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I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't han (..more)

I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't hang up it would tear me apart I love you baby, I need to know what's next Oh baby please send me a f*cking text Oh baby I have loved you since my youth I send you memories on my bluetooth I love you so much oh why can't you see? I think about you when i'm on my hands free 24/7 on the phone to your heart You can text me just for a start You can get excited when you're on your own Baby just use that vibrating ring tone Last night I felt so alone Then I heard your assigned ring tone You told me you wanted it in your slinky I got excited 'cos its oh so stinky! Oh baby the tears I can't wipe You gotta give me that dirty call on Skype I feel so lonely, where do I look? You even blank me on Facebook Beep beep beep, I can't get no sleep I blog you all night long, right until I weep You have a wet one that's oh so pretty I love even more when it gets all shitty Oh baby you are always on my mind I dream of doing you from behind I could help us out by getting s (..less)

I will not accept your comments about how you "hate this band" so much that you want them to "die", "they're fags" or "_____ could kick pete wentz's faggot ass". Also, I won't accept your damn comment (..more)

I will not accept your comments about how you "hate this band" so much that you want them to "die", "they're fags" or "_____ could kick pete wentz's faggot ass". Also, I won't accept your damn comments about *~hot girls on webcam, either. (..less)

LeeHom "Heroes of Earth" World Tour 2007 on 4 March 07' at Stadium Nasional, Bukit Jalil My best idol, anyway, not clear at all as i was using my mobile phone to record this. The most important is, h (..more)

LeeHom "Heroes of Earth" World Tour 2007 on 4 March 07' at Stadium Nasional, Bukit Jalil My best idol, anyway, not clear at all as i was using my mobile phone to record this. The most important is, his voice and everything about him, is amazingly incredible!!! He's talented, so.. so smart!! (..less)

Nelly Furtado's "All Good Things (Come To An End)" my style! Pardon the poor quality though, it was recorded through my mobile phone. Hope you guys and girls enjoy it ya! =) All coments -good or ba (..more)

Nelly Furtado's "All Good Things (Come To An End)" my style! Pardon the poor quality though, it was recorded through my mobile phone. Hope you guys and girls enjoy it ya! =) All coments -good or bad- are most welcome here. However, please refrain from posting any undesirable NON-CONSTRUCTIVE criticisms. They are totally annoying things and if you people out there have got something to bitch about, get up and away from my face. We all don't need people like you around. Well, here I am again! Muacks and have a great fun day ahead! Cheers! (..less)

Allen Iverson finally shook his shadow and shook up the NBA Finals. Hounded by unheralded Tyronn Lue, Iverson scored seven of his 48 points in a one-minute span of overtime as the Philadelphia 76e (..more)

Allen Iverson finally shook his shadow and shook up the NBA Finals. Hounded by unheralded Tyronn Lue, Iverson scored seven of his 48 points in a one-minute span of overtime as the Philadelphia 76ers stunned the Los Angeles Lakers with a 107-101 victory in the opener of the NBA Finals. Iverson scored 30 points in a scintillating first half, letting everyone know that the 76ers were going to be more than another pushover for the powerful Lakers. His late flurry silenced the Staples Center and unceremoniously ended Los Angeles' run at a perfect postseason. "Anybody that bet on it, some broke people out there," Iverson said. "I'm glad nobody didn't bet their life on it 'cause they definitely would be dead right now." Instead, the Sixers -- double-digit underdogs -- are very much alive as they again displayed their heroic heart. "Our guys just try hard," Sixers coach Larry Brown said. "This is kind of unexpected but it's neat." In between Iverson outbursts, Lue stymied the NBA Most Valuable Player for nearly 20 minutes, using his quickness to prevent Iverson from even getting the ball, let alone shoot it. He had spent the last two practices impersonating Iverson (..less)

Do you hate those numbnuts who insist on driving while talking on their hand held mobile phones? Ever had a near death experience at the hands of one of these morons, while they talk a load of crap in (..more)

