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I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't han (..more)

I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't hang up it would tear me apart I love you baby, I need to know what's next Oh baby please send me a f*cking text Oh baby I have loved you since my youth I send you memories on my bluetooth I love you so much oh why can't you see? I think about you when i'm on my hands free 24/7 on the phone to your heart You can text me just for a start You can get excited when you're on your own Baby just use that vibrating ring tone Last night I felt so alone Then I heard your assigned ring tone You told me you wanted it in your slinky I got excited 'cos its oh so stinky! Oh baby the tears I can't wipe You gotta give me that dirty call on Skype I feel so lonely, where do I look? You even blank me on Facebook Beep beep beep, I can't get no sleep I blog you all night long, right until I weep You have a wet one that's oh so pretty I love even more when it gets all shitty Oh baby you are always on my mind I dream of doing you from behind I could help us out by getting s (..less)

Its My Favorite sonq...LYRIC Fergie Clumsy Live planete rap B-SECTION She can't help it. The girl can't help it. (Oh Baby) She can't help it. The girl can't help it. (Oh Baby) She can't (..more)

Its My Favorite sonq...LYRIC Fergie Clumsy Live planete rap B-SECTION She can't help it. The girl can't help it. (Oh Baby) She can't help it. The girl can't help it. (Oh Baby) She can't help it. The girl can't help it. (Oh Baby) She can't help it. VERSE 1 The first time, that I saw your eyes Boy, you looked right through me, mmm mmmm Played it cool, but I knew you knew That cupid hit me, mmm mmm CHORUS You got me trippin', stumblin', flippin', fumblin' Clumsy 'cuz I'm fallin' in love (in love) You got me slippin', tumblin', sinkin', crumblin' Clumsy 'cuz I'm fallin' in love (in love) So in love with you B-SECTION She can't help it. The girl can't help it. (Oh Baby) She can't help it. The girl can't help it. (Oh No) She can't help it. The girl can't help it. (No How) She can't help it. VERSE 2 Can't breathe, when you touch my sleeve Butterflies so crazy, mmm mmmm Whoa now? Think I'm goin' down Friends don't know what's with me, mmm mmm CHORUS You got me tripin', stumblin', flippin', fumblin' Clumsy 'cuz I'm fallin' in love (in love) You got me slippin', tumblin', sinkin', crumblin' Clumsy 'cuz I'm fallin' in love (in love) So in l (..less)

完全不好笑 - 强词夺理 林俊杰 & 黄湘怡 Stella is the art teacher. JJ is the student. Stella: Students! You can now let me see your sketches. Quickly. Stella: Student JJ. What (..more)

完全不好笑 - 强词夺理 林俊杰 & 黄湘怡 Stella is the art teacher. JJ is the student. Stella: Students! You can now let me see your sketches. Quickly. Stella: Student JJ. What did you draw? (holding blank paper) JJ: This is a cow eating grass. Stella: Cow eating grass. Where's grass? JJ: Grass... is eaten by the cow. Stella: Where's the cow? JJ: The cow... left after eating grass. Stella: You've got me this time. Another day... Stella: Class has begun! It's you again. Late huh? And you've brought this to class, what's this? Cell phone... JJ: This isn't my cell phone, it's my water canteen. Stella: Water canteen? Dare to argue... it's obviously a cell phone, it's ringing. If it's not a cell phone, how can it ring and vibrate? JJ: My water is boiling. Stella: My water is boiling... (..less)

uncensored "EeeyiyiyiyiyahtheDoggPound'sinthehou-owwse (the bomb) EeeyiyiyiyiyeahtheDoggPound'sinthehou-oww-owse Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg (the bomb) Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg (Dog) (..more)

uncensored "EeeyiyiyiyiyahtheDoggPound'sinthehou-owwse (the bomb) EeeyiyiyiyiyeahtheDoggPound'sinthehou-oww-owse Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg (the bomb) Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg (Dog) [Verse One:] From the depths of the sea, back to the block Snoop Doggy Dogg, Funky, yes but of the Doc Went solo on that ass, but it's still the same Long Beach is the spot where I served my cane Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, but don't lose your grip Nine-trizzay's the yizzear for me to fuck up shit So I ain't holdin nuttin back And motherfucker I got five on the twenty sack It's like that and as a matter of fact [rat-tat-tat-tat] Cuz I never hesitate to put a nigga on his back [Yeah, so peep out the manuscript You see that it's a must we drop gangsta shit] What's my motherfuckin name? [Chorus:] Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg (yeah yeah yeah) Snoop Doggy, Do-owww-ohhhh-oggg (the bomb) Da-duh-da-da-dah Do-do-do-do, doo-doo-doo-da-dahhh! (Dog) [Verse Two:] It's the bow to the wow, creepin and crawlin Yiggy yes y'allin, Snoop Doggy Dogg in the motherfuckin house like everyday Droppin shit with my nigga Mr Dr. Dre Like I said, niggaz can (..less)