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*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrass (..more)

*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrassment I endure I thought I saw an angel I was completely sure She smiled at me on the subway Turned out she was a man I didn't know until I tried to sleep with her After 8 black and tans But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bump right here I shouldn't've drank so much beer. Yeah, she had one lazy eye But I couldn't tell in that light. You should have seen the look on my face When we got home that night. And I said, "What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights?" But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright. But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bulge right here. Why did I drink so much beer? No no no no no, No no no no no no, No no no no no no! But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I sw (..less)

I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't han (..more)

I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't hang up it would tear me apart I love you baby, I need to know what's next Oh baby please send me a f*cking text Oh baby I have loved you since my youth I send you memories on my bluetooth I love you so much oh why can't you see? I think about you when i'm on my hands free 24/7 on the phone to your heart You can text me just for a start You can get excited when you're on your own Baby just use that vibrating ring tone Last night I felt so alone Then I heard your assigned ring tone You told me you wanted it in your slinky I got excited 'cos its oh so stinky! Oh baby the tears I can't wipe You gotta give me that dirty call on Skype I feel so lonely, where do I look? You even blank me on Facebook Beep beep beep, I can't get no sleep I blog you all night long, right until I weep You have a wet one that's oh so pretty I love even more when it gets all shitty Oh baby you are always on my mind I dream of doing you from behind I could help us out by getting s (..less)

AC/DC - T.N.T (Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi) See me ride out of the sunset On your colour TV screen Out for all that I can get If you know what I mean Women to (..more)

AC/DC - T.N.T (Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi) See me ride out of the sunset On your colour TV screen Out for all that I can get If you know what I mean Women to the left of me And women to the right Ain't got no gun Ain't got no knife Don't you start no fight 'Cause I'm T.N.T., I'm dynamite (T.N.T.) and I'll win the fight (T.N.T.) I'm a power load (T.N.T.) watch me explode I'm dirty, mean and mighty unclean I'm a wanted man Public enemy number one Understand So lock up your daughter Lock up your wife Lock up your back door And run for your life The man is back in town So don't you mess me 'round 'Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite (T.N.T.) and I'll win the fight (T.N.T.) I'm a power load (T.N.T.) watch me explode T.N.T., (oi, oi, oi) T.N.T., (oi, oi, oi) T.N.T., (oi, oi, oi) T.N.T., (oi, oi, oi) T.N.T., (oi, oi, oi) , I'm dynamite (T.N.T., oi, oi, oi), and I'll win the fight, (T.N.T., oi, oi, oi), I'm a power load (T.N.T.), watch me explode! (..less)

Allen Iverson finally shook his shadow and shook up the NBA Finals. Hounded by unheralded Tyronn Lue, Iverson scored seven of his 48 points in a one-minute span of overtime as the Philadelphia 76e (..more)

Allen Iverson finally shook his shadow and shook up the NBA Finals. Hounded by unheralded Tyronn Lue, Iverson scored seven of his 48 points in a one-minute span of overtime as the Philadelphia 76ers stunned the Los Angeles Lakers with a 107-101 victory in the opener of the NBA Finals. Iverson scored 30 points in a scintillating first half, letting everyone know that the 76ers were going to be more than another pushover for the powerful Lakers. His late flurry silenced the Staples Center and unceremoniously ended Los Angeles' run at a perfect postseason. "Anybody that bet on it, some broke people out there," Iverson said. "I'm glad nobody didn't bet their life on it 'cause they definitely would be dead right now." Instead, the Sixers -- double-digit underdogs -- are very much alive as they again displayed their heroic heart. "Our guys just try hard," Sixers coach Larry Brown said. "This is kind of unexpected but it's neat." In between Iverson outbursts, Lue stymied the NBA Most Valuable Player for nearly 20 minutes, using his quickness to prevent Iverson from even getting the ball, let alone shoot it. He had spent the last two practices impersonating Iverson (..less)

Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing the New CD in stores 17 April 2007 Lyrics: Uh oh uh oh When you're around I don't know what to do I do not think that I can wait To go over and to talk to you (..more)

Avril Lavigne The Best Damn Thing the New CD in stores 17 April 2007 Lyrics: Uh oh uh oh When you're around I don't know what to do I do not think that I can wait To go over and to talk to you I do not know what I should say And I walk out in silence That's when I start to realize What you bring to my life Damn this guy can make me cry CHORUS: It's so contagious I cannot get it out of my mind It's so outrageous You make me feel so high All the time They all say that you're not good for me But I'm too close to turn around I'll show them they don't know anything I think I've got you figured out So I walk out in silence That's when I start to realize What you bring to my life Damn this guy can make me smile CHORUS I will give you everything I will treat you right If you just give me a chance I can prove I'm right CHORUS x 2 All the time Avril Lavigne (..less)

