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I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't han (..more)

I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't hang up it would tear me apart I love you baby, I need to know what's next Oh baby please send me a f*cking text Oh baby I have loved you since my youth I send you memories on my bluetooth I love you so much oh why can't you see? I think about you when i'm on my hands free 24/7 on the phone to your heart You can text me just for a start You can get excited when you're on your own Baby just use that vibrating ring tone Last night I felt so alone Then I heard your assigned ring tone You told me you wanted it in your slinky I got excited 'cos its oh so stinky! Oh baby the tears I can't wipe You gotta give me that dirty call on Skype I feel so lonely, where do I look? You even blank me on Facebook Beep beep beep, I can't get no sleep I blog you all night long, right until I weep You have a wet one that's oh so pretty I love even more when it gets all shitty Oh baby you are always on my mind I dream of doing you from behind I could help us out by getting s (..less)

AC/DC - T.N.T (Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi) See me ride out of the sunset On your colour TV screen Out for all that I can get If you know what I mean Women to (..more)

AC/DC - T.N.T (Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi) See me ride out of the sunset On your colour TV screen Out for all that I can get If you know what I mean Women to the left of me And women to the right Ain't got no gun Ain't got no knife Don't you start no fight 'Cause I'm T.N.T., I'm dynamite (T.N.T.) and I'll win the fight (T.N.T.) I'm a power load (T.N.T.) watch me explode I'm dirty, mean and mighty unclean I'm a wanted man Public enemy number one Understand So lock up your daughter Lock up your wife Lock up your back door And run for your life The man is back in town So don't you mess me 'round 'Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite (T.N.T.) and I'll win the fight (T.N.T.) I'm a power load (T.N.T.) watch me explode T.N.T., (oi, oi, oi) T.N.T., (oi, oi, oi) T.N.T., (oi, oi, oi) T.N.T., (oi, oi, oi) T.N.T., (oi, oi, oi) , I'm dynamite (T.N.T., oi, oi, oi), and I'll win the fight, (T.N.T., oi, oi, oi), I'm a power load (T.N.T.), watch me explode! (..less)

found a use for my mobile, went for a spin on my cruddy old XR 250 with it taped just under the rear number plate. yes i know the the engine miss's a bit in places, and dont expect any land speed reco (..more)

found a use for my mobile, went for a spin on my cruddy old XR 250 with it taped just under the rear number plate. yes i know the the engine miss's a bit in places, and dont expect any land speed records to be broken. (..less)