de lo bueno fui al concierto de Radio B (..more)

this video contains a manu chao´s videomusical interpretaion of a amadou & mariam´s song. (Dedicado a una chica bonita) Y como os decia pequeños amantes de lo bueno fui al concierto de Radio Bemba en Vigo y fue una de las mejores experiencias de mi vida, alli me tope con la xikilla a la q un dia le dedique esta cancion con toa la ilusion, ya os imaginais quien es ella para mi (ya me he olvidado anestesiado.., ..te espero siempre mi amor)y eso no hizo ni q fuera mejor ni peor el concierto, estraño resultado;lo di todisimo nunca en mi vida sudara tanto y.... despues de estar comindole la oya a mil personas q salian de la fiesta (cuando me daba cuenta acababa de preguntarle al bateria o al ingles to gordo vamos icreible pero despues derayarle a los seguratas lo inrayable sale un viejo diciendo a ls seguratas q nos deje pasar y ahi vamos el segurata se lo flipa: en plan vosotros esperad aki yo voy a entrar y ver el momnto mejor para cuando este ahi os guiñoel ojo derecho al compas de Djanfa¡ bueno eso q alli staba allao mia el manu y bueno yo iba moradisimo no me corteabsolutamente nada y bueno vacile a un pavo elegantemente q le estaba dando la paliza al manu no lo vacil (..less)

A wonderful combination of the wisdom of Abraham channeled through Esther Hicks and a touch of inspirational magic from Hay House founder, publisher and Author, Louise L Hay. Louise's words come fr (..more)

A wonderful combination of the wisdom of Abraham channeled through Esther Hicks and a touch of inspirational magic from Hay House founder, publisher and Author, Louise L Hay. Louise's words come from her Special 80th Birthday Radio Show in which she was asked to close the show with some words of wisdom... "Groove in the vastness of it all and allow life to float things towards you. All you have to do is breathe, relax, enjoy life, love yourself, be grateful and multitudes of goodies will come your way. And so it is!" I have the audio of this video as a ring tone on my mobile phone and also as my morning Alarm Call. Much better to be woken up by Esther, Abraham and Louise than a persistant buzzing alarm clock - and great words to start another day of co-creation. Louise L. Hay is a metaphysical lecturer and teacher, and the bestselling author of many books, including "You Can Heal Your Life" and "You Can Do It". Her works have been translated into 25 different languages in 33 countries throughout the world. Louise's Website http://www.louisehay.com Hay House Website http://www.hayhouse.com Abraham-Hicks acclaimed website can be found here: http://www.abraham- (..less)

Where you off to with that head of yours Is there somewhere you should be Was it something that I said the time I held you down And told you it's not you, it's only me, baby Don't what I don't m (..more)

Where you off to with that head of yours Is there somewhere you should be Was it something that I said the time I held you down And told you it's not you, it's only me, baby Don't what I don't mean (Give me back my piece of mind) Don't say what I don't mean (Give me back my precious time) No way you'll silence me You'll see What you up to now your mirrors gone Is there someone you should be Did you think I was just fooling 'round with you But honestly(x3) Don't what I don't mean (Give me back my piece of mind) Don't say what I don't mean (Give me back my precious time) No way you'll silence me (Give me back my piece of mind) Nowhere to hide from me You'll see Enter not I thank the stars As I count my lucky scars For everything you've given me And all the words I gave to you Something borrowed something blue If you want them back I'll give it to you Give it to you(x6) I'll give it to you(x2) Give it to you(x2) I'll give it to you(x2) Give it to you(x2) I'll give it to you (..less)

Hilary Duff Stranger from her album "Dignity" Full Song (I just love it) Copyright by Hollywood Records The Lyrics: Nobody believes me when I tell them that you're out of your mind Nobody believes (..more)

