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*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrass (..more)

*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrassment I endure I thought I saw an angel I was completely sure She smiled at me on the subway Turned out she was a man I didn't know until I tried to sleep with her After 8 black and tans But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bump right here I shouldn't've drank so much beer. Yeah, she had one lazy eye But I couldn't tell in that light. You should have seen the look on my face When we got home that night. And I said, "What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights?" But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright. But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bulge right here. Why did I drink so much beer? No no no no no, No no no no no no, No no no no no no! But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I sw (..less)

AC/DC Highway to hell live with Scott Livin' easy, lovin' free Season ticket on a one way ride Asking nothing, leave me be Taking everything in my stride Don't need reason, don't need rime Ai (..more)

AC/DC Highway to hell live with Scott Livin' easy, lovin' free Season ticket on a one way ride Asking nothing, leave me be Taking everything in my stride Don't need reason, don't need rime Ain't nothing I would rather do Going down, for a time My friends are gonna be there too I'm on the highway to hell No more stop signs, speed limit Nobody's gonna slow me down Like a wheel gonna spin it Nobody's gonna mess me around Hey Satan, paid my dues I'm playing in a rockin' band Hey Mamma, look at me I'm on the way to the promised land I'm on the highway to hell Don't stop me I'm on the highway to hell And I'm going down all the way I'm on the highway to hell (..less)

Allen Iverson finally shook his shadow and shook up the NBA Finals. Hounded by unheralded Tyronn Lue, Iverson scored seven of his 48 points in a one-minute span of overtime as the Philadelphia 76e (..more)

Allen Iverson finally shook his shadow and shook up the NBA Finals. Hounded by unheralded Tyronn Lue, Iverson scored seven of his 48 points in a one-minute span of overtime as the Philadelphia 76ers stunned the Los Angeles Lakers with a 107-101 victory in the opener of the NBA Finals. Iverson scored 30 points in a scintillating first half, letting everyone know that the 76ers were going to be more than another pushover for the powerful Lakers. His late flurry silenced the Staples Center and unceremoniously ended Los Angeles' run at a perfect postseason. "Anybody that bet on it, some broke people out there," Iverson said. "I'm glad nobody didn't bet their life on it 'cause they definitely would be dead right now." Instead, the Sixers -- double-digit underdogs -- are very much alive as they again displayed their heroic heart. "Our guys just try hard," Sixers coach Larry Brown said. "This is kind of unexpected but it's neat." In between Iverson outbursts, Lue stymied the NBA Most Valuable Player for nearly 20 minutes, using his quickness to prevent Iverson from even getting the ball, let alone shoot it. He had spent the last two practices impersonating Iverson (..less)

The video for Fluorescent Adolescent by Arctic Monkeys. From the album "Favourite Worst Nightmare" :::LYRICS::: You used to get it in your fishnets Now you only get it in your night dress Discar (..more)

The video for Fluorescent Adolescent by Arctic Monkeys. From the album "Favourite Worst Nightmare" :::LYRICS::: You used to get it in your fishnets Now you only get it in your night dress Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness You landed in a very common crisis Everything's in order in a black hole Nothing seems as pretty as the past though That Bloody Mary's lacking her Tabasco Remember when he used to be a rascal? Oh the boys a slag The best you ever had The best you ever had Is just a memory and those dreams Not as daft as they seem Not as daft as they seem My love when you dream them up Flicking through a little book of sex tips Remember when the boys were all electric? Now when she tells she's gonna get it I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it Clinging to not getting sentimental Said she wasn't going but she went still Likes her gentlemen not to be gentle Was it a megadobber or a betting pencil? Oh the boys a slag The best you ever had [Fluorescent Adolescent lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com] The best you ever had Is just a memory and those dreams Not as daft as they seem Not as daft as they seem My love when you dre (..less)

Should I shave my hair off for the Body for life challenge photos? If so, should I post the video of me doing this? *This video has been uploaded via my mobile phone and will be edited later. (..more)

Should I shave my hair off for the Body for life challenge photos? If so, should I post the video of me doing this? *This video has been uploaded via my mobile phone and will be edited later. If you subscribe, you will know when I am posting videos. I usually delete these short videos. The reason is that I upload these short videos to remind myself what is going on during the day. (..less)

My first experimental film. I was out with my friend 'Richspoiltguy' and as i was lying down on this rooftop terrace at our humble Esplanade, I used my camera phone to shoot down this scene of my f (..more)

My first experimental film. I was out with my friend 'Richspoiltguy' and as i was lying down on this rooftop terrace at our humble Esplanade, I used my camera phone to shoot down this scene of my friend text messaging another person. I find that it gives a very mellow and subdued sad tone. So I came up with a storyline to fit this setting. So here it is. A very simple film about a boy who got dumped by his boyfriend, who found that he would rather lead a heterosexual lifestyle. The voiceover (done by yours truly) shows what is going on in our protagonist's head. The text apprearing on the screen is what our protagonist types on his mobile phone. I hope you enjoy it. Yours Truly, Matt Your Friendly Neighborhood Guy! (..less)

My first experimental film. I was out with my friend 'Richspoiltguy' and as i was lying down on this outdoor rooftop, I used my camera phone to shoot down this scene of my friend text messaging ano (..more)

