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*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrass (..more)

*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrassment I endure I thought I saw an angel I was completely sure She smiled at me on the subway Turned out she was a man I didn't know until I tried to sleep with her After 8 black and tans But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bump right here I shouldn't've drank so much beer. Yeah, she had one lazy eye But I couldn't tell in that light. You should have seen the look on my face When we got home that night. And I said, "What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights?" But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright. But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bulge right here. Why did I drink so much beer? No no no no no, No no no no no no, No no no no no no! But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I sw (..less)

Difficult calls for Utah Jazz fans to live with. Everyone knows that MJ pushed off on Bryon Russell on the go ahead shot in Game Six, and while it would have been very difficult for a ref to make the (..more)

Difficult calls for Utah Jazz fans to live with. Everyone knows that MJ pushed off on Bryon Russell on the go ahead shot in Game Six, and while it would have been very difficult for a ref to make the call against the premier player in the league there were two calls earlier in the game that may have changed the outcome of the game and given Jazz fans a Dick Bavetta complex. Play one: Howard Eisley's three is taken away due to a called 24 second violation with the Jazz up 4 with approxiamately 9:50 to play in the second quarter. Play two: Ron Harper hits a 2 point field goal as the shot clock expires to tie the game at 79 with 4:00 to play in the fourth quarter. Refs were not allowed to review the video for shot clock violations in 1998, and if they could have the Jazz certainly would have been awarded Eisley's three in the 2nd and Harper would not have been awarded 2 points in the 4th. The fact that the ball was 5 feet out of Eisley's hand with 1 second left on the clock leads some to wonder... Game Seven would have been played in Utah, Scottie Pippen still would not have been one hundred percent, and the Jazz would have had all the momentum after winning two in a (..less)

I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't han (..more)

I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't hang up it would tear me apart I love you baby, I need to know what's next Oh baby please send me a f*cking text Oh baby I have loved you since my youth I send you memories on my bluetooth I love you so much oh why can't you see? I think about you when i'm on my hands free 24/7 on the phone to your heart You can text me just for a start You can get excited when you're on your own Baby just use that vibrating ring tone Last night I felt so alone Then I heard your assigned ring tone You told me you wanted it in your slinky I got excited 'cos its oh so stinky! Oh baby the tears I can't wipe You gotta give me that dirty call on Skype I feel so lonely, where do I look? You even blank me on Facebook Beep beep beep, I can't get no sleep I blog you all night long, right until I weep You have a wet one that's oh so pretty I love even more when it gets all shitty Oh baby you are always on my mind I dream of doing you from behind I could help us out by getting s (..less)

I will not accept your comments about how you "hate this band" so much that you want them to "die", "they're fags" or "_____ could kick pete wentz's faggot ass". Also, I won't accept your damn comment (..more)

I will not accept your comments about how you "hate this band" so much that you want them to "die", "they're fags" or "_____ could kick pete wentz's faggot ass". Also, I won't accept your damn comments about *~hot girls on webcam, either. (..less)

Allen Iverson finally shook his shadow and shook up the NBA Finals. Hounded by unheralded Tyronn Lue, Iverson scored seven of his 48 points in a one-minute span of overtime as the Philadelphia 76e (..more)

Allen Iverson finally shook his shadow and shook up the NBA Finals. Hounded by unheralded Tyronn Lue, Iverson scored seven of his 48 points in a one-minute span of overtime as the Philadelphia 76ers stunned the Los Angeles Lakers with a 107-101 victory in the opener of the NBA Finals. Iverson scored 30 points in a scintillating first half, letting everyone know that the 76ers were going to be more than another pushover for the powerful Lakers. His late flurry silenced the Staples Center and unceremoniously ended Los Angeles' run at a perfect postseason. "Anybody that bet on it, some broke people out there," Iverson said. "I'm glad nobody didn't bet their life on it 'cause they definitely would be dead right now." Instead, the Sixers -- double-digit underdogs -- are very much alive as they again displayed their heroic heart. "Our guys just try hard," Sixers coach Larry Brown said. "This is kind of unexpected but it's neat." In between Iverson outbursts, Lue stymied the NBA Most Valuable Player for nearly 20 minutes, using his quickness to prevent Iverson from even getting the ball, let alone shoot it. He had spent the last two practices impersonating Iverson (..less)

