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*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrass (..more)

*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrassment I endure I thought I saw an angel I was completely sure She smiled at me on the subway Turned out she was a man I didn't know until I tried to sleep with her After 8 black and tans But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bump right here I shouldn't've drank so much beer. Yeah, she had one lazy eye But I couldn't tell in that light. You should have seen the look on my face When we got home that night. And I said, "What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights?" But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright. But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bulge right here. Why did I drink so much beer? No no no no no, No no no no no no, No no no no no no! But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I sw (..less)

Wow, I've broken two million views! I am so completely speechless. Thank you guys so much for rating, commenting, posting, watching, etc! NOTE: I did not copy anyone on this idea. This was an ori (..more)

Wow, I've broken two million views! I am so completely speechless. Thank you guys so much for rating, commenting, posting, watching, etc! NOTE: I did not copy anyone on this idea. This was an original idea I had. There is only one person who had a "1, 2 Step - Hannah Montana" video up before me (but only by five days) that I didn't even see until JUST now and that was MileyCyrusFan. You can watch her video- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bqN7D152YQ . BUT STILL, I didn't even know that was there till JUST now! The people claiming I copied them? Get a life. Wow. Kay, so it's exactly one year since I made and uploaded this video. And one year, 776,896 views, 1906 comments, 1896 ratings, and 3076 times being favorited later, this is definately my most popular video. This is still one of my most favorite videos that I've made and I'm quite proud of it. Thanks for all your comments and such, I really appreciate it. And to the all the people saying this is stupid and what not, oh well. I've given up on deleting your comments, I'm not gonna do it. I have to learn to take criticismn and that's what I'm doing. And truthfully, for every comment saying this is stupid, there' (..less)

Allen Iverson finally shook his shadow and shook up the NBA Finals. Hounded by unheralded Tyronn Lue, Iverson scored seven of his 48 points in a one-minute span of overtime as the Philadelphia 76e (..more)

Allen Iverson finally shook his shadow and shook up the NBA Finals. Hounded by unheralded Tyronn Lue, Iverson scored seven of his 48 points in a one-minute span of overtime as the Philadelphia 76ers stunned the Los Angeles Lakers with a 107-101 victory in the opener of the NBA Finals. Iverson scored 30 points in a scintillating first half, letting everyone know that the 76ers were going to be more than another pushover for the powerful Lakers. His late flurry silenced the Staples Center and unceremoniously ended Los Angeles' run at a perfect postseason. "Anybody that bet on it, some broke people out there," Iverson said. "I'm glad nobody didn't bet their life on it 'cause they definitely would be dead right now." Instead, the Sixers -- double-digit underdogs -- are very much alive as they again displayed their heroic heart. "Our guys just try hard," Sixers coach Larry Brown said. "This is kind of unexpected but it's neat." In between Iverson outbursts, Lue stymied the NBA Most Valuable Player for nearly 20 minutes, using his quickness to prevent Iverson from even getting the ball, let alone shoot it. He had spent the last two practices impersonating Iverson (..less)

Do you hate those numbnuts who insist on driving while talking on their hand held mobile phones? Ever had a near death experience at the hands of one of these morons, while they talk a load of crap in (..more)

Do you hate those numbnuts who insist on driving while talking on their hand held mobile phones? Ever had a near death experience at the hands of one of these morons, while they talk a load of crap into that cel phone clamped under their chin? Well now you can do something about it that doesn't involve a .45 magnum. Download one of my bumper sticker .JPEG's from characteranimationin3d dot com slash bumper sticker dot html, print it up and stick it on the back of your car or bike! Maybe one of the twats will see it and cut the conversation short! Mind you, most of them are so stupid, I'd be amazed if they can read! It's about time that these pig ignorant, arrogant, annoying, vacuous, obnoxious, moronic, callous, stupid, unthinking, poxy, low I.Q., dimwits realise that they are endangering other road users lives. (..less)

It's video with new photos of Avril Lavigne and her new song "I Will Be". It's my first video like this. Please, leave comments :) There's nothing i can say to you nothing i could ever do to (..more)

It's video with new photos of Avril Lavigne and her new song "I Will Be". It's my first video like this. Please, leave comments :) There's nothing i can say to you nothing i could ever do to make you see what you mean to me all the pain the tears they cry still you never said goodbye and now i know how far you'd go i know i let you down but its not like that now this time i'll never let you go i will be all that you want and get my self together cause you keep me from falling apart all my life i'll be with you forever to get you through the day and make every thing ok i thought that i had every thing i didn't know what life could bring but now i see honestly you the one thing i got right the only one i let inside now i can breath cause your hear with me and if i let you down i'll turn it all around cause i would never let you go i will be all that you want and get my self together cause you keep me from falling apart all my life i'll be with you forever to get you through the day and make every thing ok cause with out you i can't sleep i'm not gonna ever ever let you leave you're all i got you're all i want yeah and with out you i don't k (..less)

