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*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrass (..more)

*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrassment I endure I thought I saw an angel I was completely sure She smiled at me on the subway Turned out she was a man I didn't know until I tried to sleep with her After 8 black and tans But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bump right here I shouldn't've drank so much beer. Yeah, she had one lazy eye But I couldn't tell in that light. You should have seen the look on my face When we got home that night. And I said, "What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights?" But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright. But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bulge right here. Why did I drink so much beer? No no no no no, No no no no no no, No no no no no no! But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I sw (..less)

I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't han (..more)

I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't hang up it would tear me apart I love you baby, I need to know what's next Oh baby please send me a f*cking text Oh baby I have loved you since my youth I send you memories on my bluetooth I love you so much oh why can't you see? I think about you when i'm on my hands free 24/7 on the phone to your heart You can text me just for a start You can get excited when you're on your own Baby just use that vibrating ring tone Last night I felt so alone Then I heard your assigned ring tone You told me you wanted it in your slinky I got excited 'cos its oh so stinky! Oh baby the tears I can't wipe You gotta give me that dirty call on Skype I feel so lonely, where do I look? You even blank me on Facebook Beep beep beep, I can't get no sleep I blog you all night long, right until I weep You have a wet one that's oh so pretty I love even more when it gets all shitty Oh baby you are always on my mind I dream of doing you from behind I could help us out by getting s (..less)

Hannah Montana 2 - NObodys perfect Everybody Makes Mistakes, Everybody has those days, 1, 2, 3, 4! Everybody makes mistakes, Everybody has those days, Everybody knows what, I'm talking a (..more)

Hannah Montana 2 - NObodys perfect Everybody Makes Mistakes, Everybody has those days, 1, 2, 3, 4! Everybody makes mistakes, Everybody has those days, Everybody knows what, I'm talking about, Everybody gets that way (That's right!) Everybody makes mistakes, Everybody has those days, Everybody knows what, I'm talking about, Everybody gets that way [VERSE 1] Sometimes I'm in a jam, I gotta make a plan, It might be crazy, I do it anyway, No way to know for sure, I figure out a cure, I'm patching up the holes, But then it overflows, [PRE-CHORUS] If I'm not doin' too well, Why be so hard on myself? [CHORUS] Nobody's Perfect! I gotta work it! Again and again, Till I get it right, Nobody's Perfect! You live and you learn it! And if I messed it up sometimes, Nobody's Perfect, [VERSE 2] Sometimes I work a scheme, But then it flips on me (Uh-huh), Doesn't turn out how I planned, Gets stuck in quicksand, The problem can be solved, Once I get involved, I try to be delicate, Then crash right into it, [PRE-CHORUS] But my intentions are good, (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah) Sometimes just misunderstood, [CHORUS] Nobody's Perfect! I got (..less)

uncensored/alternate version "With so much drama in the l-b-c Its kinda hard bein snoop d-o-double-g But i, somehow, some way Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day May i, kick (..more)

uncensored/alternate version "With so much drama in the l-b-c Its kinda hard bein snoop d-o-double-g But i, somehow, some way Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day May i, kick a little something for the gs (yeah) And, make a few ends as (yeah!) I breeze, through Two in the mornin and the partys still jumpin Cause my momma aint home I got bitches in the living room gettin it on And, they aint leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin) So what you wanna do, sheeeit I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too So turn off the lights and close the doors But (but what) we dont love them hoes, yeah! So we gonna smoke a ounce to this Gs up, hoes down, while you motherfuckers bounce to this Chorus: repeat 2x Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind] Verse two: Now, that, I got me some seagrams gin Everybody got they cups, but they aint chipped in Now this types of shit, happens all the time You got to get yours but fool I gotta get mine Everything is fine when you listenin to the d-o-g I got the cultivating music that be captivating he Who li (..less)

A video trailer directed by me. Like Bejeweled I also created all the sound effects too. This video trailer is basically a video of a very popular mobile phone game, Tetris Mania. I got this game o (..more)

A video trailer directed by me. Like Bejeweled I also created all the sound effects too. This video trailer is basically a video of a very popular mobile phone game, Tetris Mania. I got this game on my phone and usually play it while commuting to work. I gotta tell you, it's good ol' fun! (..less)