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Do you hate those numbnuts who insist on driving while talking on their hand held mobile phones? Ever had a near death experience at the hands of one of these morons, while they talk a load of crap in (..more)

Do you hate those numbnuts who insist on driving while talking on their hand held mobile phones? Ever had a near death experience at the hands of one of these morons, while they talk a load of crap into that cel phone clamped under their chin? Well now you can do something about it that doesn't involve a .45 magnum. Download one of my bumper sticker .JPEG's from characteranimationin3d dot com slash bumper sticker dot html, print it up and stick it on the back of your car or bike! Maybe one of the twats will see it and cut the conversation short! Mind you, most of them are so stupid, I'd be amazed if they can read! It's about time that these pig ignorant, arrogant, annoying, vacuous, obnoxious, moronic, callous, stupid, unthinking, poxy, low I.Q., dimwits realise that they are endangering other road users lives. (..less)

The video for Fluorescent Adolescent by Arctic Monkeys. From the album "Favourite Worst Nightmare" :::LYRICS::: You used to get it in your fishnets Now you only get it in your night dress Discar (..more)

The video for Fluorescent Adolescent by Arctic Monkeys. From the album "Favourite Worst Nightmare" :::LYRICS::: You used to get it in your fishnets Now you only get it in your night dress Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness You landed in a very common crisis Everything's in order in a black hole Nothing seems as pretty as the past though That Bloody Mary's lacking her Tabasco Remember when he used to be a rascal? Oh the boys a slag The best you ever had The best you ever had Is just a memory and those dreams Not as daft as they seem Not as daft as they seem My love when you dream them up Flicking through a little book of sex tips Remember when the boys were all electric? Now when she tells she's gonna get it I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it Clinging to not getting sentimental Said she wasn't going but she went still Likes her gentlemen not to be gentle Was it a megadobber or a betting pencil? Oh the boys a slag The best you ever had [Fluorescent Adolescent lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com] The best you ever had Is just a memory and those dreams Not as daft as they seem Not as daft as they seem My love when you dre (..less)

Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing the New CD in stores 17 April 2007 Lyrics: Got up on the wrong side of life today yeah Crashed the car and I'm gonna be really late My phone doesn't work cause i (..more)

Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing the New CD in stores 17 April 2007 Lyrics: Got up on the wrong side of life today yeah Crashed the car and I'm gonna be really late My phone doesn't work cause it's out of range Looks like it's just one of those kind of days You can't kick me down I'm already on the ground No you can't cause you couldn't catch me anyhow Blue skies but the sun isn't coming out no Today it's like I'm under a heavy cloud And I feel so alive I can't help myself, don't you realize I just wanna scream and lose control Throw my hands up and let it go Forget about everything and runaway yeah I just want to fall and lose myself Laughing so hard it hurts like hell Forget about everything and runaway yeah So So is how I'm doing if you're wondering I'm in a fight with the world but I'm winning Stay there come closer it's at your own risk Yeah you know how it is life can be a bitch But I feel so alive I can't help myself, don't you realize I just wanna scream and lose control Throw my hands up and let it go Forget about everything and runaway yeah I just want to fall and lose myself Laughing so hard it hurts like hell Forget about everyth (..less)

Bon Jovi - Always -------------------------------------------- This romeo is bleeding But you can't see his blood It's nothing but some feelings That this old dog kicked up It's been raining s (..more)

Bon Jovi - Always -------------------------------------------- This romeo is bleeding But you can't see his blood It's nothing but some feelings That this old dog kicked up It's been raining since you left me Now I'm drowning in the flood You see I've always been a fighter But without you I give up Now I can't sing a love song Like the way it's meant to be Well, I guess I'm not that good anymore But baby, that's just me Chorus: And I will love you, baby - Always And I'll be there forever and a day - Always I'll be there till the stars don't shine Till the heavens burst and The words don't rhyme And I know when I die, you'll be on my mind And I'll love you - Always Now your pictures that you left behind Are just memories of a different life Some that made us laugh, Some that made us cry One that made you have to say goodbye What I'd give to run my fingers through your hair To touch your lips, to hold you near When you say your prayers try to understand I've made mistakes, I'm just a man When he holds you close, When he pulls you near When he says the words You've been needing to hear I'll wish I was him 'cause those words were mine To (..less)

Bruce got Julie Pregnant! Bruce asked Julie to Marry Him Julie Said Yes.. They Got married... but told no one!!! I shot my Brothers wedding on my Mobile phone for all those who wernt there.... (..more)

Bruce got Julie Pregnant! Bruce asked Julie to Marry Him Julie Said Yes.. They Got married... but told no one!!! I shot my Brothers wedding on my Mobile phone for all those who wernt there.... (..less)

Mute Records (UK) created multiple "Mobisodes" (mobile phone video clips), to promote the 2006 "The Best Of Depeche Mode, Volume 1" release. For those of you who may not have seen these short promo (..more)

