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*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrass (..more)

*******Lyrics here******* This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant. The embarrassment I endure I thought I saw an angel I was completely sure She smiled at me on the subway Turned out she was a man I didn't know until I tried to sleep with her After 8 black and tans But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bump right here I shouldn't've drank so much beer. Yeah, she had one lazy eye But I couldn't tell in that light. You should have seen the look on my face When we got home that night. And I said, "What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights?" But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright. But she was beautiful, She was beautiful She was beautiful, I swear When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place And I didn't see the bulge right here. Why did I drink so much beer? No no no no no, No no no no no no, No no no no no no! But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I sw (..less)

I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't han (..more)

I really wanted to express my feelings about my mobile phone, texting, internet calls and bluetooth. I just love to communicate. The lyrics are: Oh baby on the phone to your heart please don't hang up it would tear me apart I love you baby, I need to know what's next Oh baby please send me a f*cking text Oh baby I have loved you since my youth I send you memories on my bluetooth I love you so much oh why can't you see? I think about you when i'm on my hands free 24/7 on the phone to your heart You can text me just for a start You can get excited when you're on your own Baby just use that vibrating ring tone Last night I felt so alone Then I heard your assigned ring tone You told me you wanted it in your slinky I got excited 'cos its oh so stinky! Oh baby the tears I can't wipe You gotta give me that dirty call on Skype I feel so lonely, where do I look? You even blank me on Facebook Beep beep beep, I can't get no sleep I blog you all night long, right until I weep You have a wet one that's oh so pretty I love even more when it gets all shitty Oh baby you are always on my mind I dream of doing you from behind I could help us out by getting s (..less)

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Best goals and skills football, Thierry Henry, Maradona, Pelé, Adriano, Kezman BOY, CRANK, DANCE, DAT, FULL, HOW, SOULJA, TO if i cant have you tits vagina sex nude boobs britney spears paris hilton jordan capri honeymoon hollywood lindsey lohan girl woman lady sexy man hot stud slut fuck ass bitch nigger chink gook cracker beaner asshole shit feces death murder maim kill rape hurt pain cartoon anime naruto bleach dragonball DBZ eyeshield21 niggers nig faggot fag gay lesbian porn pornography video game hate love xbox360 PS3 PSX playstation sony microsoft nintendo wii ebay note adobe final cut apple premiere news bush republican o'reilly reilly spin factor liberal clinton iraq iran war news topless bottomless tits boobs cunt pussy titney cats dogs mice rats crocodile hunter australia japan tokyo america new york old 9/11 trade world center grand theft auto halo 1 2 3 episode 10 100 50 clitoris sexual fight boxing basketball baseball soccer tennis sports NBA NFL ESPN horror comedy drama romance ninja shinobi cosplay hentai titties boobies breasts bouncing beach bitches bikini a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z hi bye rachel amanda sarah tony dad mom aunt uncle sl (..less)

COMIC RELIEF 1987 "ROBIN WILLIAMS" STAND UP COMEDY.Andrea Martin Judy Tenuta Peter Cook Bobcat Goldthwait Dudley Moore Louie Anderson Elayne Boosler Whoopi Goldberg Robert Klein Jon Lovitz Catherine (..more)

COMIC RELIEF 1987 "ROBIN WILLIAMS" STAND UP COMEDY.Andrea Martin Judy Tenuta Peter Cook Bobcat Goldthwait Dudley Moore Louie Anderson Elayne Boosler Whoopi Goldberg Robert Klein Jon Lovitz Catherine O'Hara Dabney Coleman Billy Crystal Penn Jillette Robin Williams (..less)

This is just a funny video taken on my mobile phone,having a production theme of my own banners. Lang.:Telugu Genre:Comedy Pl.note: "xerox shop" is a misnomer for Photo-copier booth/stall in Indi (..more)

This is just a funny video taken on my mobile phone,having a production theme of my own banners. Lang.:Telugu Genre:Comedy Pl.note: "xerox shop" is a misnomer for Photo-copier booth/stall in India. Softwares used: Total video converter, sound forge, Windows movie maker, Camtasia studio & photoshop. (..less)

This is a video of my holiday to Lykia World in 2007. The Animation Team put on a comedy, and this is just one of the acts. The two animators are Giani ( or Johnny ) And Oulash. The quality is a bit b (..more)

This is a video of my holiday to Lykia World in 2007. The Animation Team put on a comedy, and this is just one of the acts. The two animators are Giani ( or Johnny ) And Oulash. The quality is a bit bad, as i had to record it from my camcorder onto my mobile phone. Better than nothing though :))) and please excuse my terrible laughing :))))) x (..less)