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Something appears and it disappears in low to the left when 7 seconds have passed by the recording with my mobile phone while I am taking back the imperial garden to Vienna. A ghost, an ufo or a simp (..more)

Something appears and it disappears in low to the left when 7 seconds have passed by the recording with my mobile phone while I am taking back the imperial garden to Vienna. A ghost, an ufo or a simple camera effect? Somebody Know? (..less)

Nelly Furtado's "All Good Things (Come To An End)" my style! Pardon the poor quality though, it was recorded through my mobile phone. Hope you guys and girls enjoy it ya! =) All coments -good or ba (..more)

Nelly Furtado's "All Good Things (Come To An End)" my style! Pardon the poor quality though, it was recorded through my mobile phone. Hope you guys and girls enjoy it ya! =) All coments -good or bad- are most welcome here. However, please refrain from posting any undesirable NON-CONSTRUCTIVE criticisms. They are totally annoying things and if you people out there have got something to bitch about, get up and away from my face. We all don't need people like you around. Well, here I am again! Muacks and have a great fun day ahead! Cheers! (..less)

Do you hate those numbnuts who insist on driving while talking on their hand held mobile phones? Ever had a near death experience at the hands of one of these morons, while they talk a load of crap in (..more)

Do you hate those numbnuts who insist on driving while talking on their hand held mobile phones? Ever had a near death experience at the hands of one of these morons, while they talk a load of crap into that cel phone clamped under their chin? Well now you can do something about it that doesn't involve a .45 magnum. Download one of my bumper sticker .JPEG's from characteranimationin3d dot com slash bumper sticker dot html, print it up and stick it on the back of your car or bike! Maybe one of the twats will see it and cut the conversation short! Mind you, most of them are so stupid, I'd be amazed if they can read! It's about time that these pig ignorant, arrogant, annoying, vacuous, obnoxious, moronic, callous, stupid, unthinking, poxy, low I.Q., dimwits realise that they are endangering other road users lives. (..less)

Me playing the keyboard and singing to Call Me When You're Sober by Evanescence. Pardon the poor quality though, it was recorded through my mobile phone. Hope you guys and girls enjoy it ya! =) (..more)

Me playing the keyboard and singing to Call Me When You're Sober by Evanescence. Pardon the poor quality though, it was recorded through my mobile phone. Hope you guys and girls enjoy it ya! =) All coments -good or bad- are most welcome here. However, please refrain from posting any undesirable NON-CONSTRUCTIVE criticisms. They are totally annoying things and if you people out there have got something to bitch about, get up and away from my face. We all don't need people like you around. Well, here I am again! Muacks and have a great fun day ahead! Cheers! (..less)

Statement from friends: "THE BEST MOBILE PHONE VIDEO GAME TRAILER EVER!" Question: How can you make a trailer of a mobile phone game using nothing but in-game graphics? A mobile phone is so small, t (..more)

Statement from friends: "THE BEST MOBILE PHONE VIDEO GAME TRAILER EVER!" Question: How can you make a trailer of a mobile phone game using nothing but in-game graphics? A mobile phone is so small, the graphics are no way as good as a Playstation 2 or Xbox so can you do it without using LIVE actors or anything of that sort? What is the best way to approach making a in-game trailer of a game that can run at most 15fps on a 176x220 screen? How can you make something that people normally wouldn't care about appear completely amazing? That was the challenge and I believe that I have delivered with the creation of this trailer. If you're wondering how come you're seeing a few mobile phone game trailers of late then let me honestly tell you that it was in response to this trailer. Yes, THIS trailer was the one that kickstarted all other mobile phone in-game trailers. Enjoy! And in case you were wondering, "yes", this trailer is official, its for real and I've made everything; excluding the Id Software intro. Also, click on my nickname to see my other videos. Lastly, if you want to see more on this game then please go to www.doomrpgmobile.com (..less)

Where you off to with that head of yours Is there somewhere you should be Was it something that I said the time I held you down And told you it's not you, it's only me, baby Don't what I don't m (..more)

