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*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrass (..more)

*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrassment I endure I thought I saw an angel I was completely sure She smiled at me on the subway Turned out she was a man I didn't know until I tried to sleep with her After 8 black and tans But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bump right here I shouldn't've drank so much beer. Yeah, she had one lazy eye But I couldn't tell in that light. You should have seen the look on my face When we got home that night. And I said, "What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights?" But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright. But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bulge right here. Why did I drink so much beer? No no no no no, No no no no no no, No no no no no no! But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I sw (..less)

Wow, I've broken two million views! I am so completely speechless. Thank you guys so much for rating, commenting, posting, watching, etc! NOTE: I did not copy anyone on this idea. This was an ori (..more)

Wow, I've broken two million views! I am so completely speechless. Thank you guys so much for rating, commenting, posting, watching, etc! NOTE: I did not copy anyone on this idea. This was an original idea I had. There is only one person who had a "1, 2 Step - Hannah Montana" video up before me (but only by five days) that I didn't even see until JUST now and that was MileyCyrusFan. You can watch her video- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bqN7D152YQ . BUT STILL, I didn't even know that was there till JUST now! The people claiming I copied them? Get a life. Wow. Kay, so it's exactly one year since I made and uploaded this video. And one year, 776,896 views, 1906 comments, 1896 ratings, and 3076 times being favorited later, this is definately my most popular video. This is still one of my most favorite videos that I've made and I'm quite proud of it. Thanks for all your comments and such, I really appreciate it. And to the all the people saying this is stupid and what not, oh well. I've given up on deleting your comments, I'm not gonna do it. I have to learn to take criticismn and that's what I'm doing. And truthfully, for every comment saying this is stupid, there' (..less)

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Allen Iverson finally shook his shadow and shook up the NBA Finals. Hounded by unheralded Tyronn Lue, Iverson scored seven of his 48 points in a one-minute span of overtime as the Philadelphia 76e (..more)

Allen Iverson finally shook his shadow and shook up the NBA Finals. Hounded by unheralded Tyronn Lue, Iverson scored seven of his 48 points in a one-minute span of overtime as the Philadelphia 76ers stunned the Los Angeles Lakers with a 107-101 victory in the opener of the NBA Finals. Iverson scored 30 points in a scintillating first half, letting everyone know that the 76ers were going to be more than another pushover for the powerful Lakers. His late flurry silenced the Staples Center and unceremoniously ended Los Angeles' run at a perfect postseason. "Anybody that bet on it, some broke people out there," Iverson said. "I'm glad nobody didn't bet their life on it 'cause they definitely would be dead right now." Instead, the Sixers -- double-digit underdogs -- are very much alive as they again displayed their heroic heart. "Our guys just try hard," Sixers coach Larry Brown said. "This is kind of unexpected but it's neat." In between Iverson outbursts, Lue stymied the NBA Most Valuable Player for nearly 20 minutes, using his quickness to prevent Iverson from even getting the ball, let alone shoot it. He had spent the last two practices impersonating Iverson (..less)

The video for Fluorescent Adolescent by Arctic Monkeys. From the album "Favourite Worst Nightmare" :::LYRICS::: You used to get it in your fishnets Now you only get it in your night dress Discar (..more)

The video for Fluorescent Adolescent by Arctic Monkeys. From the album "Favourite Worst Nightmare" :::LYRICS::: You used to get it in your fishnets Now you only get it in your night dress Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness You landed in a very common crisis Everything's in order in a black hole Nothing seems as pretty as the past though That Bloody Mary's lacking her Tabasco Remember when he used to be a rascal? Oh the boys a slag The best you ever had The best you ever had Is just a memory and those dreams Not as daft as they seem Not as daft as they seem My love when you dream them up Flicking through a little book of sex tips Remember when the boys were all electric? Now when she tells she's gonna get it I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it Clinging to not getting sentimental Said she wasn't going but she went still Likes her gentlemen not to be gentle Was it a megadobber or a betting pencil? Oh the boys a slag The best you ever had [Fluorescent Adolescent lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com] The best you ever had Is just a memory and those dreams Not as daft as they seem Not as daft as they seem My love when you dre (..less)

Artista@Hobby Center Downtown Houston. Peruvian art exhibit. This message was sent using PIX-FLIX Messaging service from Verizon Wireless! To learn how you can snap pictures with your wireless pho (..more)

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