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Do you hate those numbnuts who insist on driving while talking on their hand held mobile phones? Ever had a near death experience at the hands of one of these morons, while they talk a load of crap in (..more)

Do you hate those numbnuts who insist on driving while talking on their hand held mobile phones? Ever had a near death experience at the hands of one of these morons, while they talk a load of crap into that cel phone clamped under their chin? Well now you can do something about it that doesn't involve a .45 magnum. Download one of my bumper sticker .JPEG's from characteranimationin3d dot com slash bumper sticker dot html, print it up and stick it on the back of your car or bike! Maybe one of the twats will see it and cut the conversation short! Mind you, most of them are so stupid, I'd be amazed if they can read! It's about time that these pig ignorant, arrogant, annoying, vacuous, obnoxious, moronic, callous, stupid, unthinking, poxy, low I.Q., dimwits realise that they are endangering other road users lives. (..less)

The video for Fluorescent Adolescent by Arctic Monkeys. From the album "Favourite Worst Nightmare" :::LYRICS::: You used to get it in your fishnets Now you only get it in your night dress Discar (..more)

The video for Fluorescent Adolescent by Arctic Monkeys. From the album "Favourite Worst Nightmare" :::LYRICS::: You used to get it in your fishnets Now you only get it in your night dress Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness You landed in a very common crisis Everything's in order in a black hole Nothing seems as pretty as the past though That Bloody Mary's lacking her Tabasco Remember when he used to be a rascal? Oh the boys a slag The best you ever had The best you ever had Is just a memory and those dreams Not as daft as they seem Not as daft as they seem My love when you dream them up Flicking through a little book of sex tips Remember when the boys were all electric? Now when she tells she's gonna get it I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it Clinging to not getting sentimental Said she wasn't going but she went still Likes her gentlemen not to be gentle Was it a megadobber or a betting pencil? Oh the boys a slag The best you ever had [Fluorescent Adolescent lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com] The best you ever had Is just a memory and those dreams Not as daft as they seem Not as daft as they seem My love when you dre (..less)

Artista@Hobby Center Downtown Houston. Peruvian art exhibit. This message was sent using PIX-FLIX Messaging service from Verizon Wireless! To learn how you can snap pictures with your wireless pho (..more)

Artista@Hobby Center Downtown Houston. Peruvian art exhibit. This message was sent using PIX-FLIX Messaging service from Verizon Wireless! To learn how you can snap pictures with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.com/getitnow/getpix. To learn how you can record videos with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.com/getitnow/getflix. To play video messages sent to email, QuickTime® 6.5 or higher is required. Visit www.apple.com/quicktime/download to download the free player or upgrade your existing QuickTime® Player. Note: During the download process when asked to choose an installation type (Minimum, Recommended or Custom), select Minimum for faster download. (..less)

Avril Lavigne "Innocence" Album: "The Best Damn Thing" Lyrics: Waking up I see that everything is ok The first time in my life and now it's so great Slowing down I look around and I am so amazed (..more)

Avril Lavigne "Innocence" Album: "The Best Damn Thing" Lyrics: Waking up I see that everything is ok The first time in my life and now it's so great Slowing down I look around and I am so amazed I think about the little things that make life great I wouldn't change a thing about it This is the best feeling This innocence is brilliant, I hope that it will stay This moment is perfect, please don't go away, I need you now And I'll hold on to it, don't you let it pass you by I found a place so safe, not a single tear The first time in my life and now it's so clear Feel calm I belong, I'm so happy here It's so strong and now I let myself be sincere I wouldn't change a thing about it This is the best feeling This innocence is brilliant, I hope that it will stay This moment is perfect, please don't go away, I need you now And I'll hold on to it, don't you let it pass you by It's the state of bliss you think you're dreaming It's the happiness inside that you're feeling It's so beautiful it makes you wanna cry It's the state of bliss you think you're dreaming It's the happiness inside that you're feeling It's so beautiful it makes you wanna cry It's so (..less)

Avril Lavigne "The Best Damn Thing" Album: "The Best Damn Thing" Lyrics: Let me hear you say hey hey hey! Hey hey hey! Alright, now let me hear you say hey hey ho! Hey hey ho! I hate it (..more)

Avril Lavigne "The Best Damn Thing" Album: "The Best Damn Thing" Lyrics: Let me hear you say hey hey hey! Hey hey hey! Alright, now let me hear you say hey hey ho! Hey hey ho! I hate it when a guy doesn't get the door, even though I told him yesterday and the day before... I hate it when a guy doesn't get the tab and I have to put my money out and that looks bad! Where are the hopes? Where are the dreams? My Cinderella story scene. When do you think they'll finally see...... (Chorus) That you're not, not, not, gonna get any better, you won't, won't, won't, you won't get rid of me never, like it or not even though she's a lot like me.... We're not the same, and yeah, yeah, yeah I'm a lot to handle, if you don't know, if you don't know trouble, I'm a hell of a scandal, me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen, I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen! All right, All right, yeah... I hate it when a guy doesn't understand why a certain time of month, I don't want to hold his hand, I hate it when they go out and we stay in, and they come home smelling like their ex-girlfriends... I found my hopes, I found my dreams. My Cinde (..less)

Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing the New CD in stores 17 April 2007 Lyrics: Got up on the wrong side of life today yeah Crashed the car and I'm gonna be really late My phone doesn't work cause i (..more)

Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing the New CD in stores 17 April 2007 Lyrics: Got up on the wrong side of life today yeah Crashed the car and I'm gonna be really late My phone doesn't work cause it's out of range Looks like it's just one of those kind of days You can't kick me down I'm already on the ground No you can't cause you couldn't catch me anyhow Blue skies but the sun isn't coming out no Today it's like I'm under a heavy cloud And I feel so alive I can't help myself, don't you realize I just wanna scream and lose control Throw my hands up and let it go Forget about everything and runaway yeah I just want to fall and lose myself Laughing so hard it hurts like hell Forget about everything and runaway yeah So So is how I'm doing if you're wondering I'm in a fight with the world but I'm winning Stay there come closer it's at your own risk Yeah you know how it is life can be a bitch But I feel so alive I can't help myself, don't you realize I just wanna scream and lose control Throw my hands up and let it go Forget about everything and runaway yeah I just want to fall and lose myself Laughing so hard it hurts like hell Forget about everyth (..less)

READ BEFORE WATCHING: I KNOW THAT THE QUALITY OF THIS VIDEO SUCKS (I USED MY MOBILE PHONE) SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME OKAY!? xD I only uploaded this to my friends anyway, just being nice and letti (..more)

READ BEFORE WATCHING: I KNOW THAT THE QUALITY OF THIS VIDEO SUCKS (I USED MY MOBILE PHONE) SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME OKAY!? xD I only uploaded this to my friends anyway, just being nice and letting you watch it too ;) This song was awsome! Too bad it's so difficult to hear.. :3 (..less)

Beautiful City: At least from a distance This message was sent using PIX-FLIX Messaging service from Verizon Wireless! To learn how you can snap pictures with your wireless phone visit www.verizo (..more)

Beautiful City: At least from a distance This message was sent using PIX-FLIX Messaging service from Verizon Wireless! To learn how you can snap pictures with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.com/getitnow/getpix. To learn how you can record videos with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.com/getitnow/getflix. To play video messages sent to email, QuickTime® 6.5 or higher is required. Visit www.apple.com/quicktime/download to download the free player or upgrade your existing QuickTime® Player. Note: During the download process when asked to choose an installation type (Minimum, Recommended or Custom), select Minimum for faster download. (..less)

This mobile phone trailer was directed by me. A cool mobile trailer of one of the most popular online games. I have Bejeweled on my phone and I'd have to say that it truly lives up to it's name: add (..more)

This mobile phone trailer was directed by me. A cool mobile trailer of one of the most popular online games. I have Bejeweled on my phone and I'd have to say that it truly lives up to it's name: addiction at best! (..less)

I really like this song from Beyonce's B-Day album (iTunes Exclusive). Unfortunately she didn't make a video for this B-Day track, so I came up with my own concept. I'm showing that I not only recre (..more)

I really like this song from Beyonce's B-Day album (iTunes Exclusive). Unfortunately she didn't make a video for this B-Day track, so I came up with my own concept. I'm showing that I not only recreate, but I have my own ideas. I just hope Beyonce sees it, and I hope that you all will like it. This is one of my favorite videos so far! (..less)

Should I shave my hair off for the Body for life challenge photos? If so, should I post the video of me doing this? *This video has been uploaded via my mobile phone and will be edited later. (..more)

Should I shave my hair off for the Body for life challenge photos? If so, should I post the video of me doing this? *This video has been uploaded via my mobile phone and will be edited later. If you subscribe, you will know when I am posting videos. I usually delete these short videos. The reason is that I upload these short videos to remind myself what is going on during the day. (..less)

BibleCodesSundays, formerly known as Slainte. i'm still uploading Saw Doctors vids, but these are easier and quicker to upload lool. plus, there is only one youtube vid of these guys, and its done on (..more)

BibleCodesSundays, formerly known as Slainte. i'm still uploading Saw Doctors vids, but these are easier and quicker to upload lool. plus, there is only one youtube vid of these guys, and its done on a mobile phone. this is me doin my bit to raise publicity for biblecodesundays :P . you probably wont know them, but give them a chance lol. enjoy (..less)