Avril Lavigne "Innocence" Album: "The Best Damn Thing" Lyrics: Waking up I see that everything is ok The first time in my life and now it's so great Slowing down I look around and I am so amazed (..more)

Avril Lavigne "Innocence" Album: "The Best Damn Thing" Lyrics: Waking up I see that everything is ok The first time in my life and now it's so great Slowing down I look around and I am so amazed I think about the little things that make life great I wouldn't change a thing about it This is the best feeling This innocence is brilliant, I hope that it will stay This moment is perfect, please don't go away, I need you now And I'll hold on to it, don't you let it pass you by I found a place so safe, not a single tear The first time in my life and now it's so clear Feel calm I belong, I'm so happy here It's so strong and now I let myself be sincere I wouldn't change a thing about it This is the best feeling This innocence is brilliant, I hope that it will stay This moment is perfect, please don't go away, I need you now And I'll hold on to it, don't you let it pass you by It's the state of bliss you think you're dreaming It's the happiness inside that you're feeling It's so beautiful it makes you wanna cry It's the state of bliss you think you're dreaming It's the happiness inside that you're feeling It's so beautiful it makes you wanna cry It's so (..less)

Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing the New CD in stores 17 April 2007 Lyrics: Uh oh uh oh When you're around I don't know what to do I do not think that I can wait To go over and to talk to you (..more)

Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing the New CD in stores 17 April 2007 Lyrics: Uh oh uh oh When you're around I don't know what to do I do not think that I can wait To go over and to talk to you I do not know what I should say And I walk out in silence That's when I start to realize What you bring to my life Damn this guy can make me cry CHORUS: It's so contagious I cannot get it out of my mind It's so outrageous You make me feel so high All the time They all say that you're not good for me But I'm too close to turn around I'll show them they don't know anything I think I've got you figured out So I walk out in silence That's when I start to realize What you bring to my life Damn this guy can make me smile CHORUS I will give you everything I will treat you right If you just give me a chance I can prove I'm right CHORUS x 2 All the time Avril Lavigne (..less)

Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing the New CD in stores 17 April 2007 Lyrics: Got up on the wrong side of life today yeah Crashed the car and I'm gonna be really late My phone doesn't work cause i (..more)

Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing the New CD in stores 17 April 2007 Lyrics: Got up on the wrong side of life today yeah Crashed the car and I'm gonna be really late My phone doesn't work cause it's out of range Looks like it's just one of those kind of days You can't kick me down I'm already on the ground No you can't cause you couldn't catch me anyhow Blue skies but the sun isn't coming out no Today it's like I'm under a heavy cloud And I feel so alive I can't help myself, don't you realize I just wanna scream and lose control Throw my hands up and let it go Forget about everything and runaway yeah I just want to fall and lose myself Laughing so hard it hurts like hell Forget about everything and runaway yeah So So is how I'm doing if you're wondering I'm in a fight with the world but I'm winning Stay there come closer it's at your own risk Yeah you know how it is life can be a bitch But I feel so alive I can't help myself, don't you realize I just wanna scream and lose control Throw my hands up and let it go Forget about everything and runaway yeah I just want to fall and lose myself Laughing so hard it hurts like hell Forget about everyth (..less)

READ BEFORE WATCHING: I KNOW THAT THE QUALITY OF THIS VIDEO SUCKS (I USED MY MOBILE PHONE) SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME OKAY!? xD I only uploaded this to my friends anyway, just being nice and letti (..more)

READ BEFORE WATCHING: I KNOW THAT THE QUALITY OF THIS VIDEO SUCKS (I USED MY MOBILE PHONE) SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME OKAY!? xD I only uploaded this to my friends anyway, just being nice and letting you watch it too ;) This song was awsome! Too bad it's so difficult to hear.. :3 (..less)

me singing beautiful girls by jojo.. hope you guys like it.. sorry it's so shaky, i was recording it with my mobile phone and i was holding my phone in my hand so that's why it's a little shaky.. and (..more)

me singing beautiful girls by jojo.. hope you guys like it.. sorry it's so shaky, i was recording it with my mobile phone and i was holding my phone in my hand so that's why it's a little shaky.. and also i'm looking at the lyrics againn.. yeah i know shame on me.. but i've got a lot to do in a testweek.. so i can't learn every song out of my head.. sorry.. it was requested by: rainna gatus, patriciavazquez14, maxlove5 & abbie2014 God Bless xx Charmaine Honors for This Video: 5 November 2007 #65 - Top Rated (Today) - Music - Netherlands #84 - Most Discussed (Today) - Music - Netherlands (..less)