My first experimental film. I was out with my friend 'Richspoiltguy' and as i was lying down on this outdoor rooftop, I used my camera phone to shoot down this scene of my friend text messaging another person. I find that it gives a very mellow and subdued sad tone. So I came up with a storyline to fit this setting. So here it is. A very simple film about a boy who got dumped by his boyfriend, who found that he would rather lead a heterosexual lifestyle. The voiceover (done by yours truly) shows what is going on in our protagonist's head. The text apprearing on the screen is what our protagonist types on his mobile phone. I hope you enjoy it. Yours Truly, Matt Your Friendly Neighborhood Guy! (..less)

El Video Official De Daddy Yankee feat. Fergie. DJ PROFETA EXCLUSIVE... Leave Any Comments! LYRICS: Give it all you got shorty make the impacto Give it all you got shorty make the impacto (W (..more)

El Video Official De Daddy Yankee feat. Fergie. DJ PROFETA EXCLUSIVE... Leave Any Comments! LYRICS: Give it all you got shorty make the impacto Give it all you got shorty make the impacto (Welcome to the remix!) Give it all you got mami (Fergie Ferg and Daddy Yankee Bitcheeeees!) Give it all you got mami Give it all you got mama make the impacto Give it all you got shorty make the impacto (Daddy! Por ahí viene el castigo!) Give it all you got shorty make the impacto (Oh!) Give it all you got mami (Cartel!) Give it all you got mami (The Big Boss!) Give it all you got mami make the impacto Hey!!! So what? You're going down mama? Hey!!! So what? You break it down mama? Do it! (Hit me!) I like the way you do it! (Hit me!) You like the way I do it? (Hit me!) I like the way you do it! Enseña todo lo que tienes, no improvisa lo que ella tiene Este toque es quien lo detiene? Aunque nos tire la ley Salvaje vine rebelde, el leon sale hasta que te muerde Tu sabes que yo tengo un partner, no perdamos este break El golpe bien duro te pega! Si es que pega! Yo se que asi te lo vives! El toque es electrico, magnetico, perreo cybernetico (yeah!) Estas (..less)

this is Shorter than the original video (i had to trim it down to 99.9mb) you can Download the FULL video in Higher resolution here http://files.filefront.com/DrWho_SpacePort_Exibit_2006/;6482350;;/ (..more)

this is Shorter than the original video (i had to trim it down to 99.9mb) you can Download the FULL video in Higher resolution here http://files.filefront.com/DrWho_SpacePort_Exibit_2006/;6482350;;/fileinfo.html these pictures were taken with a Digi Cam, once the battries died i used my Mobile Phone Camra (so the 2nd lot of Photos arnt as clear) i recomend watching it all, after the credits theirs 4 mini videos shot with the phone "showing the displays in action" and also 2 pics of the slivein i almost forgot to include (the slivein arnt seen in this video on youtube as i trimmed the end) i realy recomend you download the 105mb video for the full effect of our fun day out, due to the phone cam pics (it was'nt worth re-rendering it smaller as it would look worse at the end) theres NO sign up or anything needed to download the video :) (its were i store all my videos and game mods) this was ALL shot at the Dr Who at SpacePort Exibit on the 2nd of december 2006 Liverpool/Wirral United Kingdom GB. I did'nt want to put people off going so i waited for the Exibit to END, before i posted this video, to be fair on ticket sales and bla bla, enjoy anyway and grab the wmv it l (..less)

The Gorillaz are walking around near Kong Studios, they seem to be going somewhere. They are menaced by floating heads of celebrities with false eyes and creepy growing tree branches. Murdoc's Pazuzu (..more)

The Gorillaz are walking around near Kong Studios, they seem to be going somewhere. They are menaced by floating heads of celebrities with false eyes and creepy growing tree branches. Murdoc's Pazuzu statue joins in the singing of the chorus. (..less)

Hilary Duff Stranger from her album "Dignity" Full Song (I just love it) Copyright by Hollywood Records The Lyrics: Nobody believes me when I tell them that you're out of your mind Nobody believes (..more)

Hilary Duff Stranger from her album "Dignity" Full Song (I just love it) Copyright by Hollywood Records The Lyrics: Nobody believes me when I tell them that you're out of your mind Nobody believes me when I tell them that there's so much you hide You treat me like a queen when we go out, wanna show everyone what our love's about All wrapped up in me whenever there is a crowd But when no ones around Theres no kindness in your eyes The way you look at me, it's just not right I can tell whats going on this time Theres a stranger in my life You're not the person that I once knew Are you scared to let them know it's you? If they could only see you like I do Then they would see a stranger too Did I ever do anything that was this cruel to you? Did I ever make you wonder who was standing in the room? You made yourself look perfect in everyway So when this goes down, I'm the one that will be blamed Your plan is working so you can just walk away Baby your secret's safe Theres no kindness in your eyes The way you look at me, it's just not right I can tell whats going on this time Theres a stranger in my life You're not the person that I once knew Are you (..less)

the 6th (and probably last...for a while) Dave interpretation sees our hero going all out to insult "maggots" and their stupid gay nu-metal savoirs. I'll tel you something for free though, I'd rath (..more)

the 6th (and probably last...for a while) Dave interpretation sees our hero going all out to insult "maggots" and their stupid gay nu-metal savoirs. I'll tel you something for free though, I'd rather listen to Shitknot than trivium. I am certain I have finally topped the trivium Video. UPDATE: also be sure to watch the 2 video responses. They're funnier than the whole video itself...stupid retard kids. (..less)