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Do you hate those numbnuts who insist on driving while talking on their hand held mobile phones? Ever had a near death experience at the hands of one of these morons, while they talk a load of crap in (..more)

Do you hate those numbnuts who insist on driving while talking on their hand held mobile phones? Ever had a near death experience at the hands of one of these morons, while they talk a load of crap into that cel phone clamped under their chin? Well now you can do something about it that doesn't involve a .45 magnum. Download one of my bumper sticker .JPEG's from characteranimationin3d dot com slash bumper sticker dot html, print it up and stick it on the back of your car or bike! Maybe one of the twats will see it and cut the conversation short! Mind you, most of them are so stupid, I'd be amazed if they can read! It's about time that these pig ignorant, arrogant, annoying, vacuous, obnoxious, moronic, callous, stupid, unthinking, poxy, low I.Q., dimwits realise that they are endangering other road users lives. (..less)

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My son Isaiah thought it was funny when his little brother Tristan danced so.....Isaiah put music on his cell phone and stuck it in Tristan's diaper...............Tristan started dancing............Is (..more)

My son Isaiah thought it was funny when his little brother Tristan danced so.....Isaiah put music on his cell phone and stuck it in Tristan's diaper...............Tristan started dancing............Isaiah decided to take his phone back and ...... (..less)

uncensored "Yeah, Mista Busta, where the fuck ya at? Can't scrap a lick, so I know ya got your gat Your dick on hard, from fuckin your road dogs The hood you threw up with, niggaz you grew up wi (..more)

uncensored "Yeah, Mista Busta, where the fuck ya at? Can't scrap a lick, so I know ya got your gat Your dick on hard, from fuckin your road dogs The hood you threw up with, niggaz you grew up with Don't even respect your ass That's why it's time for the doctor, to check your ass, nigga Used to be my homey, used to be my ace Now I wanna slap the taste out yo mouth Nigga bow down to the row Fuckin me, now I'm fuckin you, little hoe Oh, don't think I forgot, let you slide Let me ride, just another homicide Yeah it's me so I'ma talk on Stompin on the 'Eazy'est streets that you can walk on So strap on your Compton hat, your locs And watch your back cause you might get smoked, loc And pass the bud, and stay low-key B.G. cause you lost all your homey's love Now call it what you want to You fucked wit me, now it's a must that I fuck wit you [Interlude: Dr. Dre] Yeah, that's what the fuck I'm talkin about We have your motherfuckin record company surrounded Put down the candy and let the little boy go You knowhatI'msayin, punk motherfucker (We want Eazy, we want Eazy) [Verse Two: Snoop Doggy Dogg] Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay Doggy Dogg's in the mothe (..less)

uncensored/alternate version "With so much drama in the l-b-c Its kinda hard bein snoop d-o-double-g But i, somehow, some way Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day May i, kick (..more)

uncensored/alternate version "With so much drama in the l-b-c Its kinda hard bein snoop d-o-double-g But i, somehow, some way Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day May i, kick a little something for the gs (yeah) And, make a few ends as (yeah!) I breeze, through Two in the mornin and the partys still jumpin Cause my momma aint home I got bitches in the living room gettin it on And, they aint leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin) So what you wanna do, sheeeit I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too So turn off the lights and close the doors But (but what) we dont love them hoes, yeah! So we gonna smoke a ounce to this Gs up, hoes down, while you motherfuckers bounce to this Chorus: repeat 2x Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind] Verse two: Now, that, I got me some seagrams gin Everybody got they cups, but they aint chipped in Now this types of shit, happens all the time You got to get yours but fool I gotta get mine Everything is fine when you listenin to the d-o-g I got the cultivating music that be captivating he Who li (..less)

ZooTV Live from Sydney 1993" [Love Is Blindness] Love is blindness, I don't want to see Won't you wrap the night around me? Take my heart, love is blindness. In a parked car, in a crowded s (..more)

ZooTV Live from Sydney 1993" [Love Is Blindness] Love is blindness, I don't want to see Won't you wrap the night around me? Take my heart, love is blindness. In a parked car, in a crowded street You see your love made complete. Thread is ripping, the knot is slipping Love is blindness. Love is clockworks and cold steel Fingers too numb to feel. Squeeze the handle, blow out the candle Love is blindness. Love is blindness, I don't want to see Won't you wrap the night around me? Take my heart... Blindness. A little death without mourning No call and no warning Baby, a dangerous idea that almost makes sense. Love is drowning in a deep well All the secrets, and no one to tell. Take the money, honey... Blindness. Love is blindness, I don't want to see Won't you wrap the night around me? Take my heart, Blindness. [Can't help falling in love] Wise men say, only fools rush in But I can't help falling in love with you Shall I stay, Would it be a sin If I can't help falling in love with you Like a river flows to the sea, so it goes Some things aren't meant to be Take my hand, Take my whole love too cause I can't help falling in love w (..less)