Mute Records (UK) created multiple "Mobisodes" (mobile phone video clips), to promote the 2006 "The Best Of Depeche Mode, Volume 1" release. For those of you who may not have seen these short promo clips, enjoy! If you like the song, why not check out the entire "Best Of" package, at "The Best Of Depeche Mode, Volume 1" micro-site, linked below. http://bestof.depechemode.com/ http://www.depechemode.com/ (..less)

Those days my mobile phone just pissed me off... sim card always hung up, restarts all the time... so thats me and my cousin decided to destroy it, with style :) dont be mad at me, this movie was m (..more)

Those days my mobile phone just pissed me off... sim card always hung up, restarts all the time... so thats me and my cousin decided to destroy it, with style :) dont be mad at me, this movie was made a couple years ago and i was happy i could made it that "good" ;) hf (..less)

Hannah Montana 2 - NObodys perfect Everybody Makes Mistakes, Everybody has those days, 1, 2, 3, 4! Everybody makes mistakes, Everybody has those days, Everybody knows what, I'm talking a (..more)

Hannah Montana 2 - NObodys perfect Everybody Makes Mistakes, Everybody has those days, 1, 2, 3, 4! Everybody makes mistakes, Everybody has those days, Everybody knows what, I'm talking about, Everybody gets that way (That's right!) Everybody makes mistakes, Everybody has those days, Everybody knows what, I'm talking about, Everybody gets that way [VERSE 1] Sometimes I'm in a jam, I gotta make a plan, It might be crazy, I do it anyway, No way to know for sure, I figure out a cure, I'm patching up the holes, But then it overflows, [PRE-CHORUS] If I'm not doin' too well, Why be so hard on myself? [CHORUS] Nobody's Perfect! I gotta work it! Again and again, Till I get it right, Nobody's Perfect! You live and you learn it! And if I messed it up sometimes, Nobody's Perfect, [VERSE 2] Sometimes I work a scheme, But then it flips on me (Uh-huh), Doesn't turn out how I planned, Gets stuck in quicksand, The problem can be solved, Once I get involved, I try to be delicate, Then crash right into it, [PRE-CHORUS] But my intentions are good, (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah) Sometimes just misunderstood, [CHORUS] Nobody's Perfect! I got (..less)

MY INVENTION THAT REVOLUTIONISES iPhone MOBILE PHONES CELL PHONES PDA'S PSP, DS ETC This is the beginning of "MOBILE 2.0" © . U CAN CHARGE WITHOUT WIRES/CABLES ANYWHERE, MAKES THEM MORE USEFULL, CHEA (..more)

MY INVENTION THAT REVOLUTIONISES iPhone MOBILE PHONES CELL PHONES PDA'S PSP, DS ETC This is the beginning of "MOBILE 2.0" © . U CAN CHARGE WITHOUT WIRES/CABLES ANYWHERE, MAKES THEM MORE USEFULL, CHEAPER, MORE ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY,OBVIATES THE NEED FOR SEPERATE USB DRIVES AND MANY OTHER ADVANTAGES. THIS IS THE SHORT CLIP LONGER CLIPS WILL BE UPLOADED, GET YOURS TODAY!!! [1] U can charge from any USB port [2] This standardization also means that you only one type of charger for almost all mobile devices This has a huge environment and cost saving, consider; You don't need pay for making packaging and transport all those mobile chargers with every new film, consider the cost to you in money and the environment of a Billion mobile chargers alone per year. We need to have our mobile phone manufactures standardize. If you need a charger you can buy it separately then use it for as many phones as you ever have. (this wont cost more because your mobile phone will be cheaper). You don't need a charger for every new mobile phone, use the one for your previous USBM phone one, or your computer. [3] You don't need a second charger fro traveling overseas or at work or th (..less)

Here is another replacement for a lost clip. I hope I learn enough Dutch so that I don't take any chance on doing this again! As I recall, this translation is from Sarina. (fogive me I am OLD!) As A (..more)

Here is another replacement for a lost clip. I hope I learn enough Dutch so that I don't take any chance on doing this again! As I recall, this translation is from Sarina. (fogive me I am OLD!) As Always, if you would like a Complete text file copy of the translation for this song (or any other done for me),or would like to help translate other KVK songs, Please Contact me. Here are the Basic English Only Lyrics Mijn Mobiel/My Cell Phone I'm sulking/pouting? very often About the teacher's story All that bla bla bla bla bla Which he will repeat 36 times Let me tell you something Let me hang on the phone Enjoyable bla bla bla bla Without having to spell it all out Give me a cell phone Nicely chatting, texting All those letters on the screen In a language that never bores Give me a cell phone I'm melting with joy When I push the buttons Push push push push push! All my boy and girl friends Are crazy about lovely lines Wonderfull bla bla bla bla bla What would I do without my cell phone? I really can't do without it The thing is a miracle yes, no, bla bla bla bla Such a satelite conversation is special everytime Give me a cell phone Nicel (..less)

