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The video for Fluorescent Adolescent by Arctic Monkeys. From the album "Favourite Worst Nightmare" :::LYRICS::: You used to get it in your fishnets Now you only get it in your night dress Discar (..more)

The video for Fluorescent Adolescent by Arctic Monkeys. From the album "Favourite Worst Nightmare" :::LYRICS::: You used to get it in your fishnets Now you only get it in your night dress Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness You landed in a very common crisis Everything's in order in a black hole Nothing seems as pretty as the past though That Bloody Mary's lacking her Tabasco Remember when he used to be a rascal? Oh the boys a slag The best you ever had The best you ever had Is just a memory and those dreams Not as daft as they seem Not as daft as they seem My love when you dream them up Flicking through a little book of sex tips Remember when the boys were all electric? Now when she tells she's gonna get it I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it Clinging to not getting sentimental Said she wasn't going but she went still Likes her gentlemen not to be gentle Was it a megadobber or a betting pencil? Oh the boys a slag The best you ever had [Fluorescent Adolescent lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com] The best you ever had Is just a memory and those dreams Not as daft as they seem Not as daft as they seem My love when you dre (..less)

London's roads are a nightmare - riding a motorbike is the only way to travel. Jump onboard with me as I show you London roads on the wilder side :) Note: This was my first attempt at a helmetcam (..more)

London's roads are a nightmare - riding a motorbike is the only way to travel. Jump onboard with me as I show you London roads on the wilder side :) Note: This was my first attempt at a helmetcam setup, using my mobile phone...a Nokia 6630 wedged inside my lid... (..less)

Weston Super Mare Video Blogger Zara Lockwood : that floaty vodafone advert UK pay as you go one, aliens missus is tearful as her space traveller spaceman goes off with the suitcase again, but then he (..more)

Weston Super Mare Video Blogger Zara Lockwood : that floaty vodafone advert UK pay as you go one, aliens missus is tearful as her space traveller spaceman goes off with the suitcase again, but then he gives her a phone and everything is fixed bit like the 7up one - but in space. This spoof is designed as a professional artists worst nightmare i.e imagine the sinario if they had a brain meltdown and forgot how to make them snazzy adverts - and they had a deadline for 6am and this was all they could think of at 3am! - I also think I want one of those Internet mobile phones they are advertising at the moment aswell - where you can watch youtube and myspace videos as I think my niece would find these little green aliens funny via her phone too. (..less)