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*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrass (..more)

*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrassment I endure I thought I saw an angel I was completely sure She smiled at me on the subway Turned out she was a man I didn't know until I tried to sleep with her After 8 black and tans But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bump right here I shouldn't've drank so much beer. Yeah, she had one lazy eye But I couldn't tell in that light. You should have seen the look on my face When we got home that night. And I said, "What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights?" But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright. But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bulge right here. Why did I drink so much beer? No no no no no, No no no no no no, No no no no no no! But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I sw (..less)

Beyond Speilberg Studios In association with Criminal Enterprise present a crazy cell phone flick. Two best friends Who shouldnt have eaten that white pill. Mike park tha truck! Park the truck mike!!! (..more)

Beyond Speilberg Studios In association with Criminal Enterprise present a crazy cell phone flick. Two best friends Who shouldnt have eaten that white pill. Mike park tha truck! Park the truck mike!!! (..less)

http://www.TheCarCrash.com The wildest Daytona 500 finish in ages. Mark Martin and Kevin Harvick race back to the line in a photo finish. Harvick edges him by 0.02 of a second. Coming out of (..more)

http://www.TheCarCrash.com The wildest Daytona 500 finish in ages. Mark Martin and Kevin Harvick race back to the line in a photo finish. Harvick edges him by 0.02 of a second. Coming out of Turn 4, Kyle Busch gets spun and this triggers a massive accident. David Gilliland gets on top of 1 car, while others spin around. Clint Bowyer gets hit and flips over violently. He slides through the tri oval upside down and flips back over in the grass. He gets out as his car was on fire. Jeff Gordon takes a bit of a shot from Juan Pablo Montoya. One dude finishes the race on the roof of his car and places in 6th position. --- Craziest Car Videos at: http://www.TheCarCrash.com --- (..less)