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*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrass (..more)

*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrassment I endure I thought I saw an angel I was completely sure She smiled at me on the subway Turned out she was a man I didn't know until I tried to sleep with her After 8 black and tans But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bump right here I shouldn't've drank so much beer. Yeah, she had one lazy eye But I couldn't tell in that light. You should have seen the look on my face When we got home that night. And I said, "What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights?" But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright. But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bulge right here. Why did I drink so much beer? No no no no no, No no no no no no, No no no no no no! But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I sw (..less)

the best ***PLZ RATE AND COMMENT*** If you like this video, you will also enjoy my Nascar Rubbin' and Racin' series. Part 1 http://youtube.com/watch?v=r8ianmcn8ZU Part 2 http://youtub (..more)

the best ***PLZ RATE AND COMMENT*** If you like this video, you will also enjoy my Nascar Rubbin' and Racin' series. Part 1 http://youtube.com/watch?v=r8ianmcn8ZU Part 2 http://youtube.com/watch?v=yWjZ5aZL2Ec Part 3 http://youtube.com/watch?v=W3r1pg5egIs Part 4 http://youtube.com/watch?v=XcM_drpnDDE Part 5 http://youtube.com/watch?v=vs2FjjUPzXw Part 6 (Coming soon!) Part 7 http://youtube.com/watch?v=YtxfWoQaNdU Part 8 http://youtube.com/watch?v=r1l2FGzjWDE Part 9 http://youtube.com/watch?v=g8vSXLpS1E4 And more to come... i spent alot of time on this so plz watch it all (P.S the last song has the best wrecks) credit to lots of ppl at tbk.fameflame.dk, roys memorial, and crash twice (..less)

Wow, I've broken two million views! I am so completely speechless. Thank you guys so much for rating, commenting, posting, watching, etc! NOTE: I did not copy anyone on this idea. This was an ori (..more)

Wow, I've broken two million views! I am so completely speechless. Thank you guys so much for rating, commenting, posting, watching, etc! NOTE: I did not copy anyone on this idea. This was an original idea I had. There is only one person who had a "1, 2 Step - Hannah Montana" video up before me (but only by five days) that I didn't even see until JUST now and that was MileyCyrusFan. You can watch her video- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bqN7D152YQ . BUT STILL, I didn't even know that was there till JUST now! The people claiming I copied them? Get a life. Wow. Kay, so it's exactly one year since I made and uploaded this video. And one year, 776,896 views, 1906 comments, 1896 ratings, and 3076 times being favorited later, this is definately my most popular video. This is still one of my most favorite videos that I've made and I'm quite proud of it. Thanks for all your comments and such, I really appreciate it. And to the all the people saying this is stupid and what not, oh well. I've given up on deleting your comments, I'm not gonna do it. I have to learn to take criticismn and that's what I'm doing. And truthfully, for every comment saying this is stupid, there' (..less)

This is the classic game between Bulls and the Celts in which Michael Jordan dropped 63 points. Now, since the only tape I found was in Chinese, I've decided to add some music and mix it. Please forg (..more)

This is the classic game between Bulls and the Celts in which Michael Jordan dropped 63 points. Now, since the only tape I found was in Chinese, I've decided to add some music and mix it. Please forgive me for my noobish, amateurish editing skills. Song: Klaxons - Atlantis to Interzone For more information go to: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1986_NBA_Finals (..less)

This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless! To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.c (..more)

This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless! To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.com/picture. To play video messages sent to email, QuickTime® 6.5 or higher is required. Visit www.apple.com/quicktime/download to download the free player or upgrade your existing QuickTime® Player. Note: During the download process when asked to choose an installation type (Minimum, Recommended or Custom), select Minimum for faster download. (..less)

On every Sunday people converts in the Al-Nur mosque masha allah in Berlin. its from my mobile phone...so sry for the qality Keep up Looking at my videos, i will upload the next vid´s when new co (..more)

On every Sunday people converts in the Al-Nur mosque masha allah in Berlin. its from my mobile phone...so sry for the qality Keep up Looking at my videos, i will upload the next vid´s when new converts... (..less)

I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't han (..more)

I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't hang up it would tear me apart I love you baby, I need to know what's next Oh baby please send me a f*cking text Oh baby I have loved you since my youth I send you memories on my bluetooth I love you so much oh why can't you see? I think about you when i'm on my hands free 24/7 on the phone to your heart You can text me just for a start You can get excited when you're on your own Baby just use that vibrating ring tone Last night I felt so alone Then I heard your assigned ring tone You told me you wanted it in your slinky I got excited 'cos its oh so stinky! Oh baby the tears I can't wipe You gotta give me that dirty call on Skype I feel so lonely, where do I look? You even blank me on Facebook Beep beep beep, I can't get no sleep I blog you all night long, right until I weep You have a wet one that's oh so pretty I love even more when it gets all shitty Oh baby you are always on my mind I dream of doing you from behind I could help us out by getting s (..less)

I will not accept your comments about how you "hate this band" so much that you want them to "die", "they're fags" or "_____ could kick pete wentz's faggot ass". Also, I won't accept your damn comment (..more)

I will not accept your comments about how you "hate this band" so much that you want them to "die", "they're fags" or "_____ could kick pete wentz's faggot ass". Also, I won't accept your damn comments about *~hot girls on webcam, either. (..less)

On every Sunday people converts in the Al-Nur mosque masha allah in Berlin. its from my mobile phone...so sry for the qality Keep up Looking at my videos, i will upload the next vid´s when new co (..more)

On every Sunday people converts in the Al-Nur mosque masha allah in Berlin. its from my mobile phone...so sry for the qality Keep up Looking at my videos, i will upload the next vid´s when new converts... Islam the true religion of Almighty God ! Make your own mind up. Join the family of humanity! Dont be brain washed by the media. Find out what is Islam and why it gives humanity the answer. There is no difference between people in Islam. We are all brothers and sisters. Islam has the answer from climate change on a global scale to peace in your heart and mind. Be real: we all face the stress of life but in Islam there is inner peace. www.islamvoice.de www.diewahrereligion.de www.way-to-Allah.com (..less)

On every Sunday people converts in the Al-Nur mosque masha allah in Berlin. its from my mobile phone...so sry for the qality Keep up Looking at my videos, i will upload the next vid´s when new co (..more)

On every Sunday people converts in the Al-Nur mosque masha allah in Berlin. its from my mobile phone...so sry for the qality Keep up Looking at my videos, i will upload the next vid´s when new converts... (..less)

The collapse of 7 World Trade Center occurred during this video. The resulting dust & smoke cloud is plainly visible. I spent most of the late morning and early afternoon filming the aftermath of (..more)

The collapse of 7 World Trade Center occurred during this video. The resulting dust & smoke cloud is plainly visible. I spent most of the late morning and early afternoon filming the aftermath of the attacks from the promenade along the Belt Parkway in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. This video includes the live radio coverage from the two major all-news AM stations in New York, 1010 WINS and WCBS 880. I held my radio near the camera so that the reports were recorded live on the video. You will also hear my voice relaying to my wife via mobile phone that I believed 7WTC had just collapsed. (..less)