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the 6th (and probably last...for a while) Dave interpretation sees our hero going all out to insult "maggots" and their stupid gay nu-metal savoirs. I'll tel you something for free though, I'd rath (..more)

the 6th (and probably last...for a while) Dave interpretation sees our hero going all out to insult "maggots" and their stupid gay nu-metal savoirs. I'll tel you something for free though, I'd rather listen to Shitknot than trivium. I am certain I have finally topped the trivium Video. UPDATE: also be sure to watch the 2 video responses. They're funnier than the whole video itself...stupid retard kids. (..less)

MY INVENTION THAT REVOLUTIONISES iPhone MOBILE PHONES CELL PHONES PDA'S PSP, DS ETC This is the beginning of "MOBILE 2.0" © . U CAN CHARGE WITHOUT WIRES/CABLES ANYWHERE, MAKES THEM MORE USEFULL, CHEA (..more)

MY INVENTION THAT REVOLUTIONISES iPhone MOBILE PHONES CELL PHONES PDA'S PSP, DS ETC This is the beginning of "MOBILE 2.0" © . U CAN CHARGE WITHOUT WIRES/CABLES ANYWHERE, MAKES THEM MORE USEFULL, CHEAPER, MORE ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY,OBVIATES THE NEED FOR SEPERATE USB DRIVES AND MANY OTHER ADVANTAGES. THIS IS THE SHORT CLIP LONGER CLIPS WILL BE UPLOADED, GET YOURS TODAY!!! [1] U can charge from any USB port [2] This standardization also means that you only one type of charger for almost all mobile devices This has a huge environment and cost saving, consider; You don't need pay for making packaging and transport all those mobile chargers with every new film, consider the cost to you in money and the environment of a Billion mobile chargers alone per year. We need to have our mobile phone manufactures standardize. If you need a charger you can buy it separately then use it for as many phones as you ever have. (this wont cost more because your mobile phone will be cheaper). You don't need a charger for every new mobile phone, use the one for your previous USBM phone one, or your computer. [3] You don't need a second charger fro traveling overseas or at work or th (..less)

J.Lo & Marc Anthony finally announce at their last concert together on tour that they are expecting a baby. It was made before their last song performed together. And it shows Marc tenderly kissin (..more)

J.Lo & Marc Anthony finally announce at their last concert together on tour that they are expecting a baby. It was made before their last song performed together. And it shows Marc tenderly kissing his wife's stomach. They made the announcement together on Nov 7, 2007 at the American Airlines Arena in Miami. (..less)

Here is another replacement for a lost clip. I hope I learn enough Dutch so that I don't take any chance on doing this again! As I recall, this translation is from Sarina. (fogive me I am OLD!) As A (..more)

Here is another replacement for a lost clip. I hope I learn enough Dutch so that I don't take any chance on doing this again! As I recall, this translation is from Sarina. (fogive me I am OLD!) As Always, if you would like a Complete text file copy of the translation for this song (or any other done for me),or would like to help translate other KVK songs, Please Contact me. Here are the Basic English Only Lyrics Mijn Mobiel/My Cell Phone I'm sulking/pouting? very often About the teacher's story All that bla bla bla bla bla Which he will repeat 36 times Let me tell you something Let me hang on the phone Enjoyable bla bla bla bla Without having to spell it all out Give me a cell phone Nicely chatting, texting All those letters on the screen In a language that never bores Give me a cell phone I'm melting with joy When I push the buttons Push push push push push! All my boy and girl friends Are crazy about lovely lines Wonderfull bla bla bla bla bla What would I do without my cell phone? I really can't do without it The thing is a miracle yes, no, bla bla bla bla Such a satelite conversation is special everytime Give me a cell phone Nicel (..less)

**** RE-UPLOADED **** Originally posted on: January 21st 2007 Thanx Youtube for featuring me a 2nd time I've always wondered why this random french expression was so famous among foreigners u (..more)

**** RE-UPLOADED **** Originally posted on: January 21st 2007 Thanx Youtube for featuring me a 2nd time I've always wondered why this random french expression was so famous among foreigners until I realized I said it at least 5 times a day (at the veeeerrryyy least). Here is my attempt at explaining it's meaning... (sorry for the lousy sound and image quality, I filmed this with my mobile phone.) (..less)

Me singing and playing my keyboard Evanescence's "Lithium" MY STYLE! My apologies for the poor sound quality though. Ain't recorded it in a studio but at home with my mobile phone. *bleahz!* Hahaa! (..more)