Do you hate those numbnuts who insist on driving while talking on their hand held mobile phones? Ever had a near death experience at the hands of one of these morons, while they talk a load of crap into that cel phone clamped under their chin? Well now you can do something about it that doesn't involve a .45 magnum. Download one of my bumper sticker .JPEG's from characteranimationin3d dot com slash bumper sticker dot html, print it up and stick it on the back of your car or bike! Maybe one of the twats will see it and cut the conversation short! Mind you, most of them are so stupid, I'd be amazed if they can read! It's about time that these pig ignorant, arrogant, annoying, vacuous, obnoxious, moronic, callous, stupid, unthinking, poxy, low I.Q., dimwits realise that they are endangering other road users lives. (..less)

The video for Fluorescent Adolescent by Arctic Monkeys. From the album "Favourite Worst Nightmare" :::LYRICS::: You used to get it in your fishnets Now you only get it in your night dress Discar (..more)

The video for Fluorescent Adolescent by Arctic Monkeys. From the album "Favourite Worst Nightmare" :::LYRICS::: You used to get it in your fishnets Now you only get it in your night dress Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness You landed in a very common crisis Everything's in order in a black hole Nothing seems as pretty as the past though That Bloody Mary's lacking her Tabasco Remember when he used to be a rascal? Oh the boys a slag The best you ever had The best you ever had Is just a memory and those dreams Not as daft as they seem Not as daft as they seem My love when you dream them up Flicking through a little book of sex tips Remember when the boys were all electric? Now when she tells she's gonna get it I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it Clinging to not getting sentimental Said she wasn't going but she went still Likes her gentlemen not to be gentle Was it a megadobber or a betting pencil? Oh the boys a slag The best you ever had [Fluorescent Adolescent lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com] The best you ever had Is just a memory and those dreams Not as daft as they seem Not as daft as they seem My love when you dre (..less)

This was on TVB on 25/03/07 morning. Rain Bi and Maggie Q are the presenters for the best producer award..? Recorded it due to boredom. No I'm not a Rain Bi fan xD Sorry about the disturbance of m (..more)

This was on TVB on 25/03/07 morning. Rain Bi and Maggie Q are the presenters for the best producer award..? Recorded it due to boredom. No I'm not a Rain Bi fan xD Sorry about the disturbance of my brother and mum's voice ^^;; My mum was trying to phone someone by her mobile phone and isn't used to her new phone so she made my brother help her. I stopped the recording cos my mum was talking on the phone...and you can obviously predict that if I carried on recording you wouldn't be able to hear over the voice of my mum talking xD (..less)

Avril Lavigne "Innocence" Album: "The Best Damn Thing" Lyrics: Waking up I see that everything is ok The first time in my life and now it's so great Slowing down I look around and I am so amazed (..more)

Avril Lavigne "Innocence" Album: "The Best Damn Thing" Lyrics: Waking up I see that everything is ok The first time in my life and now it's so great Slowing down I look around and I am so amazed I think about the little things that make life great I wouldn't change a thing about it This is the best feeling This innocence is brilliant, I hope that it will stay This moment is perfect, please don't go away, I need you now And I'll hold on to it, don't you let it pass you by I found a place so safe, not a single tear The first time in my life and now it's so clear Feel calm I belong, I'm so happy here It's so strong and now I let myself be sincere I wouldn't change a thing about it This is the best feeling This innocence is brilliant, I hope that it will stay This moment is perfect, please don't go away, I need you now And I'll hold on to it, don't you let it pass you by It's the state of bliss you think you're dreaming It's the happiness inside that you're feeling It's so beautiful it makes you wanna cry It's the state of bliss you think you're dreaming It's the happiness inside that you're feeling It's so beautiful it makes you wanna cry It's so (..less)

Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing the New CD in stores 17 April 2007 Lyrics: Got up on the wrong side of life today yeah Crashed the car and I'm gonna be really late My phone doesn't work cause i (..more)

Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing the New CD in stores 17 April 2007 Lyrics: Got up on the wrong side of life today yeah Crashed the car and I'm gonna be really late My phone doesn't work cause it's out of range Looks like it's just one of those kind of days You can't kick me down I'm already on the ground No you can't cause you couldn't catch me anyhow Blue skies but the sun isn't coming out no Today it's like I'm under a heavy cloud And I feel so alive I can't help myself, don't you realize I just wanna scream and lose control Throw my hands up and let it go Forget about everything and runaway yeah I just want to fall and lose myself Laughing so hard it hurts like hell Forget about everything and runaway yeah So So is how I'm doing if you're wondering I'm in a fight with the world but I'm winning Stay there come closer it's at your own risk Yeah you know how it is life can be a bitch But I feel so alive I can't help myself, don't you realize I just wanna scream and lose control Throw my hands up and let it go Forget about everything and runaway yeah I just want to fall and lose myself Laughing so hard it hurts like hell Forget about everyth (..less)

Teacher Pamela Rogers cell phone video that she sent to her teen friend, in total violation of her probation. I enhanced the picture and stretched out the video since the original was about 15 seconds (..more)

Teacher Pamela Rogers cell phone video that she sent to her teen friend, in total violation of her probation. I enhanced the picture and stretched out the video since the original was about 15 seconds. I also added some music since the original video was nothing but scratchy noise. The pic of the girl on the Harley is Ms. Rogers. PLEASE MAKE SURE TO VOTE FOR MY EFFORTS! Thanks. (..less)

***New version w/ better quality coming soon--no cell phone*** Bohemian Rhapsody - Solo Classical Guitar This is me playing Bohemian Rhapsody as arranged for solo guitar by Edgar Cruz. My cell p (..more)

***New version w/ better quality coming soon--no cell phone*** Bohemian Rhapsody - Solo Classical Guitar This is me playing Bohemian Rhapsody as arranged for solo guitar by Edgar Cruz. My cell phone rang about half way through the song, but I decided to keep the recording anyways. I should note that this is the first time I've played the song in quite a while. I'll do a better version, minus the cell phone ring, later. Enjoy. Bohemian Rhapsody - Guitar Arranged by Edgar Cruz Performed by Jake Poire Bohemian Rhapsody - Guitar (..less)

My first experimental film. I was out with my friend 'Richspoiltguy' and as i was lying down on this rooftop terrace at our humble Esplanade, I used my camera phone to shoot down this scene of my f (..more)

My first experimental film. I was out with my friend 'Richspoiltguy' and as i was lying down on this rooftop terrace at our humble Esplanade, I used my camera phone to shoot down this scene of my friend text messaging another person. I find that it gives a very mellow and subdued sad tone. So I came up with a storyline to fit this setting. So here it is. A very simple film about a boy who got dumped by his boyfriend, who found that he would rather lead a heterosexual lifestyle. The voiceover (done by yours truly) shows what is going on in our protagonist's head. The text apprearing on the screen is what our protagonist types on his mobile phone. I hope you enjoy it. Yours Truly, Matt Your Friendly Neighborhood Guy! (..less)

My first experimental film. I was out with my friend 'Richspoiltguy' and as i was lying down on this outdoor rooftop, I used my camera phone to shoot down this scene of my friend text messaging ano (..more)

My first experimental film. I was out with my friend 'Richspoiltguy' and as i was lying down on this outdoor rooftop, I used my camera phone to shoot down this scene of my friend text messaging another person. I find that it gives a very mellow and subdued sad tone. So I came up with a storyline to fit this setting. So here it is. A very simple film about a boy who got dumped by his boyfriend, who found that he would rather lead a heterosexual lifestyle. The voiceover (done by yours truly) shows what is going on in our protagonist's head. The text apprearing on the screen is what our protagonist types on his mobile phone. I hope you enjoy it. Yours Truly, Matt Your Friendly Neighborhood Guy! (..less)

Me playing the keyboard and singing to Call Me When You're Sober by Evanescence. Pardon the poor quality though, it was recorded through my mobile phone. Hope you guys and girls enjoy it ya! =) (..more)

Me playing the keyboard and singing to Call Me When You're Sober by Evanescence. Pardon the poor quality though, it was recorded through my mobile phone. Hope you guys and girls enjoy it ya! =) All coments -good or bad- are most welcome here. However, please refrain from posting any undesirable NON-CONSTRUCTIVE criticisms. They are totally annoying things and if you people out there have got something to bitch about, get up and away from my face. We all don't need people like you around. Well, here I am again! Muacks and have a great fun day ahead! Cheers! (..less)