Starting from a 'no bicycle parking here' sign ( I took this while riding) down along the southern end of Kyoto's Terra Machi Street showing how bicycles are a truly integral part of Kyoto's transpor (..more)

Starting from a 'no bicycle parking here' sign ( I took this while riding) down along the southern end of Kyoto's Terra Machi Street showing how bicycles are a truly integral part of Kyoto's transport infrastructure. (..less)

Hello Been playing for nearly 2 years and this catchy rock tune is one of the reasons why I decided to start guitar. It was my roommate, Evan, from first year that first showed me the pros do this on (..more)

Hello Been playing for nearly 2 years and this catchy rock tune is one of the reasons why I decided to start guitar. It was my roommate, Evan, from first year that first showed me the pros do this one. =) Sry for the mistakes =/ ps: I usually don't curl up my mouth like that =) (..less)

My son Isaiah thought it was funny when his little brother Tristan danced so.....Isaiah put music on his cell phone and stuck it in Tristan's diaper...............Tristan started dancing............Is (..more)

My son Isaiah thought it was funny when his little brother Tristan danced so.....Isaiah put music on his cell phone and stuck it in Tristan's diaper...............Tristan started dancing............Isaiah decided to take his phone back and ...... (..less)

Statement from friends: "THE BEST MOBILE PHONE VIDEO GAME TRAILER EVER!" Question: How can you make a trailer of a mobile phone game using nothing but in-game graphics? A mobile phone is so small, t (..more)

Statement from friends: "THE BEST MOBILE PHONE VIDEO GAME TRAILER EVER!" Question: How can you make a trailer of a mobile phone game using nothing but in-game graphics? A mobile phone is so small, the graphics are no way as good as a Playstation 2 or Xbox so can you do it without using LIVE actors or anything of that sort? What is the best way to approach making a in-game trailer of a game that can run at most 15fps on a 176x220 screen? How can you make something that people normally wouldn't care about appear completely amazing? That was the challenge and I believe that I have delivered with the creation of this trailer. If you're wondering how come you're seeing a few mobile phone game trailers of late then let me honestly tell you that it was in response to this trailer. Yes, THIS trailer was the one that kickstarted all other mobile phone in-game trailers. Enjoy! And in case you were wondering, "yes", this trailer is official, its for real and I've made everything; excluding the Id Software intro. Also, click on my nickname to see my other videos. Lastly, if you want to see more on this game then please go to www.doomrpgmobile.com (..less)

A wonderful combination of the wisdom of Abraham channeled through Esther Hicks and a touch of inspirational magic from Hay House founder, publisher and Author, Louise L Hay. Louise's words come fr (..more)

A wonderful combination of the wisdom of Abraham channeled through Esther Hicks and a touch of inspirational magic from Hay House founder, publisher and Author, Louise L Hay. Louise's words come from her Special 80th Birthday Radio Show in which she was asked to close the show with some words of wisdom... "Groove in the vastness of it all and allow life to float things towards you. All you have to do is breathe, relax, enjoy life, love yourself, be grateful and multitudes of goodies will come your way. And so it is!" I have the audio of this video as a ring tone on my mobile phone and also as my morning Alarm Call. Much better to be woken up by Esther, Abraham and Louise than a persistant buzzing alarm clock - and great words to start another day of co-creation. Louise L. Hay is a metaphysical lecturer and teacher, and the bestselling author of many books, including "You Can Heal Your Life" and "You Can Do It". Her works have been translated into 25 different languages in 33 countries throughout the world. Louise's Website http://www.louisehay.com Hay House Website http://www.hayhouse.com Abraham-Hicks acclaimed website can be found here: http://www.abraham- (..less)

As part of the "Turn It On Tour" 2007 (sorry, "Turn It On SELECTION OF SHOWS!") Genesis hit my local city of Manchester (England, United Kingdom UK, Great Britain) yesterday. I support Manchester U (..more)

As part of the "Turn It On Tour" 2007 (sorry, "Turn It On SELECTION OF SHOWS!") Genesis hit my local city of Manchester (England, United Kingdom UK, Great Britain) yesterday. I support Manchester United so it made it extra special for me to see my favourite band play at my favourite football team's stadium. I did not film the whole show as I wanted a bit of a dance and a sing. Plus my arm started to ache after about 10 minutes of holding the camera in the air and it also was a bit annoying to keep checking that I had a good image because I wanted to watch the show! It is not excellent quality as it was only filmed on my mobile phone (Sony K800i). This is the start with a medley from the Duke album from 1980. "Behind the Lines" followed by "Duke's Ending" followed by "Turn it On Again". Some people like the medleys, some don't. I love them! (..less)