It's video with new photos of Avril Lavigne and her new song "I Will Be". It's my first video like this. Please, leave comments :) There's nothing i can say to you nothing i could ever do to (..more)

It's video with new photos of Avril Lavigne and her new song "I Will Be". It's my first video like this. Please, leave comments :) There's nothing i can say to you nothing i could ever do to make you see what you mean to me all the pain the tears they cry still you never said goodbye and now i know how far you'd go i know i let you down but its not like that now this time i'll never let you go i will be all that you want and get my self together cause you keep me from falling apart all my life i'll be with you forever to get you through the day and make every thing ok i thought that i had every thing i didn't know what life could bring but now i see honestly you the one thing i got right the only one i let inside now i can breath cause your hear with me and if i let you down i'll turn it all around cause i would never let you go i will be all that you want and get my self together cause you keep me from falling apart all my life i'll be with you forever to get you through the day and make every thing ok cause with out you i can't sleep i'm not gonna ever ever let you leave you're all i got you're all i want yeah and with out you i don't k (..less)

Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing the New CD in stores 17 April 2007 Lyrics: Got up on the wrong side of life today yeah Crashed the car and I'm gonna be really late My phone doesn't work cause i (..more)

Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing the New CD in stores 17 April 2007 Lyrics: Got up on the wrong side of life today yeah Crashed the car and I'm gonna be really late My phone doesn't work cause it's out of range Looks like it's just one of those kind of days You can't kick me down I'm already on the ground No you can't cause you couldn't catch me anyhow Blue skies but the sun isn't coming out no Today it's like I'm under a heavy cloud And I feel so alive I can't help myself, don't you realize I just wanna scream and lose control Throw my hands up and let it go Forget about everything and runaway yeah I just want to fall and lose myself Laughing so hard it hurts like hell Forget about everything and runaway yeah So So is how I'm doing if you're wondering I'm in a fight with the world but I'm winning Stay there come closer it's at your own risk Yeah you know how it is life can be a bitch But I feel so alive I can't help myself, don't you realize I just wanna scream and lose control Throw my hands up and let it go Forget about everything and runaway yeah I just want to fall and lose myself Laughing so hard it hurts like hell Forget about everyth (..less)

As I could tell in an audio podcast a few days ago, Belkin made it's European Press Presentation in Amsterdam on 22nd of August. What I told in this podcast is that I've been able to test the use o (..more)

As I could tell in an audio podcast a few days ago, Belkin made it's European Press Presentation in Amsterdam on 22nd of August. What I told in this podcast is that I've been able to test the use of the new Wireless WiFi Belkin Skype Phone with my Mobile Phone which is equipped with WiFi and Windows Mobile. My mobile phone which works on GSM network is a quadriband Qtek 9100. As we were experiencing the new Belkin draft N router called N1, I wanted to see whether my personal mobile phone would be able to connect to the network and having connections to Internet or whatever. My Qtek was already configured with skype that I use at each time I have a WiFi connection. It could work with a GPRS connection but I pay the amount of data for this type of use In fact, seing the new Belkin skype phone at the same time was also a good occasion to test it as a mobile phone equipment of the home with another device which is a real mobile phone in the terms that it works normally on GSM network even when it is connected with WiFi. As you can see on the film shot on the press exhibition, the belkin mobile uses a nice small display which is easy to use because it has the same k (..less)

Bon Jovi - Always -------------------------------------------- This romeo is bleeding But you can't see his blood It's nothing but some feelings That this old dog kicked up It's been raining s (..more)

Bon Jovi - Always -------------------------------------------- This romeo is bleeding But you can't see his blood It's nothing but some feelings That this old dog kicked up It's been raining since you left me Now I'm drowning in the flood You see I've always been a fighter But without you I give up Now I can't sing a love song Like the way it's meant to be Well, I guess I'm not that good anymore But baby, that's just me Chorus: And I will love you, baby - Always And I'll be there forever and a day - Always I'll be there till the stars don't shine Till the heavens burst and The words don't rhyme And I know when I die, you'll be on my mind And I'll love you - Always Now your pictures that you left behind Are just memories of a different life Some that made us laugh, Some that made us cry One that made you have to say goodbye What I'd give to run my fingers through your hair To touch your lips, to hold you near When you say your prayers try to understand I've made mistakes, I'm just a man When he holds you close, When he pulls you near When he says the words You've been needing to hear I'll wish I was him 'cause those words were mine To (..less)

