UphoneBlog

*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrass (..more)

*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrassment I endure I thought I saw an angel I was completely sure She smiled at me on the subway Turned out she was a man I didn't know until I tried to sleep with her After 8 black and tans But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bump right here I shouldn't've drank so much beer. Yeah, she had one lazy eye But I couldn't tell in that light. You should have seen the look on my face When we got home that night. And I said, "What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights?" But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright. But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bulge right here. Why did I drink so much beer? No no no no no, No no no no no no, No no no no no no! But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I sw (..less)

God bless Calvary Chapel Costa Mesa Chapel Store sisters Susan Diana Emma Jean these are the godly women of prayers & action whom God uses to grow His church their loving gentle humble powerful se (..more)

God bless Calvary Chapel Costa Mesa Chapel Store sisters Susan Diana Emma Jean these are the godly women of prayers & action whom God uses to grow His church their loving gentle humble powerful seen yet almost invisible pave the way for all of us breaking down strongholds & moving mountains through their faith & obedience & great example of leadership. Every time Diana is at church the peacerful loving presence of the LORD falls powerfully upon the sanctuary of Calvary Chapel Costa Mesa & all the saints unknown names yet familiar faces thank you for faithfully being part of the body our Lord & Savior Jesus Christ. I thank God for you & ask His manifold blessings be poured upon you all. God sees you, He loves you. Pastor Garid & Ruth Beeler & their baby. Please be blessed & attend Pastor Garid Beelers Monday nights 7:30pm great anointed Pastor Garid teaches the Bible in a relatable exciting way & the worship awesome geared toward the youth. Come see for yourself God bless you. Thank you This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless! To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos wi (..less)