Me singing and playing my keyboard Evanescence's "Lithium" MY STYLE! My apologies for the poor sound quality though. Ain't recorded it in a studio but at home with my mobile phone. *bleahz!* Hahaa! All coments -good or bad- are most welcome here. However, please refrain from posting any undesirable NON-CONSTRUCTIVE criticisms. They are totally annoying things and if you people out there have got something to bitch about, get up and away from my face. We all don't need people like you around. Well, here I am again! Muacks and have a great fun day ahead! Cheers! Yours Truly, Matt (..less)

COMPLETED. I hope everyone likes it! To all of the loser FOB fans that take offence, RELAX it's supposed to be funny, not a piss take. You guys reaaally need to chill out a little bit. I love Fall (..more)

COMPLETED. I hope everyone likes it! To all of the loser FOB fans that take offence, RELAX it's supposed to be funny, not a piss take. You guys reaaally need to chill out a little bit. I love Fall Out Boy... (..less)

What do you think? A bit of everything and I did a quick edit. All done on the Nokia N95 phone, last week in Cannes. Starts out with some very DODGY acting (don't take too much notice please) then goe (..more)

What do you think? A bit of everything and I did a quick edit. All done on the Nokia N95 phone, last week in Cannes. Starts out with some very DODGY acting (don't take too much notice please) then goes right into my look at the room and then a nice one long take crossing the croisette from the beach into and through the hotel. I chose some music to go with it too, hope you like it! Well, that's it, all done on the mobile phone...pretty cool really, the phone shoots 30 frames a second and lets you edit with sound, merging, all kinds of stuff! Anyone like the idea of trying to do a whole movie on a mobile phone, get in touch...I think it can be done. (..less)

I was at home on a Sunday, just shooting Katie, my little 9-month old with my camera when my phone rang. She rushed to answer it and got excited and started whacking it. Since it was a Nokia 5500 Spor (..more)

I was at home on a Sunday, just shooting Katie, my little 9-month old with my camera when my phone rang. She rushed to answer it and got excited and started whacking it. Since it was a Nokia 5500 Sport, which is really durable, I just let her have a go at it. (..less)

i made this on my mobile phone , it is not like i wanted it to be but it is ok.. some clips of my bestfriend.. i got the music from youtube.. audio swap.. madison park - i am listening - piano mix b (..more)

i made this on my mobile phone , it is not like i wanted it to be but it is ok.. some clips of my bestfriend.. i got the music from youtube.. audio swap.. madison park - i am listening - piano mix before that i had sound from my mobile.. i know the lyrics is not the best but it was the only song i really liked from the choices i had.. (..less)

It's a Motorola Mpx200 playing a 2-pass DivX in 220*164 resolution at ~200 Kbps for video and 64 Kbps mono audio. Can play stereo too when listening with headphones. It's played 256 Kbps stereo mp3 fi (..more)

It's a Motorola Mpx200 playing a 2-pass DivX in 220*164 resolution at ~200 Kbps for video and 64 Kbps mono audio. Can play stereo too when listening with headphones. It's played 256 Kbps stereo mp3 files with no problems. Player used: TCPMP 0.72 RC1. Operating System: Windows Mobile 2003 for Smartphones. It can play a 3 hour movie on battery or 6 hours of mp3. Can handle 1 GB SD/MMC memory. The quality is good althought you can't really tell by that video, you can even read subtitles without problems, and that's saying a lot for a cell phone. (..less)

Me singing and playing my keyboard to a composition of my own! My apologies for the poor sound quality though. Ain't recorded it in a studio but at home with my mobile phone. *bleahz!* Hahaa! All c (..more)

Me singing and playing my keyboard to a composition of my own! My apologies for the poor sound quality though. Ain't recorded it in a studio but at home with my mobile phone. *bleahz!* Hahaa! All coments -good or bad- are most welcome here. However, please refrain from posting any undesirable NON-CONSTRUCTIVE criticisms. They are totally annoying things and if you people out there have got something to bitch about, get up and away from my face. We all don't need people like you around. ============================== My Vow I was blind and I was all alone But you took my hand and lifted my loneliness And I...Finally see your light I may not be what you look for in a guy But I will make this last for such a long long time So trust me...I will be steadfast... And you will see a different side of me One who will hold you tight To love and to cherish Each and every part of you, my boy. ============================== (..less)