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*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrass (..more)

*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrassment I endure I thought I saw an angel I was completely sure She smiled at me on the subway Turned out she was a man I didn't know until I tried to sleep with her After 8 black and tans But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bump right here I shouldn't've drank so much beer. Yeah, she had one lazy eye But I couldn't tell in that light. You should have seen the look on my face When we got home that night. And I said, "What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights?" But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright. But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bulge right here. Why did I drink so much beer? No no no no no, No no no no no no, No no no no no no! But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I sw (..less)

the best ***PLZ RATE AND COMMENT*** If you like this video, you will also enjoy my Nascar Rubbin' and Racin' series. Part 1 http://youtube.com/watch?v=r8ianmcn8ZU Part 2 http://youtub (..more)

the best ***PLZ RATE AND COMMENT*** If you like this video, you will also enjoy my Nascar Rubbin' and Racin' series. Part 1 http://youtube.com/watch?v=r8ianmcn8ZU Part 2 http://youtube.com/watch?v=yWjZ5aZL2Ec Part 3 http://youtube.com/watch?v=W3r1pg5egIs Part 4 http://youtube.com/watch?v=XcM_drpnDDE Part 5 http://youtube.com/watch?v=vs2FjjUPzXw Part 6 (Coming soon!) Part 7 http://youtube.com/watch?v=YtxfWoQaNdU Part 8 http://youtube.com/watch?v=r1l2FGzjWDE Part 9 http://youtube.com/watch?v=g8vSXLpS1E4 And more to come... i spent alot of time on this so plz watch it all (P.S the last song has the best wrecks) credit to lots of ppl at tbk.fameflame.dk, roys memorial, and crash twice (..less)

Wow, I've broken two million views! I am so completely speechless. Thank you guys so much for rating, commenting, posting, watching, etc! NOTE: I did not copy anyone on this idea. This was an ori (..more)

Wow, I've broken two million views! I am so completely speechless. Thank you guys so much for rating, commenting, posting, watching, etc! NOTE: I did not copy anyone on this idea. This was an original idea I had. There is only one person who had a "1, 2 Step - Hannah Montana" video up before me (but only by five days) that I didn't even see until JUST now and that was MileyCyrusFan. You can watch her video- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bqN7D152YQ . BUT STILL, I didn't even know that was there till JUST now! The people claiming I copied them? Get a life. Wow. Kay, so it's exactly one year since I made and uploaded this video. And one year, 776,896 views, 1906 comments, 1896 ratings, and 3076 times being favorited later, this is definately my most popular video. This is still one of my most favorite videos that I've made and I'm quite proud of it. Thanks for all your comments and such, I really appreciate it. And to the all the people saying this is stupid and what not, oh well. I've given up on deleting your comments, I'm not gonna do it. I have to learn to take criticismn and that's what I'm doing. And truthfully, for every comment saying this is stupid, there' (..less)

I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't han (..more)

I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't hang up it would tear me apart I love you baby, I need to know what's next Oh baby please send me a f*cking text Oh baby I have loved you since my youth I send you memories on my bluetooth I love you so much oh why can't you see? I think about you when i'm on my hands free 24/7 on the phone to your heart You can text me just for a start You can get excited when you're on your own Baby just use that vibrating ring tone Last night I felt so alone Then I heard your assigned ring tone You told me you wanted it in your slinky I got excited 'cos its oh so stinky! Oh baby the tears I can't wipe You gotta give me that dirty call on Skype I feel so lonely, where do I look? You even blank me on Facebook Beep beep beep, I can't get no sleep I blog you all night long, right until I weep You have a wet one that's oh so pretty I love even more when it gets all shitty Oh baby you are always on my mind I dream of doing you from behind I could help us out by getting s (..less)

I will not accept your comments about how you "hate this band" so much that you want them to "die", "they're fags" or "_____ could kick pete wentz's faggot ass". Also, I won't accept your damn comment (..more)

I will not accept your comments about how you "hate this band" so much that you want them to "die", "they're fags" or "_____ could kick pete wentz's faggot ass". Also, I won't accept your damn comments about *~hot girls on webcam, either. (..less)

AC/DC - T.N.T (Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi) See me ride out of the sunset On your colour TV screen Out for all that I can get If you know what I mean Women to (..more)

AC/DC - T.N.T (Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi) See me ride out of the sunset On your colour TV screen Out for all that I can get If you know what I mean Women to the left of me And women to the right Ain't got no gun Ain't got no knife Don't you start no fight 'Cause I'm T.N.T., I'm dynamite (T.N.T.) and I'll win the fight (T.N.T.) I'm a power load (T.N.T.) watch me explode I'm dirty, mean and mighty unclean I'm a wanted man Public enemy number one Understand So lock up your daughter Lock up your wife Lock up your back door And run for your life The man is back in town So don't you mess me 'round 'Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite (T.N.T.) and I'll win the fight (T.N.T.) I'm a power load (T.N.T.) watch me explode T.N.T., (oi, oi, oi) T.N.T., (oi, oi, oi) T.N.T., (oi, oi, oi) T.N.T., (oi, oi, oi) T.N.T., (oi, oi, oi) , I'm dynamite (T.N.T., oi, oi, oi), and I'll win the fight, (T.N.T., oi, oi, oi), I'm a power load (T.N.T.), watch me explode! (..less)

