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完全不好笑 - 强词夺理 林俊杰 & 黄湘怡 Stella is the art teacher. JJ is the student. Stella: Students! You can now let me see your sketches. Quickly. Stella: Student JJ. What (..more)

完全不好笑 - 强词夺理 林俊杰 & 黄湘怡 Stella is the art teacher. JJ is the student. Stella: Students! You can now let me see your sketches. Quickly. Stella: Student JJ. What did you draw? (holding blank paper) JJ: This is a cow eating grass. Stella: Cow eating grass. Where's grass? JJ: Grass... is eaten by the cow. Stella: Where's the cow? JJ: The cow... left after eating grass. Stella: You've got me this time. Another day... Stella: Class has begun! It's you again. Late huh? And you've brought this to class, what's this? Cell phone... JJ: This isn't my cell phone, it's my water canteen. Stella: Water canteen? Dare to argue... it's obviously a cell phone, it's ringing. If it's not a cell phone, how can it ring and vibrate? JJ: My water is boiling. Stella: My water is boiling... (..less)

Here is another replacement for a lost clip. I hope I learn enough Dutch so that I don't take any chance on doing this again! As I recall, this translation is from Sarina. (fogive me I am OLD!) As A (..more)

Here is another replacement for a lost clip. I hope I learn enough Dutch so that I don't take any chance on doing this again! As I recall, this translation is from Sarina. (fogive me I am OLD!) As Always, if you would like a Complete text file copy of the translation for this song (or any other done for me),or would like to help translate other KVK songs, Please Contact me. Here are the Basic English Only Lyrics Mijn Mobiel/My Cell Phone I'm sulking/pouting? very often About the teacher's story All that bla bla bla bla bla Which he will repeat 36 times Let me tell you something Let me hang on the phone Enjoyable bla bla bla bla Without having to spell it all out Give me a cell phone Nicely chatting, texting All those letters on the screen In a language that never bores Give me a cell phone I'm melting with joy When I push the buttons Push push push push push! All my boy and girl friends Are crazy about lovely lines Wonderfull bla bla bla bla bla What would I do without my cell phone? I really can't do without it The thing is a miracle yes, no, bla bla bla bla Such a satelite conversation is special everytime Give me a cell phone Nicel (..less)

Watch me levitate my cell phone! Enjoy & rate if you like what you see! I am a beginner. influences by Cyril Takayama & MadV, after seeing them, I started to learn magic! I'm a big fan of both (..more)

Watch me levitate my cell phone! Enjoy & rate if you like what you see! I am a beginner. influences by Cyril Takayama & MadV, after seeing them, I started to learn magic! I'm a big fan of both. (..less)