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*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrass (..more)

*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrassment I endure I thought I saw an angel I was completely sure She smiled at me on the subway Turned out she was a man I didn't know until I tried to sleep with her After 8 black and tans But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bump right here I shouldn't've drank so much beer. Yeah, she had one lazy eye But I couldn't tell in that light. You should have seen the look on my face When we got home that night. And I said, "What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights?" But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright. But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bulge right here. Why did I drink so much beer? No no no no no, No no no no no no, No no no no no no! But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I sw (..less)

Wow, I've broken two million views! I am so completely speechless. Thank you guys so much for rating, commenting, posting, watching, etc! NOTE: I did not copy anyone on this idea. This was an ori (..more)

Wow, I've broken two million views! I am so completely speechless. Thank you guys so much for rating, commenting, posting, watching, etc! NOTE: I did not copy anyone on this idea. This was an original idea I had. There is only one person who had a "1, 2 Step - Hannah Montana" video up before me (but only by five days) that I didn't even see until JUST now and that was MileyCyrusFan. You can watch her video- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bqN7D152YQ . BUT STILL, I didn't even know that was there till JUST now! The people claiming I copied them? Get a life. Wow. Kay, so it's exactly one year since I made and uploaded this video. And one year, 776,896 views, 1906 comments, 1896 ratings, and 3076 times being favorited later, this is definately my most popular video. This is still one of my most favorite videos that I've made and I'm quite proud of it. Thanks for all your comments and such, I really appreciate it. And to the all the people saying this is stupid and what not, oh well. I've given up on deleting your comments, I'm not gonna do it. I have to learn to take criticismn and that's what I'm doing. And truthfully, for every comment saying this is stupid, there' (..less)

I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't han (..more)

I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't hang up it would tear me apart I love you baby, I need to know what's next Oh baby please send me a f*cking text Oh baby I have loved you since my youth I send you memories on my bluetooth I love you so much oh why can't you see? I think about you when i'm on my hands free 24/7 on the phone to your heart You can text me just for a start You can get excited when you're on your own Baby just use that vibrating ring tone Last night I felt so alone Then I heard your assigned ring tone You told me you wanted it in your slinky I got excited 'cos its oh so stinky! Oh baby the tears I can't wipe You gotta give me that dirty call on Skype I feel so lonely, where do I look? You even blank me on Facebook Beep beep beep, I can't get no sleep I blog you all night long, right until I weep You have a wet one that's oh so pretty I love even more when it gets all shitty Oh baby you are always on my mind I dream of doing you from behind I could help us out by getting s (..less)

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DO NOT JOIN Big Ticket To Wealth, EDC Gold, Passport To Wealth, Emerald, Advantage Conferences, or Coastal Vacations Until you check out http://www.ez100now.net This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless! To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.com/picture. To play video messages sent to email, QuickTime® 6.5 or higher is required. Visit www.apple.com/quicktime/download to download the free player or upgrade your existing QuickTime® Player. Note: During the download process when asked to choose an installation type (Minimum, Recommended or Custom), select Minimum for faster download. (..less)

As part of the "Turn It On Tour" (sorry, "Turn It On SELECTION OF SHOWS!") Genesis hit my local city of Manchester (England, United Kingdom UK, Great Britain) yesterday. I support Manchester United (..more)

As part of the "Turn It On Tour" (sorry, "Turn It On SELECTION OF SHOWS!") Genesis hit my local city of Manchester (England, United Kingdom UK, Great Britain) yesterday. I support Manchester United so it made it extra special for me to see my favourite band play at my favourite football team's stadium. I did not film the whole show as I wanted a bit of a dance and a sing. Plus my arm started to ache after about 10 minutes of holding the camera in the air and it also was a bit annoying to keep checking that I had a good image because I wanted to watch the show! It is not excellent quality as it was only filmed on my mobile phone (Sony K800i). This is where Phil talks to us for the first time. As well as being a really good singer, drummer and performer he demonstrates his excellent ability to interact with the crowd. Just wait until you see the AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION bit before Domino which is featured in video number 9. They then go on to play "No Son of Mine" (..less)

**** RE-UPLOADED **** Originally posted on: January 21st 2007 Thanx Youtube for featuring me a 2nd time I've always wondered why this random french expression was so famous among foreigners u (..more)

**** RE-UPLOADED **** Originally posted on: January 21st 2007 Thanx Youtube for featuring me a 2nd time I've always wondered why this random french expression was so famous among foreigners until I realized I said it at least 5 times a day (at the veeeerrryyy least). Here is my attempt at explaining it's meaning... (sorry for the lousy sound and image quality, I filmed this with my mobile phone.) (..less)

This video focuses on Cloud (it's a picture show) He's staring at his mobile phone and thinks about the past (that's why the picture comes so oft in the video, it remains past and present...) watch (..more)

This video focuses on Cloud (it's a picture show) He's staring at his mobile phone and thinks about the past (that's why the picture comes so oft in the video, it remains past and present...) watch it until it ends and tell me what you think about it. This is my very first video, so please leave a comment what I could do better next time. [THIS VIDEO IS PURELY FAN MADE! THE PICTURES BELONG TO SQUARE-ENIX' FF7: ADVENT CHILDREN AND THE MUSIC BELONG TO LINKIN PARK!!! I JUST PUT THEM TOGETHER; NO PROFIT] (..less)

http://daunischild.blogspot.com/ Nobody will understand this video. I don't, myself. But, one this is sure; I really don't blink. XD Also, these Cell Vlogs are probably temporary and are just to h (..more)

http://daunischild.blogspot.com/ Nobody will understand this video. I don't, myself. But, one this is sure; I really don't blink. XD Also, these Cell Vlogs are probably temporary and are just to hold my subscribers over until I return to my home and can get back to making my usual videos. Besides, I get bored away from home. Oh, yeah, and because I've already been asked this several times; No, I'm not wearing a full set of clothes. I hang out in my underwear. Deal with it. ~Adam "SonicAdvDX" (..less)

I made this from a couple different live performances of surfacing by slipknot. NOW AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD Here is a temporary download link until i find a better server. http://www.uploa (..more)

I made this from a couple different live performances of surfacing by slipknot. NOW AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD Here is a temporary download link until i find a better server. http://www.uploading.com/en/files/8ZK42EJZ/Slipknot___Surfacing.mpg.html (..less)

This was filmed on my mobile phone, I apologise for the pixelations! The Giant house spider (Tegenaria duellica; formerly known as T. gigantea) is a member of the genus Tegenaria and is a close rel (..more)

This was filmed on my mobile phone, I apologise for the pixelations! The Giant house spider (Tegenaria duellica; formerly known as T. gigantea) is a member of the genus Tegenaria and is a close relative of both the Domestic house spider and the infamous Hobo spider. The bite of this species does not pose a threat to humans or pets. An established population of Giant house spiders is generally considered to be a deterrent to the establishment of a Hobo spider population. Giant house spiders compete with Hobo spiders for the same resources. Male Giant house spiders will often kill Hobo spiders and won't hesitate to make a meal of one. Up until 1987, the Giant house spider held the record as the fastest spider in the world. The record has since been awarded to a species of African Sun Spiders (Solifugae), which aren't actually spiders at all. The Giant house spider is indigenous to north western Europe and the pacific northwest of North America. The webs built by the Giant house spider are flat and messy with a funnel at one end. The spider lurks in the funnel until a small invertebrate happens to get trapped in the web, at which point the spider runs out and attacks it. T (..less)

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