Heres my 2nd Crash compilation. I believe its better than my 1st by a long shot. I Synced the music with the video perfectly in Windows Movie Maker but when it played in Windows Media Player, every (..more)

Heres my 2nd Crash compilation. I believe its better than my 1st by a long shot. I Synced the music with the video perfectly in Windows Movie Maker but when it played in Windows Media Player, everything sorta went weird. It gets pretty off in the video. I tried my best to make it work, but im out of ideas. Anybody who knows how to fix this problem please tell me. Also, this compilation is nothing like AdamSC3's or Wwetnaecw's. They still own those trophys. Anyway, aside from the music syncing problem, i think yall will like this. Music: Molly Hatchett- Flirtin' With Disaster (..less)

The second video in the series. My friend sent this to me to prove once and for all that this is a fake. Apparently, the guy who made it is one of those bored, unemployed designer/artist types. It (..more)

The second video in the series. My friend sent this to me to prove once and for all that this is a fake. Apparently, the guy who made it is one of those bored, unemployed designer/artist types. It was fun while it lasted...the guy even said he never meant for it to leave his circle of friends. I guess I screwed that up. Oh well. (..less)

For those arguing over what the G stands for I made this video before TR spoke about the song & what it stood for... just fyi German Interview: Capital G scheint aber schon ziemlich deutlich a (..more)

For those arguing over what the G stands for I made this video before TR spoke about the song & what it stood for... just fyi German Interview: Capital G scheint aber schon ziemlich deutlich auf George W. zugeschnitten zu sein, oder? or roughly, "Capital G is about George W., right?" Trent responds: "Capital G." bedeutet "Greed". or "Capital G" refers to "Greed" (but he does go on to say that it can be applied to Bush, or whomever you feel appropriate.) ---------------- Year Zero: Capital G .. my first attempt at a music video...splicing live nin performances from 2006, year zero imagery and pictures Like the song? Support Trent & buy Year Zero. (..less)

I was bored one day during my travel to Spain for a gala and i did this video on my mobile phone.Only Pirouettes was kind of boring so i decided to make a special end :))) and for those horny guys who (..more)

I was bored one day during my travel to Spain for a gala and i did this video on my mobile phone.Only Pirouettes was kind of boring so i decided to make a special end :))) and for those horny guys who will subscribe to that video i have to make you sad....i'm not gay ;)) enjoy , see ya (..less)

these are from my phone that i do not remember taking. they are random/hilarious/point to problems. here they are uncut unedited shitty quality. the first is saying bye to some montrael greeks. (..more)

these are from my phone that i do not remember taking. they are random/hilarious/point to problems. here they are uncut unedited shitty quality. the first is saying bye to some montrael greeks. the second is burning something, dont remember. the third is drinking absinthe to the brain. the fourth is pouring absinthe. the fifth is pretending to dj using those italian biscot waffle things. they are yummy. the song is ligaya (i know again, but i love it) - yoji biomehanika mix - love it and i am posting it right after this. enjoy both these random crazy moments in my life and great trance music (..less)

Weston Super Mare Video Blogger Zara Lockwood : that floaty vodafone advert UK pay as you go one, aliens missus is tearful as her space traveller spaceman goes off with the suitcase again, but then he (..more)

Weston Super Mare Video Blogger Zara Lockwood : that floaty vodafone advert UK pay as you go one, aliens missus is tearful as her space traveller spaceman goes off with the suitcase again, but then he gives her a phone and everything is fixed bit like the 7up one - but in space. This spoof is designed as a professional artists worst nightmare i.e imagine the sinario if they had a brain meltdown and forgot how to make them snazzy adverts - and they had a deadline for 6am and this was all they could think of at 3am! - I also think I want one of those Internet mobile phones they are advertising at the moment aswell - where you can watch youtube and myspace videos as I think my niece would find these little green aliens funny via her phone too. (..less)

http://artedelcelular.blogspot.com for more information. Hey there, my w810i got some new flash menu animations, many thanks to the topsony forums members who helped me in flashing my mobile, hope (..more)

http://artedelcelular.blogspot.com for more information. Hey there, my w810i got some new flash menu animations, many thanks to the topsony forums members who helped me in flashing my mobile, hope you like it! There are so many people asking how and where did i get those themes, here are some tips: 1.Your mobile must have the flash-lite enabled, if you put the original themes like orbit and equalizer and they work you should not have any problems in putting those new flash menus. If you are not able to see those original themes that comes with the mobile, you should reflash your phone and the easiest way is to buy a log from wotanserver.com and flash your mobile. 2.Go to the forums.se-nse.net forums and download the latest version of phone-xs software, this soft will upload the swf files required to show the new themes, without those swf files you;ll see the new themes like the other regular ones. It will take between 10 minutes up to 10 hours (like me...) EDIT: Now you can use Far Manager software to upload the required swf files, download the latest version and also the last version of its SEFP plug in required to access to your phone's file system. 3.After uplo (..less)