Where you off to with that head of yours Is there somewhere you should be Was it something that I said the time I held you down And told you it's not you, it's only me, baby Don't what I don't mean (Give me back my piece of mind) Don't say what I don't mean (Give me back my precious time) No way you'll silence me You'll see What you up to now your mirrors gone Is there someone you should be Did you think I was just fooling 'round with you But honestly(x3) Don't what I don't mean (Give me back my piece of mind) Don't say what I don't mean (Give me back my precious time) No way you'll silence me (Give me back my piece of mind) Nowhere to hide from me You'll see Enter not I thank the stars As I count my lucky scars For everything you've given me And all the words I gave to you Something borrowed something blue If you want them back I'll give it to you Give it to you(x6) I'll give it to you(x2) Give it to you(x2) I'll give it to you(x2) Give it to you(x2) I'll give it to you (..less)

enjoy. thats right we sign our cards and letters B.F.F you've got a million ways to make me laugh (yeah) you're looking out for me you've got my back so good to have you around you know the s (..more)

enjoy. thats right we sign our cards and letters B.F.F you've got a million ways to make me laugh (yeah) you're looking out for me you've got my back so good to have you around you know the secrets I could never tell and when i'm quiet you break through my sheeeell don't feel the need to do a rebel yell cuz you keep my feet on the ground you're a true friend you're here till the end you pull me aside when something ain't right talk with me now and into the night till' it's alright again you're a true friend you don't get angry when I change the plans some how you're never out of second chances you don't say "I told you" when i'm wrong again i'm so lucky that i found... a true friend you're here till the end (till the end) you pull me aside when something ain't right talk with me now and into the night till' it's alright again true friends will go to the ends of the earth till they find the things you need friends hang on to the ups and the downs cuz they got someone to believe in a true friend you're here till the end you pull me aside when something ain't right talk with me now and into the night no need to pretend a true friend (..less)

Hannah Montana - nobody's perfect Ok, Something have driven me crazy lately, it's argueing about Miley lypsync or not, well, HERE'S THE TRUTH; In music video's all stars Lypsync, Miley as Miley or (..more)

Hannah Montana - nobody's perfect Ok, Something have driven me crazy lately, it's argueing about Miley lypsync or not, well, HERE'S THE TRUTH; In music video's all stars Lypsync, Miley as Miley or Miley as Hannah Doesn't lypsync at concert's and stuff. In this video, they turned her mic on when she did the talking part, if you listen closely to this talking version, and the album version, you hear that the album version of her talking is slower! Though i'd just clear some things up. (..less)

the 6th (and probably last...for a while) Dave interpretation sees our hero going all out to insult "maggots" and their stupid gay nu-metal savoirs. I'll tel you something for free though, I'd rath (..more)

the 6th (and probably last...for a while) Dave interpretation sees our hero going all out to insult "maggots" and their stupid gay nu-metal savoirs. I'll tel you something for free though, I'd rather listen to Shitknot than trivium. I am certain I have finally topped the trivium Video. UPDATE: also be sure to watch the 2 video responses. They're funnier than the whole video itself...stupid retard kids. (..less)

Here is another replacement for a lost clip. I hope I learn enough Dutch so that I don't take any chance on doing this again! As I recall, this translation is from Sarina. (fogive me I am OLD!) As A (..more)

Here is another replacement for a lost clip. I hope I learn enough Dutch so that I don't take any chance on doing this again! As I recall, this translation is from Sarina. (fogive me I am OLD!) As Always, if you would like a Complete text file copy of the translation for this song (or any other done for me),or would like to help translate other KVK songs, Please Contact me. Here are the Basic English Only Lyrics Mijn Mobiel/My Cell Phone I'm sulking/pouting? very often About the teacher's story All that bla bla bla bla bla Which he will repeat 36 times Let me tell you something Let me hang on the phone Enjoyable bla bla bla bla Without having to spell it all out Give me a cell phone Nicely chatting, texting All those letters on the screen In a language that never bores Give me a cell phone I'm melting with joy When I push the buttons Push push push push push! All my boy and girl friends Are crazy about lovely lines Wonderfull bla bla bla bla bla What would I do without my cell phone? I really can't do without it The thing is a miracle yes, no, bla bla bla bla Such a satelite conversation is special everytime Give me a cell phone Nicel (..less)

Me singing and playing my keyboard Evanescence's "Lithium" MY STYLE! My apologies for the poor sound quality though. Ain't recorded it in a studio but at home with my mobile phone. *bleahz!* Hahaa! (..more)