Hilary Duff Stranger from her album "Dignity" Full Song (I just love it) Copyright by Hollywood Records The Lyrics: Nobody believes me when I tell them that you're out of your mind Nobody believes me when I tell them that there's so much you hide You treat me like a queen when we go out, wanna show everyone what our love's about All wrapped up in me whenever there is a crowd But when no ones around Theres no kindness in your eyes The way you look at me, it's just not right I can tell whats going on this time Theres a stranger in my life You're not the person that I once knew Are you scared to let them know it's you? If they could only see you like I do Then they would see a stranger too Did I ever do anything that was this cruel to you? Did I ever make you wonder who was standing in the room? You made yourself look perfect in everyway So when this goes down, I'm the one that will be blamed Your plan is working so you can just walk away Baby your secret's safe Theres no kindness in your eyes The way you look at me, it's just not right I can tell whats going on this time Theres a stranger in my life You're not the person that I once knew Are you (..less)

A montage I made for my daughter's 3rd birthday, last September. She's the most beautiful thing in the world and the most amazing thing I ever created. I made this for her and my family but I thought (..more)

A montage I made for my daughter's 3rd birthday, last September. She's the most beautiful thing in the world and the most amazing thing I ever created. I made this for her and my family but I thought I'd like to share with anyone out there, who happens upon this clip, how much I love Isabelle and how cute she is. Also, with Mother's Day, I thought it would be nice for her mum as well. Yes, I know... Quite how an ugly bugger like me managed to make her I'll never know! She gets her looks from her mum, I think! And she bears a remarkable resemblance to our milkman at the time... :) Sorry for the poor video quality of the little clip in the middle, it was taken on my mobile phone at the time and is low resolution. But it was a rather magical moment and the movie wouldn't be the same without it. Also featuring her mum, grandma, great grandma and me. The soundtrack is John Lennon's "Imagine" and Keane's "Hamburg Song". I chose these because Isabelle loved listening to Imagine when she was a little baby and the Hamburg Song reminds me of her very much. Thanks. Isabelle's very proud Daddy. (..less)

Me drawing Bono of U2 + A little tour in my Bono gallery - that drawing that appears (the ready one) is perhaps my best work - well, better than this one for sure! The face ain't so good in my opinio (..more)

Me drawing Bono of U2 + A little tour in my Bono gallery - that drawing that appears (the ready one) is perhaps my best work - well, better than this one for sure! The face ain't so good in my opinion! It looks a bit like Bono, but I still don't like it!! This is raw footage, no editing, because I took it with my mobile phone, and Movie Maker doesn't allow 3PG. (mobile phone format) videos. Please don't mind the stupid thumbs up thingy! (..less)

As important as it is to get banking done, lots of people just don't have the time to get to their bank. That's the case for champion kayaker Brett Heyl, who appreciates the freedom of newly availabl (..more)

As important as it is to get banking done, lots of people just don't have the time to get to their bank. That's the case for champion kayaker Brett Heyl, who appreciates the freedom of newly available mobile banking from Bank of America -- which connects him to his finances, anywhere, anytime. "I spend a lot of time on the go - and in the water," said Heyl. "So it's cool that I can pay my bills, transfer money and check my balances all on my mobile phone." A cell phone with mobile Internet access is all that's needed. Bank of America's mobile banking works with all mobile carriers and doesn't require software to download. Heyl says it also offers peace of mind. "Mobile banking with Bank of America is secure," said Heyl. "No information is stored on the phone and encryption helps ensure that my personal finances stay personal." To take advantage of your bank on-the-go, log onto www.bofa.mobi from your cell phone browser. Mobile banking service is free to online banking customers. Web access is needed to use mobile banking service. Check with your wireless carrier for details on specific fees and charges. Produced for Bank of America (..less)

video uploaded from my mobile phone. Well I'm up and about and was off to the cafe for a latte, when a childhood obsession came to mind (plus others lol!).I hope you all appreciate I almost walked int (..more)

video uploaded from my mobile phone. Well I'm up and about and was off to the cafe for a latte, when a childhood obsession came to mind (plus others lol!).I hope you all appreciate I almost walked into a pole and two people doing this! The locals thought I was odd before now they're sure! but the urge just overtook me! (..less)