As part of the "Turn It On Tour" (sorry, "Turn It On SELECTION OF SHOWS!") Genesis hit my local city of Manchester (England, United Kingdom UK, Great Britain) yesterday. I support Manchester United (..more)

As part of the "Turn It On Tour" (sorry, "Turn It On SELECTION OF SHOWS!") Genesis hit my local city of Manchester (England, United Kingdom UK, Great Britain) yesterday. I support Manchester United so it made it extra special for me to see my favourite band play at my favourite football team's stadium. I did not film the whole show as I wanted a bit of a dance and a sing. Plus my arm started to ache after about 10 minutes of holding the camera in the air and it also was a bit annoying to keep checking that I had a good image because I wanted to watch the show! It is not excellent quality as it was only filmed on my mobile phone (Sony K800i). This is where Phil talks to us for the first time. As well as being a really good singer, drummer and performer he demonstrates his excellent ability to interact with the crowd. Just wait until you see the AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION bit before Domino which is featured in video number 9. They then go on to play "No Son of Mine" (..less)

Genesis hit my local city of Manchester (England, United Kingdom UK, Great Britain) yesterday. I support Manchester United so it made it extra special for me to see my favourite band play at my fav (..more)

Genesis hit my local city of Manchester (England, United Kingdom UK, Great Britain) yesterday. I support Manchester United so it made it extra special for me to see my favourite band play at my favourite football team's stadium. I did not film the whole show as I wanted a bit of a dance and a sing. Plus my arm started to ache after about 10 minutes of holding the camera in the air and it also was a bit annoying to keep checking that I had a good image because I wanted to watch the show! It is not excellent quality as it was only filmed on my mobile phone (Sony K800i). This one features another medley of "In The Cage", "Cinema Show", "Duke's Travels" and "Afterglow". I unfortunately didn't get the last part of Afterglow as my mate phoned me and the video stopped. (..less)

Genesis hit my local city of Manchester (England, United Kingdom UK, Great Britain) yesterday. I support Manchester United so it made it extra special for me to see my favourite band play at my fav (..more)

Genesis hit my local city of Manchester (England, United Kingdom UK, Great Britain) yesterday. I support Manchester United so it made it extra special for me to see my favourite band play at my favourite football team's stadium. I did not film the whole show as I wanted a bit of a dance and a sing. Plus my arm started to ache after about 10 minutes of holding the camera in the air and it also was a bit annoying to keep checking that I had a good image because I wanted to watch the show! It is not excellent quality as it was only filmed on my mobile phone (Sony K800i). This one features "Second Home By The Sea" and "Follow You Follow Me". (..less)

As part of the "Turn It On Tour" (sorry, "Turn It On SELECTION OF SHOWS!") Genesis hit my local city of Manchester (England, United Kingdom UK, Great Britain) yesterday. I support Manchester United (..more)

As part of the "Turn It On Tour" (sorry, "Turn It On SELECTION OF SHOWS!") Genesis hit my local city of Manchester (England, United Kingdom UK, Great Britain) yesterday. I support Manchester United so it made it extra special for me to see my favourite band play at my favourite football team's stadium. I did not film the whole show as I wanted a bit of a dance and a sing. Plus my arm started to ache after about 10 minutes of holding the camera in the air and it also was a bit annoying to keep checking that I had a good image because I wanted to watch the show! It is not excellent quality as it was only filmed on my mobile phone (Sony K800i). This one features the medley of "Firth of Fifth" (with Daryl Stuermer doing his excellent guitar solo) and "I Know What I Like (In your Wardrobe)". (..less)

As part of the "Turn It On Tour" (sorry, "Turn It On SELECTION OF SHOWS!") Genesis hit my local city of Manchester (England, United Kingdom UK, Great Britain) yesterday. I support Manchester United (..more)

As part of the "Turn It On Tour" (sorry, "Turn It On SELECTION OF SHOWS!") Genesis hit my local city of Manchester (England, United Kingdom UK, Great Britain) yesterday. I support Manchester United so it made it extra special for me to see my favourite band play at my favourite football team's stadium. I did not film the whole show as I wanted a bit of a dance and a sing. Plus my arm started to ache after about 10 minutes of holding the camera in the air and it also was a bit annoying to keep checking that I had a good image because I wanted to watch the show! It is not excellent quality as it was only filmed on my mobile phone (Sony K800i). This one features more of "I Know What I Like" with Phil interacting with the crowd again. "Mama" follows it. (..less)