Me singing and playing my keyboard Evanescence's "Lithium" MY STYLE! My apologies for the poor sound quality though. Ain't recorded it in a studio but at home with my mobile phone. *bleahz!* Hahaa! All coments -good or bad- are most welcome here. However, please refrain from posting any undesirable NON-CONSTRUCTIVE criticisms. They are totally annoying things and if you people out there have got something to bitch about, get up and away from my face. We all don't need people like you around. Well, here I am again! Muacks and have a great fun day ahead! Cheers! Yours Truly, Matt (..less)

Me singing and playing my keyboard to a composition of my own! My apologies for the poor sound quality though. Ain't recorded it in a studio but at home with my mobile phone. *bleahz!* Hahaa! All c (..more)

Me singing and playing my keyboard to a composition of my own! My apologies for the poor sound quality though. Ain't recorded it in a studio but at home with my mobile phone. *bleahz!* Hahaa! All coments -good or bad- are most welcome here. However, please refrain from posting any undesirable NON-CONSTRUCTIVE criticisms. They are totally annoying things and if you people out there have got something to bitch about, get up and away from my face. We all don't need people like you around. ============================== My Vow I was blind and I was all alone But you took my hand and lifted my loneliness And I...Finally see your light I may not be what you look for in a guy But I will make this last for such a long long time So trust me...I will be steadfast... And you will see a different side of me One who will hold you tight To love and to cherish Each and every part of you, my boy. ============================== (..less)

Me singing and playing my keyboard Linkin Park's "NUMB" MY STYLE! My apologies for the poor sound quality though. Ain't recorded it in a studio but at home with my mobile phone. *bleahz!* Hahaa! Al (..more)

Me singing and playing my keyboard Linkin Park's "NUMB" MY STYLE! My apologies for the poor sound quality though. Ain't recorded it in a studio but at home with my mobile phone. *bleahz!* Hahaa! All coments -good or bad- are most welcome here. However, please refrain from posting any undesirable NON-CONSTRUCTIVE criticisms. They are totally annoying things and if you people out there have got something to bitch about, get up and away from my face. We all don't need people like you around. Well, here I am again! Muacks and have a great fun day ahead! Cheers! (..less)

these are from my phone that i do not remember taking. they are random/hilarious/point to problems. here they are uncut unedited shitty quality. the first is saying bye to some montrael greeks. (..more)

these are from my phone that i do not remember taking. they are random/hilarious/point to problems. here they are uncut unedited shitty quality. the first is saying bye to some montrael greeks. the second is burning something, dont remember. the third is drinking absinthe to the brain. the fourth is pouring absinthe. the fifth is pretending to dj using those italian biscot waffle things. they are yummy. the song is ligaya (i know again, but i love it) - yoji biomehanika mix - love it and i am posting it right after this. enjoy both these random crazy moments in my life and great trance music (..less)

My Spanish father is visiting the Netherlands for 2 weeks, and you can look at the fun Saturday, with complete randomness we had. I know, it is agony without my camcorder still, but something is be (..more)

My Spanish father is visiting the Netherlands for 2 weeks, and you can look at the fun Saturday, with complete randomness we had. I know, it is agony without my camcorder still, but something is better than nothing, and I trusted my mobile phone to record the castle tour and many bizarre family moments. If you're a fan of scenic roads and Spanish sing-along-songs, you should take the blockiness like a tough hombre, and watch! The dialogues are awesome! In the end you see why it was my lucky day... ;) (Juan's YouTube video #090) (..less)

uncensored/alternate version "With so much drama in the l-b-c Its kinda hard bein snoop d-o-double-g But i, somehow, some way Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day May i, kick (..more)

uncensored/alternate version "With so much drama in the l-b-c Its kinda hard bein snoop d-o-double-g But i, somehow, some way Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day May i, kick a little something for the gs (yeah) And, make a few ends as (yeah!) I breeze, through Two in the mornin and the partys still jumpin Cause my momma aint home I got bitches in the living room gettin it on And, they aint leavin til six in the mornin (six in the mornin) So what you wanna do, sheeeit I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too So turn off the lights and close the doors But (but what) we dont love them hoes, yeah! So we gonna smoke a ounce to this Gs up, hoes down, while you motherfuckers bounce to this Chorus: repeat 2x Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice Laid back [with my mind on my money and my money on my mind] Verse two: Now, that, I got me some seagrams gin Everybody got they cups, but they aint chipped in Now this types of shit, happens all the time You got to get yours but fool I gotta get mine Everything is fine when you listenin to the d-o-g I got the cultivating music that be captivating he Who li (..less)