AC/DC Highway to hell live with Scott Livin' easy, lovin' free Season ticket on a one way ride Asking nothing, leave me be Taking everything in my stride Don't need reason, don't need rime Ai (..more)

AC/DC Highway to hell live with Scott Livin' easy, lovin' free Season ticket on a one way ride Asking nothing, leave me be Taking everything in my stride Don't need reason, don't need rime Ain't nothing I would rather do Going down, for a time My friends are gonna be there too I'm on the highway to hell No more stop signs, speed limit Nobody's gonna slow me down Like a wheel gonna spin it Nobody's gonna mess me around Hey Satan, paid my dues I'm playing in a rockin' band Hey Mamma, look at me I'm on the way to the promised land I'm on the highway to hell Don't stop me I'm on the highway to hell And I'm going down all the way I'm on the highway to hell (..less)

Nelly Furtado's "All Good Things (Come To An End)" my style! Pardon the poor quality though, it was recorded through my mobile phone. Hope you guys and girls enjoy it ya! =) All coments -good or ba (..more)

Nelly Furtado's "All Good Things (Come To An End)" my style! Pardon the poor quality though, it was recorded through my mobile phone. Hope you guys and girls enjoy it ya! =) All coments -good or bad- are most welcome here. However, please refrain from posting any undesirable NON-CONSTRUCTIVE criticisms. They are totally annoying things and if you people out there have got something to bitch about, get up and away from my face. We all don't need people like you around. Well, here I am again! Muacks and have a great fun day ahead! Cheers! (..less)

Allen Iverson finally shook his shadow and shook up the NBA Finals. Hounded by unheralded Tyronn Lue, Iverson scored seven of his 48 points in a one-minute span of overtime as the Philadelphia 76e (..more)

Allen Iverson finally shook his shadow and shook up the NBA Finals. Hounded by unheralded Tyronn Lue, Iverson scored seven of his 48 points in a one-minute span of overtime as the Philadelphia 76ers stunned the Los Angeles Lakers with a 107-101 victory in the opener of the NBA Finals. Iverson scored 30 points in a scintillating first half, letting everyone know that the 76ers were going to be more than another pushover for the powerful Lakers. His late flurry silenced the Staples Center and unceremoniously ended Los Angeles' run at a perfect postseason. "Anybody that bet on it, some broke people out there," Iverson said. "I'm glad nobody didn't bet their life on it 'cause they definitely would be dead right now." Instead, the Sixers -- double-digit underdogs -- are very much alive as they again displayed their heroic heart. "Our guys just try hard," Sixers coach Larry Brown said. "This is kind of unexpected but it's neat." In between Iverson outbursts, Lue stymied the NBA Most Valuable Player for nearly 20 minutes, using his quickness to prevent Iverson from even getting the ball, let alone shoot it. He had spent the last two practices impersonating Iverson (..less)

Do you hate those numbnuts who insist on driving while talking on their hand held mobile phones? Ever had a near death experience at the hands of one of these morons, while they talk a load of crap in (..more)

Do you hate those numbnuts who insist on driving while talking on their hand held mobile phones? Ever had a near death experience at the hands of one of these morons, while they talk a load of crap into that cel phone clamped under their chin? Well now you can do something about it that doesn't involve a .45 magnum. Download one of my bumper sticker .JPEG's from characteranimationin3d dot com slash bumper sticker dot html, print it up and stick it on the back of your car or bike! Maybe one of the twats will see it and cut the conversation short! Mind you, most of them are so stupid, I'd be amazed if they can read! It's about time that these pig ignorant, arrogant, annoying, vacuous, obnoxious, moronic, callous, stupid, unthinking, poxy, low I.Q., dimwits realise that they are endangering other road users lives. (..less)

i've broken my x-record (it was 4:17)! this time i stayed 5:01!!! unfortunately the video stops at 4:28 because i didn't had enough memory in my mobile phone...i keep practicing.! ps. wait for bette (..more)

i've broken my x-record (it was 4:17)! this time i stayed 5:01!!! unfortunately the video stops at 4:28 because i didn't had enough memory in my mobile phone...i keep practicing.! ps. wait for better times soon!!! (..less)

The video for Fluorescent Adolescent by Arctic Monkeys. From the album "Favourite Worst Nightmare" :::LYRICS::: You used to get it in your fishnets Now you only get it in your night dress Discar (..more)

The video for Fluorescent Adolescent by Arctic Monkeys. From the album "Favourite Worst Nightmare" :::LYRICS::: You used to get it in your fishnets Now you only get it in your night dress Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness You landed in a very common crisis Everything's in order in a black hole Nothing seems as pretty as the past though That Bloody Mary's lacking her Tabasco Remember when he used to be a rascal? Oh the boys a slag The best you ever had The best you ever had Is just a memory and those dreams Not as daft as they seem Not as daft as they seem My love when you dream them up Flicking through a little book of sex tips Remember when the boys were all electric? Now when she tells she's gonna get it I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it Clinging to not getting sentimental Said she wasn't going but she went still Likes her gentlemen not to be gentle Was it a megadobber or a betting pencil? Oh the boys a slag The best you ever had [Fluorescent Adolescent lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com] The best you ever had Is just a memory and those dreams Not as daft as they seem Not as daft as they seem My love when you dre (..less)