Filmed with my new Sony Ericcson K750i, one of my good friends had a phone which he didnt want to have anymore, so we decided it was a good idea to see how much abuse it could take before it died. Thi (..more)

Filmed with my new Sony Ericcson K750i, one of my good friends had a phone which he didnt want to have anymore, so we decided it was a good idea to see how much abuse it could take before it died. This is the story of how we killed a Nokia mobile phone, one of the toughest phone brands in the industry. All of this footage IS real, and in order as we did it. (..less)

Today I was curious...what would happen if I put my cell phone near a compass? This shows the result. So how do cell phones affect animals with built in "compasses" that tell them where to go and when (..more)

Today I was curious...what would happen if I put my cell phone near a compass? This shows the result. So how do cell phones affect animals with built in "compasses" that tell them where to go and when to migrate? What about the birds and the bees? No pun intended. Sorry that the camera moved a lot. I couldn't get my tripod at the angle I wanted. Try it yourself and feel free to post a video response. See if you can get a compass needle to move even more crazily than mine did. (more) (..less)

Coach Z, Coach Z, one two one two Coach Z, one two one two Coach Z, Coach Z, one two one two Coach Z, one two one two These peoples These peoples These peoples try to fade These peoples Thes (..more)

Coach Z, Coach Z, one two one two Coach Z, one two one two Coach Z, Coach Z, one two one two Coach Z, one two one two These peoples These peoples These peoples try to fade These peoples These peoples These peoples try to fade These peoples These peoples These peoples try to fade (Fade me!) These peoples try to fade me! (I can't handle it!) C-c-c-call me on my cell phone! (I get busy!) These peoples try to fade me! (I can't handle it!) C-c-c-call me on my cell phone! (I get busy!) Coach Z's got money, but not much Coach Z's got money, but not much Coach Z's got money, but not much I could use a dollar, I could use a couple bucks I'm so oldschool (one two one two) They tore the school down! (one two one two) Where my lasers at? Where my lasers at, y'all? Where my lasers at? (Where my lasers at?) Where my lasers at, y'all? Where my lasers at? All the peoples try to tell me where my lasers at And your mother tried to show me all the laser crabs And I got a bunch of types, a bunch of laser dabs {makes laser gun noises} These peoples try to fade me! (I can't handle it!) C-c-c-call me on my cell phone! (I get busy!) These peoples tr (..less)

Those days my mobile phone just pissed me off... sim card always hung up, restarts all the time... so thats me and my cousin decided to destroy it, with style :) dont be mad at me, this movie was m (..more)

Those days my mobile phone just pissed me off... sim card always hung up, restarts all the time... so thats me and my cousin decided to destroy it, with style :) dont be mad at me, this movie was made a couple years ago and i was happy i could made it that "good" ;) hf (..less)

enjoy. thats right we sign our cards and letters B.F.F you've got a million ways to make me laugh (yeah) you're looking out for me you've got my back so good to have you around you know the s (..more)

enjoy. thats right we sign our cards and letters B.F.F you've got a million ways to make me laugh (yeah) you're looking out for me you've got my back so good to have you around you know the secrets I could never tell and when i'm quiet you break through my sheeeell don't feel the need to do a rebel yell cuz you keep my feet on the ground you're a true friend you're here till the end you pull me aside when something ain't right talk with me now and into the night till' it's alright again you're a true friend you don't get angry when I change the plans some how you're never out of second chances you don't say "I told you" when i'm wrong again i'm so lucky that i found... a true friend you're here till the end (till the end) you pull me aside when something ain't right talk with me now and into the night till' it's alright again true friends will go to the ends of the earth till they find the things you need friends hang on to the ups and the downs cuz they got someone to believe in a true friend you're here till the end you pull me aside when something ain't right talk with me now and into the night no need to pretend a true friend (..less)