This mobile phone trailer was directed by me. A cool mobile trailer of one of the most popular online games. I have Bejeweled on my phone and I'd have to say that it truly lives up to it's name: add (..more)

This mobile phone trailer was directed by me. A cool mobile trailer of one of the most popular online games. I have Bejeweled on my phone and I'd have to say that it truly lives up to it's name: addiction at best! (..less)

As I could tell in an audio podcast a few days ago, Belkin made it's European Press Presentation in Amsterdam on 22nd of August. What I told in this podcast is that I've been able to test the use o (..more)

As I could tell in an audio podcast a few days ago, Belkin made it's European Press Presentation in Amsterdam on 22nd of August. What I told in this podcast is that I've been able to test the use of the new Wireless WiFi Belkin Skype Phone with my Mobile Phone which is equipped with WiFi and Windows Mobile. My mobile phone which works on GSM network is a quadriband Qtek 9100. As we were experiencing the new Belkin draft N router called N1, I wanted to see whether my personal mobile phone would be able to connect to the network and having connections to Internet or whatever. My Qtek was already configured with skype that I use at each time I have a WiFi connection. It could work with a GPRS connection but I pay the amount of data for this type of use In fact, seing the new Belkin skype phone at the same time was also a good occasion to test it as a mobile phone equipment of the home with another device which is a real mobile phone in the terms that it works normally on GSM network even when it is connected with WiFi. As you can see on the film shot on the press exhibition, the belkin mobile uses a nice small display which is easy to use because it has the same k (..less)

Bon Jovi - Always -------------------------------------------- This romeo is bleeding But you can't see his blood It's nothing but some feelings That this old dog kicked up It's been raining s (..more)

Bon Jovi - Always -------------------------------------------- This romeo is bleeding But you can't see his blood It's nothing but some feelings That this old dog kicked up It's been raining since you left me Now I'm drowning in the flood You see I've always been a fighter But without you I give up Now I can't sing a love song Like the way it's meant to be Well, I guess I'm not that good anymore But baby, that's just me Chorus: And I will love you, baby - Always And I'll be there forever and a day - Always I'll be there till the stars don't shine Till the heavens burst and The words don't rhyme And I know when I die, you'll be on my mind And I'll love you - Always Now your pictures that you left behind Are just memories of a different life Some that made us laugh, Some that made us cry One that made you have to say goodbye What I'd give to run my fingers through your hair To touch your lips, to hold you near When you say your prayers try to understand I've made mistakes, I'm just a man When he holds you close, When he pulls you near When he says the words You've been needing to hear I'll wish I was him 'cause those words were mine To (..less)

Sorry, i haven't posted a video in a long time, cause all my stuff on my computer was deleted :S Again a video to my best friends ^^ Some clips are a bit old, and some are new. I just took the (..more)

Sorry, i haven't posted a video in a long time, cause all my stuff on my computer was deleted :S Again a video to my best friends ^^ Some clips are a bit old, and some are new. I just took the funniest clips ^^ It's pretty much just us messing around and having fun :) Sorry for the poor quality, i filmed it in my mobile phone :z (..less)

uncensored "Yeah, Mista Busta, where the fuck ya at? Can't scrap a lick, so I know ya got your gat Your dick on hard, from fuckin your road dogs The hood you threw up with, niggaz you grew up wi (..more)

uncensored "Yeah, Mista Busta, where the fuck ya at? Can't scrap a lick, so I know ya got your gat Your dick on hard, from fuckin your road dogs The hood you threw up with, niggaz you grew up with Don't even respect your ass That's why it's time for the doctor, to check your ass, nigga Used to be my homey, used to be my ace Now I wanna slap the taste out yo mouth Nigga bow down to the row Fuckin me, now I'm fuckin you, little hoe Oh, don't think I forgot, let you slide Let me ride, just another homicide Yeah it's me so I'ma talk on Stompin on the 'Eazy'est streets that you can walk on So strap on your Compton hat, your locs And watch your back cause you might get smoked, loc And pass the bud, and stay low-key B.G. cause you lost all your homey's love Now call it what you want to You fucked wit me, now it's a must that I fuck wit you [Interlude: Dr. Dre] Yeah, that's what the fuck I'm talkin about We have your motherfuckin record company surrounded Put down the candy and let the little boy go You knowhatI'msayin, punk motherfucker (We want Eazy, we want Eazy) [Verse Two: Snoop Doggy Dogg] Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay Doggy Dogg's in the mothe (..less)